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04/19/2016 - 10:17pm Prosecutors declined to charge in that case…

03/25/2014 - 6:04pm Bielien

I think Bielien has changed the tied on the rivarly. Hlel poeple in Oiho are strating to beleive him. Never in a milloin years I would have thought taht. Selling mispelde Aaorn Carft jersyes is a good strat.

02/17/2014 - 11:07pm I think we need

Gold Medal Muppets.

02/01/2014 - 12:15pm He was actually in my partial differential equations class

and I didn't realize it until the very end when he was talking about the Gator Bowl trip.

11/16/2013 - 8:26pm yeah

happy field goal very slide such win much wat positive rushing yards weeaahhhhll tremendous generated with the Imgflip Meme Generator

11/06/2013 - 6:17pm In the first half

Michigan State had a fumble forced near the sideline, but Michigan players squirted it out of bounds as they tried to recover.

10/13/2013 - 9:10pm It's only weird

if it doesn't work

09/22/2013 - 4:58pm Ferbert won a B1G (then Western Conference) title.

Hoke needs to do that too.

09/09/2013 - 9:57pm 1 Kings 19:17

And it shall come to pass, that him that escapeth the sword of Hazael shall Jehu slay...

09/05/2013 - 7:12pm Question on "competitive situations"

Do you count only a 14 point spread as being "within two scores" or do you go to 16?

09/01/2013 - 11:39pm FIG THING IRISH

09/01/2013 - 6:58pm Excellent as always

Speaking of southpaw QBs wearing #7, I wonder how many people of my parents' generation will have flashbacks over the next few years:

08/30/2013 - 6:48pm /hums Eb

Laudes atque carmina,

Nec hodie nec cras

Sed omnia per tempora

Dum locum habeas

Tibi sint dulcissima,

O Universitas.

At, hostes, pol, perniciter

Eant "Eis Korakas!"

O Gloria, Victoria

O Decus omnium

O Salve Universitas 

Michiganensium, Michiganensium!

08/30/2013 - 6:45pm Yes, and yes if I hear the full version during pregame

Also Glee Clubber (my handle and avi is basically the Schembechler of the organization). Behold the full Varsity/Victors in all its glory:

08/01/2013 - 1:21am Awesome stuff!

Good to see proceeds going to a good cause!

Some history: UMMGC also sang at Tiger Stadium for Game 5 of the 1984 World Series:

More recently, we also sang for a Diamondbacks-Dodgers game in Phoenix:


07/22/2013 - 8:57pm Epic double point?

Epic double point.

07/11/2013 - 9:29pm Poking a little fun might be one thing, if done tastefully.

Putting a "totally acceptable poke at your rival" in a list with the actions of sex offenders and other unsavory characters and then saying it could be only displaced from the top of said list by someone doing spiteful things to Desmond and Herbstreit is way over the line.

07/11/2013 - 6:39pm This is quite frankly an embarrassment.

You do not, I repeat, DO NOT, juxtapose a 12-year old kid fighting brain cancer with convicted sex offenders. It is the context of seeing "Kid with Brain Cancer" in the same list as some of the most dubious personalities in society, regardless of whether or not they are associated with our rivals to the south.

06/21/2013 - 8:16pm /clears throat

(To the tune of "Good King Wenceslas")

Johnny is a CEO, went to MIT.

Susie went to Harvard Law, got herself a J.D.

Bobby went to Michigan, got himself an M.D.

Mary went to MSU, got herself an S.T.D.

05/15/2013 - 11:55pm ???

04/08/2013 - 6:50pm You'll notice that Otto's head goes

back, and to the left...
back, and to the left...

back, and to the left...

The exasperated man next to facepalm guy also jolts, but PRIOR to being "kicked" by Otto. His head moves back, and to the right...

If you're telling me one Beilein Jedi punch caused all this commotion, you're telling me to believe in one magic Jedi punch.

The implication is clear: there was a second puncher!

04/07/2013 - 1:40am (posted elsewhere, but) SUBS!!!

04/07/2013 - 1:38am SUBS





03/31/2013 - 4:38pm I CAN FINALLY PUT A BLOCK M


03/31/2013 - 10:46am Nicknames:

Justice at the Jerrydome

The Good Friday Miracle

Broke. Joke. Jaychoke.

The Dagger in Dallas

The Arlington Apotheosis

Treyus Ex Machina

The Michigan Missile

The Blue Angel


03/30/2013 - 7:01pm Western Division

Eastern Conference.


Water Polo alignments are weird because of the geographical imbalance between California and the rest of the country.

03/30/2013 - 6:56pm I regret

that I have but one up-vote to give.

01/21/2013 - 4:15pm Watching the GRIII gif

suddenly "Across 110th Street" springs into my mind...

12/16/2012 - 7:48pm Clarissimus est:

Servus, porta mihi quinque cervisias!

12/14/2012 - 8:42pm GUYS GUYS GUYS

It's all good. They're trying to Woodson-ify him, just in reverse!

12/09/2012 - 5:28pm the original:

12/09/2012 - 1:50am Truth

2009 was an awesome season

12/09/2012 - 1:38am Woooo!


Congratulations to the University of Michigan Women's Volleyball team on their first ever NCAA Final Four!

Having been there during the days of Zimmerman, Hunt, and Paz, this group is something else! Taking down Stanford in 4 in NoCal is a real milestone achievement for this team and for the Rosens, who have taken this program all the way up to un-dreamed-of heights!

Good luck next week against Texas (and hopefully, Oregon/Penn State), and Go Blue!


11/18/2012 - 1:02pm Suddenly I'm hearing

"Across 110th Street" playing in my head

11/04/2012 - 3:28pm In the weight room...

he is the barbell.

11/04/2012 - 2:56pm Mythbusters needs to get on that '74 game

I maintain that we can use multiple camera angles and basic geometry to prove that Lantry made that kick.

10/30/2012 - 6:42pm In the weight room...

with black curtains near the station.

Black-roof community, no gold pavements, tired starlings.

06/15/2012 - 3:15pm One of my lasting memories from U-M

was a chance to perform with a small group of the Men's Glee Club my freshman year (2007) for the 60th anniversary reunion of the National Championship Mad Magicians.  I distinctly remember Bob sitting no more than a quick toss in front of me.  Singing all the old Michigan Songs obviously rekindled fond memories for them, and there were very few dry eyes in the audience.  I thought it was amazing that these men (who didn't look that much bigger than us, a stark reminder of how different the game was then), who had reached the apex of what Michigan football can be, were so connected also with the campus culture that a simple rendition of "I'll Ne'er Forget My College Days" would resonate with them so.  

It was an honor to sing that night for you, Bob.  May you always execute your heavenly fakes.

"At Michigan, all hearts are true; all loyal to the Maize and Blue.  There e'er will be a golden haze around those dear old college days."

06/14/2012 - 7:25pm and turned around

and beat Cooper in the 1997 Rose Bowl.

06/11/2012 - 6:04pm Similarly...

rkill.exe has been a godsend for me; just download it to your computer, let it run, and it'll stop any processes that the rootkit/adware/whatever is using to block Malwarebytes or SuperAntiSpyware or whatever program you're trying to use.

Here's the download link:

06/11/2012 - 2:20pm LOL

Check the hair color of the lovely lady that Gibbons is working with at 1:32

06/11/2012 - 12:39pm Hoke

I think Hoke has changed the (Crimson) Tide on long snappers.  Hell Nick Saban is starting to offer them.  Never in a million years I would have thought that.  Offering a LS from Illinois is a good start.

06/09/2012 - 12:03pm Hoke

Brady Hoke - Changing the Tide on the Rivalry

05/09/2012 - 3:06pm From Bo's book:

"Johnny's life changed in the 1979 Gator Bowl against North Carolina...He was sprinting out when he got hit by linebacker Lawrence Taylor (now of New York Giants fame). Wangler was left in a heap on the field. His knee was severely injured; the cruciate ligaments were ripped. He would not touch a football for nearly 10 months...When the 1980 season arrived, we had to go with Rich Hewlett at quarterback..."  (BO, Schembechler and Albom, p. 111-112) He then goes on to relate how Wangler came in after the option (run by Hewlett) was going nowhere against Notre Dame in the infamous Harry Oliver game.  After this, he rattled off 8 straight wins and Bo's first Rose Bowl victory despite the fact that  "He did not run.  He could barely move in that pocket." (p. 113)

04/25/2012 - 12:56pm So while we're on the non sequitur train...

Does anybody else find it funny that the Bama-Arky game this year will be a meeting of the minds of the last three Sparty head coaches?

04/14/2012 - 7:25pm Obviously

Dantonio the Master Trickster is working him into a fake-field-goal-tip-it-to-the-long-snapper-for-a-first-down play, trying to rip that page out of Hoke's Sugar Bowl playbook.

The play will be called "The Sandlot," and it will be run to beat Nebraska.

In all seriousness, best of luck and congratulations, even if it is with Sparty!

04/11/2012 - 1:33pm He actually  has a Sugar Bowl

He actually  has a Sugar Bowl title.

04/09/2012 - 8:35pm who?

who? [EDIT: Dang, beaten to the joke already further down.]