|12/12/2018 - 1:11am||What? You thought those…||
What? You thought those billable hours on your attorney's invoices were actually spent on billable work?*
*just kidding, that would be an ethics violation
|12/12/2018 - 1:02am||Wait, the MPRE says lawyers…||
Wait, the MPRE says lawyers are presumed competent in all legal matters. Are you telling me I can't become an expert on the intricate details of OSHA and workers comp after a "reasonable" amount of time on Westlaw? What else have they been lying to me about?
|09/17/2018 - 8:17pm||I can report that the…||
I can report that the University of Florida allows fans to bring empty bottles to football games and fill them at bottle fill stations throughout the stadium. Having been to a number of games at Ben Hill Griffin, it works just fine in the 90 degree heat.
I understand not letting people bring full bottles (alcohol, terrorism, etc), but even TSA lets you bring an empty bottle through security and fill it up inside the airport. With that option available and ignored, it seems revenue is the likely motivator.
|11/04/2017 - 11:26am||So much coffee||
Coffee with a splash of Havana Club for now, maybe some Cuban coffee later when I need a caffeine jolt.
|07/18/2017 - 5:08pm||Gainesville has certainly||
Gainesville has certainly seen far worse crimes committed by student athletes get swept under the rug.
|12/15/2012 - 6:36pm||The honorable Sutter Brown is||
The honorable Sutter Brown is well know for his opinions on matters of higher education and eating his own poop.
|02/04/2012 - 3:54pm||April in the D!||
April in the D!
|12/16/2011 - 5:02pm||It doesn't count when it's||
It doesn't count when it's just Kurt Russel playing Herb Brooks...
|12/10/2011 - 8:15pm||Is anyone else confused by||
Is anyone else confused by the smooth Jazz music for this ceremony? Are they giving the Heisman away in an elevator?
|12/08/2011 - 8:30pm||Happy Leo says no!||
|11/21/2011 - 4:14pm||If I bring you a signed||
If I bring you a signed jersey, can I get this tattooed on my arm?
|10/22/2011 - 3:57pm||I think the list was right to||
I think the list was right to include Tiger Stadium and Griffin Stadium out of the SEC. You have to assume the Cotton Bowl should be on the list just for hosting the Red River Shootout.
What about Wickes Memorials Stadium at SVSU? I hear they play night games now.
|10/22/2011 - 3:46pm||Not the biggest fan of the||
Not the biggest fan of the Arena, last time I was there was also for the NHL playoffs and my roommate pissed off the waitress and the chicken tenders made me sick somehow.
With that being said, I always found my front porch to be the best post game hangout, or maybe one of the bars near south campus or central campus.
|10/13/2011 - 11:52pm||Probably Delta Grab a Donut.||
Probably Delta Grab a Donut.
|10/13/2011 - 8:40pm||Trying to avoid politics, but||
Trying to avoid politics, but James P. Hoffa and Debbie Stabenow. And of course Sonny Corleone.
|10/09/2011 - 11:56pm||I tried to respect Sparty as||
I tried to respect Sparty as a child, but when confronted by the harsh reality of their deep and unending hatred of me, I came to the realization that in this world there is no living with the Spartans of the world. As such, I truly and deeply hate them. They are a burning sensation in my urine, like the clamp one might catch from the whores they call students. They are incesent children, the kind found in a supermarket crying for attention from their horrid parents, both in dire need a beating. I hate them for betraying their home state for the sake of hatred, wearing scarlet and gray in November as a futile attempt to show their disrespect. I hate them for claiming so falsely that they could have gone to Michigan, yet chose to attend an infurior school (a sign in and of itself of their stupidity). I hate that they infiltrate Ann Arbor, and drink themselves into oblivion, filling our streets with vomit and urine. I hate that in the last three years they embarassed us so thoroughly that I had to bite my tongue. I hate that they cannot comprehend that I do not in fact hate them, and in reality the only school I hate is in Ohio. They are are insignificant to me, and yet they persist in their annoyance. So I hate them, for hating me. Sparty No!
|09/17/2011 - 1:41am||The sight of Jim Leyland||
The sight of Jim Leyland crying while talking about Detroit is honestly one of the most beautiful moments I've witnessed as a sports fan.
|09/17/2011 - 1:13am||I seem to recall during the||
I seem to recall during the last round of realignment someone at Notre Dame said they wouldn't consider joining a football conference unless the Big East had a major change or collapse. It'd be interesting to see what happens with them, I still like the idea of them in the Big Ten if we weren't already such a large conference.
|09/17/2011 - 1:06am||Inge has a snorkel on right||
Inge has a snorkel on right now! As much shit as he's taken this year, he's still my favorite Tiger.
|04/09/2011 - 11:32pm||For F**K sake, without him we||
For F**K sake, without him we wouldn't have even been playing today. God love that tiny little goalie.
For what it's worth, I am blaming Barry Melrose. I just want another reason to hate his stupid freaking hair.
|04/09/2011 - 10:59pm||Scotch||
I am drowning my sorrows in Johnnie Walker Black Label. The Michigan Difference?
PS: Yes I'm snob, no I cannot afford Blue.
|04/09/2011 - 1:55pm||See, that's only because when||
See, that's only because when the TI-85 came out, they hadn't yet invented the kind of math that is needed to solve this question.
Also, I graduate this year and haven't taken any math except stats (doesn't count). This entire thing shamed me. I go to Michigan and forgot sixth grade math, how did I get here?
|04/09/2011 - 1:44pm||I love Hunwick and all, but||
I love Hunwick and all, but there is no way we can stop him without Julie Gafney in net. Why didn't we recruit from Team USA?
|04/08/2011 - 6:45pm||You are surely mistaken sure.||
You are surely mistaken sir. I believe they have the entirty of District 5/Team USA on their team. And that is surely why we will not win. Lest the Hockey Lord and Savior, Barry Melrose Christ should offer up some sort of miracle.
EDIT: Also Gordon Bombay is their coah I think.
|04/08/2011 - 12:03am||I just love Scoot giving him||
I just love Scoot giving him the staredown, I wish we could see what he was saying back to him.
|04/07/2011 - 10:43pm||"He's getting in the||
"He's getting in the Kitchen." -Barry Melrose
"Make me a fucking sandwhich." -Option-G
|04/07/2011 - 10:37pm||They showed the Brunette||
They showed the Brunette again! Only good thing about ESPN coverage.
|04/07/2011 - 10:33pm||MOOSE SIEVE MOOSE SIEVE MOOSE||
MOOSE SIEVE MOOSE SIEVE MOOSE SIEVE!
|04/07/2011 - 10:05pm||Roommate: "I'm not gay, but||
Roommate: "I'm not gay, but if Hunwick keeps this up I would totaly slob his nob."
|04/07/2011 - 9:59pm||How do you say "Barry Melrose||
How do you say "Barry Melrose is a fucking idiot" in the Souix Langauge?
|04/07/2011 - 9:55pm||"Not completely hot, but||
"Not completely hot, but would totally F**k her eagerly."
Yes she is the only good looking pair of tits in North Dakota. It was her or a moose.
|04/07/2011 - 9:52pm||Thorne is drunk? Melrose||
Thorne is drunk? Melrose sounds like put the entire nation of Ireland to shame tonight.
|04/07/2011 - 9:48pm||I can't decide whether to||
I can't decide whether to attempt to focus on my paper or continue plotting ways to make fun of Barry Melrose's hair.
|04/07/2011 - 9:43pm||Good work ref, I'm glad||
Good work ref, I'm glad you've decided to call this whole freaking game one sided. Signed, My Nuts.