“And welcome to the Tampax Double Wide Heavy Flow stadium here in beautiful Columbus, Ohio. We have a great matchup today between your BlueChew Buckeyes and the Minnesota Manscapers.”
Michigan really isn’t an underdog. If they win, the narrative will be that Wisconsin isn’t a good team this year and Michigan should have won the game anyway. Same old shit.
Based on the past 7 years, Murphy’s law, and just everything that goes against Michigan, Wisconsin will not have a turnover. Furthermore, they will hold Michigan to under 100 yards on the ground and force them to pass (I’ll withhold judgement on the passing game). Wisconsin will run for over 250 yards (mostly between the tackles) and own time of possession by more than 15 minutes. Michigan finds a way to return a punt or kickoff return for a TD, they have 1 TD drive and 3 FGs. Michigan wins 23-13. Hail!
Coaching. They still regress to the mean under adversity and consistently get out schemed. They are 4-0, sure that’s nice, but 2 MAC teams, 1 horrid Washington team and…Rutgers. I believe this team will at least win 8 games this year, not terrible, but the same losses will show up again. Without the talent advantage, no way UM wins yesterday. The defense is good enough to support the offense. The offensive playmakers are good enough to win the conference this year based on what we’ve seen thus far. The coaches will let this team down again. Well, who else could they get? Honestly, I don’t care. I would just like to see another coaching staff have a chance with this talent.
While Michigan took care of business for 3 straight weeks and I’m thrilled about that, they still have played 2 MAC teams and a 1-2 Washington team. That doesn’t quite move the needle. The next few weeks will be telling.
I don’t disagree with your takes, however, I think there’s a chance IU is a lot better than what showed up yesterday. I’d chalk that up to a fluke game due to the QB play and would expect them to be a lot more competitive the rest of the way. I remain highly suspicious of the interior DL and dread the Wisconsin game for said reason. Michigan has shown much improvement on the offensive side of the ball, if it holds, Michigan can and should compete very well against their schedule.
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I like the hype videos, but this team has done more than enough the past 5 weeks to get me hyped for game 6!
Loss:…
Win: Eat corn chips
Loss: Eat paint chips
Every time I look around (look around).
1. Bad teams find ways to lose.
2. Momentum.
3. Harbaugh took a massive pay cut to keep his coaching tenure at UM on life support.
4. Harbaugh broke a losing streak last week.
5. Rutgers did too.
6. Good running back disguised as a QB with a bad O-line.
7. See #1.
8. Quit drinking and go to bed.
49-3…
I’ll be that guy.
49-3 Michigan
Yes, he looked hesitant and definitely settled in later in the game. I’ll give Harbaugh credit here.
That jump around was fucking awesome. I was pissed they held up the game for that bullshit, but then I saw the team. Way cool and it fired them up!
“And welcome to the Tampax Double Wide Heavy Flow stadium here in beautiful Columbus, Ohio. We have a great matchup today between your BlueChew Buckeyes and the Minnesota Manscapers.”
Mr. Gattis agrees
Loss:…
Win: I’ll eat cheese
Loss: It’s Frumundah
Michigan really isn’t an underdog. If they win, the narrative will be that Wisconsin isn’t a good team this year and Michigan should have won the game anyway. Same old shit.
Based on the past 7 years, Murphy’s law, and just everything that goes against Michigan, Wisconsin will not have a turnover. Furthermore, they will hold Michigan to under 100 yards on the ground and force them to pass (I’ll withhold judgement on the passing game). Wisconsin will run for over 250 yards (mostly between the tackles) and own time of possession by more than 15 minutes. Michigan finds a way to return a punt or kickoff return for a TD, they have 1 TD drive and 3 FGs. Michigan wins 23-13. Hail!
But these numbers are coming from 2 MAC teams, Wershinton, and a Rutger. I guess I’ll reserve judgement until next Saturday.
I don’t share this thought. But if I’m wrong, I’ll eat a bag of lemon marinated crow dicks.
So we should trust another random rating vs the eye test? Should we all wait for next week?
If a 2 loss Clemson team is still a top 10 pick to make the national championship game then the system is broken.
Sherrone Moore and Mike Hart should share OC duties.
Coaching. They still regress to the mean under adversity and consistently get out schemed. They are 4-0, sure that’s nice, but 2 MAC teams, 1 horrid Washington team and…Rutgers. I believe this team will at least win 8 games this year, not terrible, but the same losses will show up again. Without the talent advantage, no way UM wins yesterday. The defense is good enough to support the offense. The offensive playmakers are good enough to win the conference this year based on what we’ve seen thus far. The coaches will let this team down again. Well, who else could they get? Honestly, I don’t care. I would just like to see another coaching staff have a chance with this talent.
Chad Kroger says hold my macchiato
Harbaugh is the MAC coach of the year
Harbaugh - MAC coach of the year
You can still smoke weed…not that hard to do in the middle of a few hundred people. Puff puff put away
Tried so hard he bust a nut.
While Michigan took care of business for 3 straight weeks and I’m thrilled about that, they still have played 2 MAC teams and a 1-2 Washington team. That doesn’t quite move the needle. The next few weeks will be telling.
Fuck em
The Tulsa fans are good people
There were only 75,540 assholes at the Ohio state game today.
FIFY
I’d rather him stay and he tanks the program
Agreed. NDs defense has been underwhelming this year, so far, to say the least. I hope Purdue piles on 40+ this weekend!
Future OC And/or CoOC with Mr. Hart
Urban Meyer will be there next season after he gets canned from only mustering 3 wins in the NFL.
He’s playing for 4th place in the East
Why would a QB want to play for Michigan these days?
Both! Nice nuts, coach!
Love the blue jerseys!
I really really really hope you’re right
Give me Moorehead!
BS hold call before half
Wow, Ohio just caught Oregon napping on D and looking for the play. This was strategic on Ryan Days part.
42-10 UM.
99.9% of this fanbase would trade a W for a Pom Pom. You can keep your Pom Pom.
I don’t care about the pageantry, bring the W back…last week was a good start
Bang bang!
That’s excellent!
Are college athletes liable for their own healthcare? I’ve never really thought about that before.
By all means, play the kid when Michigan is up, but any less of Corum/Haskins would be a crime.
I don’t disagree with your takes, however, I think there’s a chance IU is a lot better than what showed up yesterday. I’d chalk that up to a fluke game due to the QB play and would expect them to be a lot more competitive the rest of the way. I remain highly suspicious of the interior DL and dread the Wisconsin game for said reason. Michigan has shown much improvement on the offensive side of the ball, if it holds, Michigan can and should compete very well against their schedule.
I agree, brother!
That TD run reminded me of his coach
Donovan can wait. Corum is legit and Haskins runs like you stole his bike