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I don’t see the dilemma…

I don’t see the dilemma. Never root for Putin. 

60 percent of the time, they…

60 percent of the time, they return every time. 

60% of the time, they return…

60% of the time, they return every time. 

Or Matt Campbell. 

Or “Matt Campbell.”

Correct. Not shrewd for…

Correct. Not shrewd for Michigan. 

I actually wish him every…

I actually wish him every success in the NFL. And, by every success, I mean abject failure. 

A timeless classic.

A timeless classic.

Pair it with milk.

Pair it with milk.

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I was there. It was so cold…

I was there. It was so cold my balls became ovaries. I’m still waiting for them to descend. 

I hope we get the UCF player…

I hope we get the UCF player. I bet he hits harder.  

Does anyone know what the…

Does anyone know what the cryptic link at the end of Raj’s post is? Perhaps Raj?

1000000000000

My iPhone wants to call a phone number and Google wants to prevent me from learning anything meaningful about binary. 

Won’t be long until mine is…

Won’t be long until mine is in juvie.

I am so glad he’s gone. 

I am so glad he’s gone. 

That’s what Keith Jackson…

That’s what Keith Jackson said. 

I think Maryland had two…

I think Maryland had two safeties. 

Good shit, Jedd!

Good shit, Jedd!

“To hell with Notre Dame.”

“To hell with Notre Dame.”

The ceiling is the roof. 

The ceiling is the roof. 

Reminds me of my favorite…

Reminds me of my favorite urinal graffiti of all time: “Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hands.”

Cotton. The touch. The look…

Cotton. The touch. The look. The feel. The fabric of our lives. 

Eh. It doesn’t really bother…

Eh. It doesn’t really bother me that much. 

All your base are belong to…

All your base are belong to us. 

—Zero Wing, Sega Genesis 

I blame LeVar Burton.

I blame LeVar Burton.

Keith Jackson died!?!

Keith Jackson died!?!

I think he fell face first…

I think he fell face first into something else. 47 times. 

Not cool.  Let's get off his…

Not cool.  Let's get off his mom, shall we?

The other big 40-yard dash…

The other big 40-yard dash time for a Michigan man won't occur until the last day of the combine.  When Rich Eisen runs.  

What is a piece of shit bang…

What is a piece of shit bang, and why is it always on Friday?

I’ll take ‘em!

I’ll take ‘em!

This is just whoreable. 

This is just whoreable. 

Yeah, but bacon tastes good…

Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good. 

A timeless classic. I’m just…

A timeless classic. I’m just trying to start a tradition in my own modest way. All glory to mgobobb and football. Football. 

“Football.”

—mgobobb

“Football.”

—mgobobb

Deep Thoughts.

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Deep Thoughts.

—by mgobobb

“Football.”

—mgobobb

“Football.”

—mgobobb

“Football.”

—mgobobb

“Football.”

—mgobobb

“Football.”

—mgobobb

“Football.”

—mgobobb

“Football.”

—mgobobb

“Football.”

—mgobobb

First. It’s OSU. 

First. It’s OSU. 

Butch Jones can define …

Butch Jones can define “succeeded at life” for you. 

Agree. Girth is more…

Agree. Girth is more important. 

Why is there a "Spartans…

Why is there a "Spartans Will" ad on this site for a "full-time MBA" program at MSU?  Mods?

There once was a man from…

There once was a man from Nantucket. 

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I smell teen spirit. 

I smell teen spirit. 

Nice reference, Sheryl. 

Nice reference, Sheryl. 

A wen is actually a pustule…

A wen is actually a pustule. Possibly apropos here. 

Best T-Shirt Ever Still the best Michigan T-Shirt I ever saw: “Guns don’t kill people. LaMarr Woodley kills people.”
LMGTFY For those who, like me, need Google to understand the CK2 reference, it’s a video game called Crusader Kings 2. Judging from the references in the article, it must be even better than Crusaders Kings 1.