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04/27/2018 - 10:43am What'd he order?

What'd he order? 

 

Double post so double fish filet

04/27/2018 - 10:41am What'd he order?

What'd he order?

01/10/2018 - 5:33pm want to touch the hiney

want to touch the hiney

07/06/2017 - 10:35am i don't know how good you are

i don't know how good you are w/ coding, but the checksum thing sounds like a relatively simple task to accomplish using Python + pretty much any database.

this seems like a good place to start: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/3431825/generating-an-md5-checksum-…

06/12/2017 - 1:10pm successful track record (i'm

successful track record (i'm assuming that's what you meant)? he has 1 season of hc experience and went 11-24. i don't think he's really proven himself one way or the other. seems like a pretty bold move on butler's part if they hire him.

05/07/2017 - 9:32pm Why do suddenly feel like

Why do suddenly feel like diving into a swimming pool full of liquor?

02/07/2017 - 1:10pm he allegedly punched some

he allegedly punched some dude that was harassing him at a party or outside a club or something.

01/10/2017 - 5:20pm you sound pretty dickish for

you sound pretty dickish for a pastor.

01/09/2017 - 8:53pm I manage a little caesar's

I manage a little caesar's pizza kit distribution center in Saline. A reservation was made for several home pizza kits under 'Happy Sold Out Musical' for Tuesday morning. Do the math.

01/06/2017 - 10:27pm The question is -

Is he going to make love at Scorekeeper's or Rick's?

10/13/2016 - 3:10pm i should mention they dropped

i should mention they dropped the law because Alpena College Of Phrenology head coach Gerard Nobler - really the Jim Harbaugh of his day - began exploiting a glaring loophole : his team started taking two buses.

 

10/13/2016 - 12:59pm until 1923, every player on a

until 1923, every player on a team was assigned a goat. but at the time, it was illegal to transport more than 70 goats across state lines.

10/05/2016 - 8:38pm I logged in just to upvote

I logged in just to upvote this.

10/03/2016 - 9:31am i really only see one trap

i really only see one trap game on the schedule:

10/15 - out the 'bando

thank god harbaugh is friends with Migos

08/27/2016 - 6:33pm My cool story- over the past

My cool story- over the past few months I've seen Antwan Walker and DT Of Bomb Ass Dick Fame walking out of a barbershop in the same neighborhood.

08/15/2016 - 12:25pm Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman,

Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman, them boys up to something
They just spent like two or three weeks on a submarine

05/26/2016 - 11:43am not sure why a couple of

not sure why a couple of people answered but didn't give you a link or at least how to find it - victors board 5: http://www.boards2go.com/boards/board.cgi?user=tmccanna12&user2=Michiga…

04/27/2016 - 2:46pm have faith in kevin costner

have faith in kevin costner

04/25/2016 - 11:43am I googled 'Tim Tebow

I googled 'Tim Tebow Shirtless'

04/02/2016 - 3:06am t Beilien not happy about

t Beilien not happy about this as Michigan replaced Alexander as a possible view

04/02/2016 - 3:02am HEY GUYS I KNO INFO FROM

HEY GUYS I KNO INFO FROM B4,,, GIVE ME INTERNET COOL POINTS

02/20/2016 - 1:35am The heights? Fuck the east

The heights? Is that what you people call yourselves over at 73 Mile and Buttercan Rd? Fuck the east side

02/07/2016 - 1:13pm This loser is on a roll.

This loser is on a roll.

02/07/2016 - 10:03am Congratulations! You've

Congratulations! You've created a parody account with even less potential than mgoyoda!

01/27/2016 - 7:02pm it doesn't work for me. i got

it doesn't work for me. i got the sense you were satirizing AP-style news reporting the way the onion does, but using that to satirize mgoblog content, which obviously isn't written in the AP news voice. 

if you're going to continue writing in this style, i'd suggest you use the onion's standard format for writing short humor pieces (their news in briefs).

LOCATION - ap style lead up, restate the headline. "first quote from a source," attribute quote while tacking on a joke. "another quote from the same source." closing joke.

I think this would work better though if you used more casual language like blogs do.

01/22/2016 - 11:26am jennifer gratz wrote a letter

jennifer gratz wrote a letter to heiko saying he only matched because he's asian.

01/09/2016 - 10:58pm So he's saying hockey is

So he's saying hockey is really popular in Mexicantown.

11/25/2015 - 11:14am was that a seinfeld2000

was that a seinfeld2000 reference?

11/09/2015 - 2:35pm the lameness of your gifs

the lameness of your gifs makes me think you actually are matt millen's mustache.

10/13/2015 - 5:54pm it'll be buried b/w several

it'll be buried b/w several kareem walker, daelin hayes, and 'the numbers are telling me something i like' posts.

10/13/2015 - 5:00pm i don't know if i missed it

i don't know if i missed it or not - but have there been any updates re: ojemudia's red shirt?

10/12/2015 - 10:07am i'm a huge leach fan. please

i'm a huge leach fan. please regale us w/ a story or two.

10/06/2015 - 9:28am i think i almost bought a

i think i almost bought a blu-ray player off craigslist from you like 5 years ago.

10/06/2015 - 9:04am my first concert (in the

my first concert (in the loosest sense of the word) was musturd plug at the the mosquito club (joy road, 2 blocks e of middlebelt) in 1997. i cut my elbow on some guys tooth while...skanking.

09/28/2015 - 10:33pm Sort of. You're thinking of

Sort of. You're thinking of Robert Siegel who was the editor in chief for a while in the 90s and early 00s.

09/28/2015 - 10:29pm They have a Michigan grad on

They have a Michigan grad on staff. In fact, he's the one responsible for this gem last year that I remember getting a reaction on this board: http://www.theonion.com/article/michigan-fans-thankful-program-no-longe…

I'm assuming he probably did this and the other recent harbaugh one.

09/14/2015 - 10:23am genuinely wondering why you

genuinely wondering why you consider strong a bad fit. do you think it's scheme related or more to do w/ the way he started running the program?

09/11/2015 - 9:37am i wonder if he took mora up

i wonder if he took mora up on his offer:

"There were calculated rants. Coach Jim Mora heaped two onto UCLA's top freshmen, tight end Chris Clark ("I'll drive you to the airport and you can transfer to Rutgers or a junior college.")..."

 

http://www.latimes.com/sports/ucla/la-sp-0823-ucla-football-20150823-st…

08/31/2015 - 11:08am i completely missed the part

i completely missed the part about the exceprts adding up to 30/460 pages because i make it a point to never read italicized text.

08/29/2015 - 10:10am I keep waiting for him to

I keep waiting for him to break in with a story about seeing Nirvana at the Blind Pig in '89.

08/05/2015 - 9:23am it stems from brian

it stems from brian mentioning in the blogspot/haloscan days that he kept getting inbound traffic from people that had googled 'tim tebow shirtless'

02/25/2015 - 12:52pm i hope the 6 words are  'HAIL

i hope the 6 words are  'HAIL AND UNITE HAIL AND UNITE'

02/11/2015 - 11:48am hail and unite
hail and

hail and unite

hail and unite

fight fight fight
 
the university of michigan is out of sight
 
hail and unite
 
hail and unite
 
fight fight fight
 
the mighty wolverines have all the might
02/06/2015 - 5:01pm my guesses were pretty much

my guesses were pretty much in line w/ that.

02/06/2015 - 4:59pm i had some wild ass guesses

i had some wild ass guesses that i was going to post, but for some reason i felt like an asshole writing them down.

02/06/2015 - 4:51pm She's getting paid in

She's getting paid in Campbell's Chunky Soup.

02/06/2015 - 4:49pm Jay Harbaugh has a degree

Jay Harbaugh has a degree from Oregon State in Sociology. Ignore if I misunderstood what you're saying.

01/28/2015 - 3:48pm Jerome Bettis sat next to me

Jerome Bettis sat next to me on a plane and said we're totally getting Pryor!!!!

01/16/2015 - 5:29pm holy crap i can't believe the

holy crap i can't believe the 49ers fired harbaugh to pretty much hire this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NE370YvRnU

01/13/2015 - 3:28pm Between Durkin, Zordich, Tom

Between Durkin, Zordich, Tom Sims (who Brian mentioned in passing in a Searchbits), and Marrow, it seems Harbaugh is hellbent on having really strong Youngstown connections.