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12/05/2018 - 7:58am Why would this be taken…

Why would this be taken seriously?

It's just part of the annual "Harbaugh rumored to be going to..."

11/02/2018 - 6:38am Comment of the year. Well…

Comment of the year. Well done.

09/27/2018 - 3:01pm Taco Pants Cook

Taco Pants Cook

09/12/2018 - 8:39am Somehow she transformed into…

Somehow she transformed into a 70 year old Asian woman.

12/02/2017 - 2:53pm Check out Patterson's wiki page

First sentence

11/06/2017 - 10:45am The LAST name I expected to hear on this pod

Eddy Merckx.

Well done, Ace.

06/23/2017 - 2:01pm Daily Driver

5 Vegas Classic Robusto.


04/01/2017 - 6:37pm Not only do they have Ohio St

but it comes with a collection of hippie lettuce stickers.

03/14/2017 - 9:45am This

Didn't even see Crean until the third watch.

02/09/2017 - 12:53pm Since we're discussing things that will never happen,

why not just ship Rutgers and Maryland back to wherever they came from and play a round-robin 11 game sched with one non-con game...boom, Bob's your uncle.

01/25/2017 - 3:04pm Someone in the media...

framing a report to fit their narrative? Good thing this kind of silliness hasn't become commonplace.  


Well done Mr. Cook.


10/07/2016 - 9:11am Sam

Part 3 was unlistenable. 

02/05/2016 - 10:50am We have a guy...

We have a guy named Harbaugh that I trust will find a way to utilize Mr. Gary effectively.

02/03/2016 - 5:47pm Hey guys...

Did anything exciting happen today?

02/02/2016 - 7:21am Which...

Which video game do I need to play to get this verified?

02/01/2016 - 12:27pm If...

If obsessing over a 17 year old making a decision isn't bad enough, I now have to hope a guy playing Counterstrike has solid recruiting contacts.

01/02/2016 - 2:06pm You forgot to yell


If the MMB dressed as truck drivers in Columbus next season there would be a 1000 post thread following Brian's picture page post of it and we would e-giggle uncontrollably.

College kids having fun? God help us.

The Stanford band is one of the things that make college football glorious.

11/16/2015 - 2:14pm Can

Rashan Gary enroll before Saturday?

11/01/2015 - 7:27am Yup

Well said.

10/30/2015 - 5:20pm I think

that The Very Bad Thing should be in caps much the same way The Horror is, no?

10/19/2015 - 1:20pm So, that sucks. It sucks that happened.

 "It sucks that the kind trash program that would run all the way across the field to taunt the Michigan student section after being handed a gift gets to feel like they earned something this morning. They're planning on nicknaming it, as if they earned something. That is why Michigan State will always be Michigan State. That is why "little brother" stuck: because it is the truest thing ever said about the attitude of that program."

This. All day long, This.

10/10/2015 - 7:14pm They will

go professional in something other than cheerleading.

10/04/2015 - 1:12pm After 5 games

Defense rankings:

#2 total defense (184 ypg)

#1 3rd down conversion defense (19.4%)

#7 first down defense (62 allowed)

#1 passing yds allowed (112.6 YPG)

#5 rushing defense (71.4 YPG)

#2 scoring defense (7.6 PPG)

#17 tacles for loss ((8.0 TFLPG)


10/04/2015 - 10:20am #N00M



09/28/2015 - 7:42pm It's hard to believe...

that there are 4 teams giving up less than 121.8 passing yards per game.

09/16/2015 - 12:30pm "Forget the cods, Gil...

this guy needs a sturgeon."

I have no idea why I posted this. I'm probably the only one here who remembers it.

08/26/2015 - 9:05pm Yeah

what he said.

08/11/2015 - 1:05pm No one has mentioned...

Kirk Gibson?

I like Kirk with Magic Johnson a close second.

08/10/2015 - 3:27pm This is like...

...reporting who hit the most home runs in batting practice.

06/11/2015 - 1:04pm Harbaugh

 is constitutionally incapable of being anything other than HIMSELF AT MAXIMUM VOLUME.


Great description.

06/09/2015 - 11:34am #8, #4

A TE wearing #8 and a DE wearing #4...good stuff.

06/09/2015 - 9:48am It really is

So much wonderful.

06/09/2015 - 9:42am Dick Vital

I wish this was the actual spelling.

04/23/2015 - 12:31pm Worst season

of his career at 39, elbow surgery at 40, bounce back at 41? Not happening.

02/17/2015 - 2:20pm Without looking it up..

I think he was listed at 5-11, 161 lbs.

01/22/2015 - 12:28pm Why...

aren't the officials getting any heat for this? They approve the footballs fit for play, no?

01/17/2015 - 3:12pm Flipping...

Gibson and Webber would be a hilarious shot across Urb's bow.

01/15/2015 - 2:57pm I've heard...

Oakland is still in play.

01/15/2015 - 7:17am Eight teams

Five P5 conference champions and 3 at-large. Boom, Bob's your uncle.

12/31/2014 - 3:20pm Yeah...

why would we want a QB who has thrown for 6500 yds and 48 TD's?

12/31/2014 - 3:04pm Oh Searchbits...

you make my bits tingle.

12/31/2014 - 12:28pm FINALLY!

Recruiting matters again.

12/31/2014 - 12:06pm I had no idea...

that Michigan's deal was so much more than ANY of the Nike deals.

I wonder if Nike is willing to put such a strong deal on the table for Michigan.

12/30/2014 - 9:25pm Our Harbaugh

"Your Harbaugh may arrive one day with a chipped tooth, a bent finger or a gash across his forehead. This is normal."

12/30/2014 - 10:56am "Rebuffed"?

Remember when Michigan was "rebuffed" by Harbaugh and they came back with a $48 Mil offer?

12/29/2014 - 7:27am Protect the Shield

The Shield

The Shield

The Shield

12/29/2014 - 7:20am Mr. Henson responds...



12/27/2014 - 5:23pm So...

I've heard rumblings about Jim Harbaugh and the opening at Michigan. Has anyone else heard anything?

12/24/2014 - 4:40pm Degenerate check-in

This degenerate will continue to check for "Searchbits" through Christmas and the ensuing weekend. Thanks Brian!

12/22/2014 - 2:57pm "Hey coach..."

"Could you tell us where you would most like to coach next year, and why is it Michigan?"