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01/16/2019 - 9:54pm Jordan Poole. If you give…

Jordan Poole. If you give him anything he will exploit it, and once he gets going the team feasts. Dude is aptly named and if the elder Jordan's competitive, "fuck you, I will not lose on either end," bug kicks in full gear with the younger, well, then, watch out! 

Aside from X of course.

01/13/2019 - 12:19pm You forgot the best of them…

You forgot the best of them all... exile on main Street

01/12/2019 - 6:08pm While driving down to…

While driving down to Chicago today I was listening to wxrt and the DJ played his original vinyl copy of Led Zeppelin 1. The weather and the roads sucked, but the music was the toppest of notch!

01/11/2019 - 12:36am My guess is because Illinois…

My guess is because Illinois played a smaller squad that was moving very quickly and Brandon Johns is just not schooled enough to know where to be at that pace. 


And to keep him chomping at the bit. We didn't need him for Illinois, but unleash him against a squad where we do need him and he just may be a difference-maker.


But what do I know, I'm just a goofball!



01/11/2019 - 12:07am Good times

Good times

01/10/2019 - 5:39pm Need to hire us some Alabama…

Need to hire us some Alabama players, mmhm. (Sharpening mower blade)

01/09/2019 - 2:09pm I completely agree.



I completely agree.


We need a raid on Entebbe-type offense!

01/08/2019 - 9:40pm I'm sure you know why yhe…

I'm sure you know why the Amish girl was excommunicated?


Too Mennonite

01/07/2019 - 1:48pm Hoops school!

Hoops school!

01/06/2019 - 11:27pm Slacks on, slacks off. -Mr…

Slacks on, slacks off. -Mr. Miyagi Sandusky

01/06/2019 - 11:26pm "Man who catch fly with…

"Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything."

12/29/2018 - 8:18pm I heard it was a nooner.


I heard it was a nooner.


12/19/2018 - 5:59pm Recently got a T-shirt…

Recently got a T-shirt reading the same thing!

11/02/2018 - 1:43pm Blah, blah, Go Blue!

Blah, blah, Go Blue!

10/31/2018 - 7:04pm The lack of foresight by…

The lack of foresight by high level administrators throughout our country is really quite startling. 


Yeah, duh, do you think there might be a backlash?


Makes you think these people just refer to a Magic 8-Ball to make their decisions.


(The child's toy, not the fine Columbian White.)

10/31/2018 - 7:02pm What a PSYCHE-ological twist…

What a PSYCHE-ological twist of the knife.


Hey DJ, we got your back. (With a dagger!)


10/28/2018 - 10:33am Pepperidge Farns remembers

Pepperidge Farns remembers

10/26/2018 - 1:34pm Yeah, I don't remember…

Yeah, I don't remember Hammerstein or the Mandel brothers suiting up for the mud.

10/26/2018 - 1:18pm Great Story! I played '86-…

Great Story! I played (as a Phi Delt) '86-'88, and scored the first (and winning) touchdown in '88. Still have a Miller Light Mudbowl Jersey from '86(?). It really was a big deal the morning of homecoming. And a ton of fun.

10/25/2018 - 11:19pm I love the use of innuendo…



I love the use of innuendo as innuendo.




10/05/2018 - 10:24pm Go Blue! See you tomorrow!

Go Blue! See you tomorrow!

10/05/2018 - 5:34pm I can

I can

10/04/2018 - 3:16pm Nantucketer's hose



Nantucketer's hose


Is self-copulating


Producing wide grin


09/30/2018 - 10:14am Rhyme scheme?

Rhyme scheme?

09/29/2018 - 8:34pm I have some in its generic…

I have some in its generic Alprazolam form!

09/27/2018 - 4:59pm Francis Alvin Albert Cook

Francis Alvin Albert Cook

Call her Franny, Allie, Wisty, but never overweight!

07/16/2018 - 9:16am Every time one of my kids…

Every time one of my kids stubs their toe I asked them if I should call a tow truck. They can't stand it when I say that whilst they are in agony

07/16/2018 - 9:12am Why do they put fences…

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?


Because people are dying to get in!


Hey son, hand me that henway?

What's a henway dad?

About 4 lbs.

(Henway can be exchanged with hammerfore and the resulting andwer becomes "Pounding nails!"

07/16/2018 - 9:11am Why do they put fences…

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?


Because people are dying to get in!


Hey son, hand me that henway?

What's a henway dad?

About 4 lbs.

(Henway can be exchanged with hammerfore and the resulting andwer becomes "Pounding nails!"

07/06/2018 - 5:52pm Seems like a redundant name…

Seems like a redundant name.

Liquid Water

Asphalt Tar

Crooked Bent

06/25/2018 - 4:34pm 21st century Marcus Allen,…

21st century Marcus Allen, or as I heard him described by a scout, Leonard Fournette lite.

06/21/2018 - 10:30pm Rob Pelinka loading up on…

Rob Pelinka loading up on spot up shooters to surround Lebron.

05/28/2018 - 11:35am this

Fuel strategy, fuel strategy, fuel strategy.
That is Indy

05/28/2018 - 11:31am spot on

Agree completely.
I will say though that every year I purchase a 1:15 scale model of one of the driver's cars and this year I bought Danica's because it was her last race.

05/27/2018 - 8:42pm 97 on my temp gauge post race

during the drive back to GR

05/27/2018 - 8:41pm out of all 25 Indys I've ever attended

this was by far the hottest and it sure seems like Ed Carpenter's car was faster than everybody else's until it wasn't

04/17/2018 - 7:53pm Agree

Not everyone is a cult member

04/07/2018 - 8:53pm You jackasses are spoiled

Kenny Holland is one of the best GMs in the history of sport. A few down years after an epic playoff run lasting decades!
Go back to your basements!

03/31/2018 - 4:38pm Not many Patton coaches for us.

Rich Rod would be closest to Patton since Rich Rod didn't believe in D.
Neither did Patton. He believe that fixed fortifications were monuments to man's stupidity and was always on the attack, all offense.
So I'd say most of our head coaches resemble Eisenhower over Patton.
Now you could make the argument that Don Brown is straight outta the Patton mold and I would agree. He's not interested into holding onto anything except the enemy.
God help me I love it so!

03/28/2018 - 9:21pm I will be in Nassau Sunday

but just passing through on my way to Cape Eleuthera for the week

03/19/2018 - 10:04am Buford

03/19/2018 - 9:55am But

I need my activator!

03/18/2018 - 9:46pm City of Angels, Showtime, etc

This is a bright lights, big city team and LA is the perfect setting for the camera muggers like Poole and Moe to help with a break-out game on offense.

(At least that's what I'm writing over and over on my wall with lipstick.)

03/12/2018 - 1:27pm Shea what?


03/08/2018 - 11:44pm Now imagine

Poole goes all Sean Higgins in the tourney.

03/08/2018 - 2:41pm Z's eyes

Like the dead eyes of a great white shark. cold blooded killer

03/05/2018 - 8:43am What about

the Lou Doo?
That was awful too.

02/23/2018 - 8:35pm Thzith announthing

izth awethome!

02/21/2018 - 11:52pm You're good

before you're great

02/18/2018 - 6:41pm Meets Morris Day