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01/18/2011 - 5:27pm '613 Patent

How?  I enjoyed entirely positive points until a single statement having nothing whatsoever to do with my alma mater, The University of Michigan at Ann Arbor, got perceived wrongly by a few who instituted negBangRape.  So much for your "little jokes."  Yet, with so many URLs at my disposal, frankly Scarlet I don't [strike that and insert "wish I didn't"] give a [derp].  No matter what I am third generation, Go Blue.

01/18/2011 - 5:08pm The Actual Facts

No editing occurred on this poster's part; the original post remains in tact at this node.  Nor have I posted "euphemisms" of any sort let alone in connection with Coach Hoke.  I do take issue with MGoShtoink for an avatar that is unworthy of a Michigan graduate however. 

01/18/2011 - 4:49pm An Observation

board popularity != insight; //other than as relates directly to board popularity.  The immediate poster's avatar displays "...Aint Sh[!]"  I would like to believe my fellow Michigan ALUMS might justifiably take issue with that.

01/15/2011 - 10:33pm Bottom of the Third

And who now doubts that by end of the game we are approaching Wolverines vice Miss. State?  Not that I like it, because certainly I don't Cheese-for-Brains...

Go Chicago Bears.

01/15/2011 - 9:22pm Woodson Walks On Water Again

But then we knew that already.  And now the DirtyBirds have turned it over.  Unleash Sir Charles...

01/15/2011 - 8:26pm Packers

Too much choke in the Raven crop.  Plus my key IT honcho hails from Sturgeon Bay, which is close enough and he may read this message.  ('hi' dude)

01/15/2011 - 7:14pm The Horse Has Been Commercially Rendered

Paragraphs are alive and well though.  Consider this latter assertion please as a friendly suggestion.  Go Blue.

01/14/2011 - 9:50am There Is An App For This…

It's called The Michigan Difference.

01/14/2011 - 9:28am Read

Cam's buyout provision. The pro team is obligated to pay the school.

01/14/2011 - 9:06am Track Team

You have to wonder whether Denard ought to skip track this Spring given his injuries, need to learn a different O and the departure of Barwis.

01/14/2011 - 5:15am Good Trivia Question

Somebody discern the Hoke lineage yet?

01/14/2011 - 3:36am Devin

Devin is the perfect transition/hybridization QB for us.

01/14/2011 - 3:28am Not "pure troll"- qualified

I simply had the audacity to mention that I hold unions accountable for their behaviors. Which is fact. Up until that point in time here, I was receiving posBangs. I do not troll.

01/14/2011 - 3:01am Concur

Not to mention it was his first year starting and he was Heisman-lead first half of season ;>)

01/14/2011 - 2:56am No Ban Hammer Called-For

Senator Bluetarsky has not violated a single MGoBlog rule. The fact he takes pleasure in outsourcing union manufacturing jobs has no bearing on Michigan athletics.

01/14/2011 - 2:29am Virginia Tech Opponents

Pure supposition from observation, VT opponents during Vick's tenure tended to have linemen who were shorter.  B1G linemen are almost certainly taller now.

01/14/2011 - 2:19am Height

I have wondered all year whether Denard's lack of vertical stature contributed to his picks.  It only takes one big guy who is in the way of the key receiver.

01/14/2011 - 2:16am Denard Is Neither Clark Nor Royster

He is Denard-dilithium.  So how do we make this fit your proposed O scheme while keeping the most dynamic skill player in our history?

01/14/2011 - 2:04am Hoke Can Buy The DVD

Brady may have to work on his sense of rhythm though.  Not that RR teams managed dance-worthy rhythms during the past three years.  But then the fourth may have contributed the charm, we'll never know...

01/14/2011 - 1:49am It's A Tax Deduction

Ask whether he requested a receipt.  We do this through Salvation Army with most of our discards.  Unfortunately speculative value is an IRS red flag.  $0.02

01/14/2011 - 1:30am Who Could Have Known

that fashion wh*res lurk here.  Good thing Prada wasn't mentioned, as it tends to be a veritable lightning rod online.

01/14/2011 - 12:53am I'll Simply Offshore What You Did

No worries.  Enjoy deer hunting for food.

01/14/2011 - 12:50am Pretty Much So

Most had no choice, though.  You went union or you ... what.  So much for individual decision-making.  I guess the communist collective knows best.  Pray for the Volt, dudes.

01/14/2011 - 12:47am So True

Provide you chose to act upon that aspect of the program when another poster voiced an opinion with which you disagree.

01/14/2011 - 12:44am NegBang Away

I rescind nothing.  The sh!t those hicks wore on the sidelines is worthy of condemnation enough.  Simple and clean wardrobe please.  You let your playing do the talking.  Else go union and experience the consequences like my family did.  Hicks.

01/14/2011 - 12:32am Won't Fit Brady

The Rodriguez fashion sense is gone from Ann Arbor, thankfully.  I hated upon those threads, both fabric and site.  Khaki and blue with maize lettering, 'M' else 'Michigan."  Khaki, maize and blue are your choices from now on.  Keep the ostensibly swanky blue collar crap in private, United Auto Workers and West Virginians.

01/13/2011 - 11:01pm Coen Brothers MasterShop

Somebody 'shop the new True Grit.  Hoke image needs an eyepatch.  It will bring-in the dudes.  And we need the dudes.

01/13/2011 - 10:59pm Puking

After Barwis-type workouts in The Room.  Keeps 'em lean and mean like a Wolverine should be.  Conversely, I expect to witness the abolishment of chocolate milk as a refresher.  That presented the wrong image even if it works, which it didn't so much, apparently.

01/13/2011 - 8:12pm You Will Be Hearing From My Solicitors In The Morn

3. Internet rumors swirl he flunked out like Blutarski

This is libelous, sir.  In fact, Michigan matriculated me and I went on to attain graduate engineering and law degrees.  Faber administration were leftists and bad-mouthed the United States of America.  Gentlemen! 

01/12/2011 - 2:43am Shomer Shabbos Was Yesterday

Let's roll.  And extirpate negativity.  We can begin to project the future sometime early 2012.  Until then we look forward to the Spring game.  Go Blue.

01/11/2011 - 1:45am Donger Need FOOD

No more yanky me whanky, Grandpa.

01/11/2011 - 1:15am I Sincerely Hope That You Are Correct For All Of 2011

But I am a trained cynic.

01/11/2011 - 1:08am Aviator Sunglasses Optional

Bo-Mo dress only please.  I swear I'm straight despite my recent, atypical comentary regarding clothing.

We need Bo Derek to visit campus again BTW, even drive a coaches' golf cart around Yost a little bit .

01/11/2011 - 1:01am Else Banishm*nt

Depending solely upon seasonal timing, 1980's low crown cotton duck or wool solid blue with classic block 'M' and not one darn single marking otherwise.  Adidas can [assuage] my balls and, unfortunately, a U-M classmate, a 'Mr. V.,' has directly contributed to the scatol*gy.

/thanx spam filter

01/11/2011 - 12:47am Rent Boy Muffburger

Can everyone here agree, just for tonight, that we despise that little weasel who would do anything no matter how despicable for even another fifteen seconds of public exposure?  Say "aye" if so.

01/11/2011 - 12:36am Size Advantage And Physicality Prevailed

Along with innovation, special teams and defense.  Speed and smart, gutsy play-calling.  The Auburn players never exhibited that dazed look that was common for Michigan teams during the 2000's often.  Lessons cemented in this observer and, hopefully, in our new coaches. 

01/10/2011 - 3:29pm The Vapors

Are said to have curative powers.

01/10/2011 - 3:23pm Faux Epaulettes


Master and Commander:  "Fire!(ed)"

01/10/2011 - 3:23pm An Actual Epaulette

01/10/2011 - 2:06pm If It's Not On Film... didn't happen.

01/10/2011 - 1:55pm I Hesitate To Pile On

However, I must say that RR and his staff exhibited heinous fashion sense during their time here.  Logos, pinstripes, faux epaulettes, neon hues, short-sleeved outerwear over long-sleeved shirts, cold weather knit hats in September and clashing wristbands -- all very very wrong and contra-Michigan.  The next regime needs only khaki, blue and "M" or "Michigan."  Per chance did you find some articles in leopardskin pattern and long, stray bleached hairs?  Curious.

01/10/2011 - 1:10pm Isn't It Obvious?

Gerg has the hair and thus corporate gravitas.  It would be foolish to relinquish such an asset when you also have a jet at your disposal.

01/10/2011 - 12:54pm Dominoes Conspiracy

The ink dried a week ago on our new HC's contract.  Watch for spikes in the sales of pizza and keyboard degreaser.  This all is mercenary strategy being executed from a non-numbered room at Ross where the cabal operates.  The jet is ruse.  I heard this from a current Michigan player who needed to know.  In the works is a car that runs on water.

01/10/2011 - 11:39am Three Thousand Years of Beautiful Tradition

Dave is Shomer Shabbos and he's lighting candles for some commemoration or other.  Dave don't roll on Shabbos.

01/10/2011 - 9:29am Oversigning Will Save Us

Word on the street is that there are some real gems likely to be available down yonder.

01/10/2011 - 9:23am Rosie Palm

I gave Rosie Palm a tremendous workout this morning.  Which is what that guy is, and all he is good for.  Oh the callous callus...

01/09/2011 - 3:06am The Wife: No Slight Concern

Can we not land a coach whose spouse wears Gucci de minimis instead of Mason Dixie store-bought?  The Les-spouse donned plastic sequins for the cameo appearance on video below for chrissakes.  NO.  NOT MICHIGAN.  CREDIT CARD DECLINED.

01/08/2011 - 10:07pm At Least We Know You Are Authentic

While Hoke was their he did a heck of a job recruiting

01/08/2011 - 9:05pm Consider

Something is being missed in these discussions.  Dave Brandon is not searching solely for a head football coach.  Brandon is attempting to assemble an entire football staff.  Plural.  And from scratch.  As chairman of a board might do for an internet spin-off.  Head football coach position is meaningless noise unless some manager can coach a nineteen year old kid to kick an oblong ball through the uprights at crunch time.  Or defend against short yardage situation.  Michigan has the money but our process will require a degree of patience that, quite understandably, has been in short supply.  Our entire family must conquer an effin' mountain at this juncture, not merely a single boulder.  0.02

01/07/2011 - 5:25pm We'll never know.  I've just

We'll never know.  I've just ordered a thousand Korans from Amazon and commenced building a flamethrower.  I'm taking the world down with me.