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Why stop there? After you…

Why stop there? After you have earpieces in helmets, eventually all the players are gonna be riding velociraptors cloned from dna that was preserved in amber. At that point, the 3 yards and a cloud of dust we all know and love will be replaced with 3 yards and a cloud of dust, blood, and cloned dinosaur bits. It's not football and we can't let that happen to the game we love.

Danny Kanell

After seeing his teeth, I am convinced Danny Kanell is a vampire. 

When you put it like that,

When you put it like that, Peppers is a LB/Nickel/S/CB/RB/HB/Slot/KR/PR/Wildcat QB. If he wanted to be a vegetable he probably could be one

I think peppers are fruits.

I think peppers are fruits. Unless you mean the pork rinds? Pork rinds might be vegetables

We are already friends, all

We are already friends, all you have to do is believe pew pew

I learned

I learned that my attention span for college football articles on mgoblog is not infinite.

Link

http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgoblog.com/files/wtka%208-18-16_7.mp3

Personality?

Personality? Ha, just kidding. Boobs. Definitely boobs.

Whoosh.

Whoosh.

I've been waiting for the

I've been waiting for the Draftageddon recap and Florida UFR for what seems like years now. I'm just glad one of them has finally been published.

Whenever I try to spell that

Whenever I try to spell that word, I just mash my face on the keyboard and hope autocorrect figures it out.

Often I find myself having

Often I find myself having more trouble deciding what condiments I want to use rather than what meal I want to eat.

I would actually compare

I would actually compare yards for the carry vs nth time carrying the ball. So everyone's 1rst running attempt average ypc, then everyone's 2nd running attempt average ypc, etc. This will let us know if the rushes are averaging more ypc on the 100th attempt vs their 1rst attempt, and how their average ypc increases (or decreases) over time.

Graphs with unlabeled axes are horrible.

Graphs with unlabeled axes are horrible.

Graphs with misleading data are equally horrible. This doesnt graph experience affecting ypc, it graphs people who have played more games vs people who have played fewer games.

Confirmed

Confirmed wishing upon a star worked for me.

If it's Tuesday I'm wasted.

If it's Tuesday I'm wasted.

I should really get paid for

I should really get paid for fixing these

http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgoblog.com/files/wtka 12-17-15.mp3

http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgob
http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgoblog.com/files/wtka 12-3-15.mp3

 

Durkin is too short to be a

Durkin is too short to be a HC.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Politics on my sports blog MAKES ME FROTH AT THE MOUTH. RAARGARGLEBARGLE

Yeah, god forbid we would

Yeah, god forbid we would want to support a fellow Michigan fan by doing activities we like to do anyway.

They forgot to cap the

They forgot to cap the G. 

 

http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgoblog.com/files/MGoRadio-1.5.mp3

I love Peppers on the Lewis

I love Peppers on the Lewis pick 6. You can see the exact moment where the switch goes from "defense" to "kill" and blasts the NW player to open a lane.

Don't feel bad about missing

Don't feel bad about missing that part of the post. It had a lot of words in it and wasn't very enjoyable to read.

Replace 8-30 with

Replace 8-30 with 8-20

http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgoblog.com/files/WTKA%208-20-15.mp3

Better Question

I think a better question is are you aware of the situation Wisconsin was in before Alvarez came in.

2-9, 1-10, 3-8, 3-9

Hell, their best seasons before he came in were just a handful of 8 and 9 win seasons, and most of them were before the turn of the century.

Math Suggests Drama

Assuming the stats from the article hold true, 92.8% of 33 yard field goals completed and 47.5% of 2 point conversions completed, we can get the estimated values of...

1pt conversion: .928 points

2pt conversion: .95 points

Mathmatically speaking, it makes more sense to go for 2 point conversions. If the league all goes for 2 point conversions on all their plays then 14-14 games could potentially be 12-16 games. That adds a lot of drama.

Of course the percentages could change when lining kicks up dead center every time, or if a team puts a lot of practice into 2 point conversions.

Relativity

This is the actual correct answer. There is no absolute speed for the trains as it changes based on what frame of reference you are measuring the speed from.

Also it will never be measured as faster than the speed of light due to time dilation.

Lemons

I hope those lemons are so sour after we go 15-0 next season.

Seriously

Seriously, are we not doing phrasing any more?

What? Painting with bricks?

What? Painting with bricks? Wheatley is hardcore.

Yeah, some people just don't

Yeah, some people just don't realize we are gonna win a national championship next year with average recruits.

Let's eat grandma.

Let's eat grandma.

I have no idea

I have no idea why, let me go ask my fat girlfriend.

It also sucks if you do like

It also sucks if you do like who is on the roster. The increased competition at a spot that underperformed last year, while also being the most important position, would have very beneficial.

I'm pretty sure we didn't

I'm pretty sure we didn't have any sight adjustments since we never threw the ball further than 5 yards downfield.

Yea I have no idea why people

Yea I have no idea why people would be annoyed about a simple schematic change that is statistically better in almost every category. They are usually the same whiners that complain about the number of people on the field or if we use a qb or not.

Naked ponies

Naked ponies

And so began thread-gate...

And so began thread-gate...

Throwing ideas at the wall

Harclusions

Baughnotes

Harbaugraphics

Harssential Jimfrastructure

Rule of Baugh

At the Line of Jimmage

Jimjitsu

Dr. Jimmy or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Har the Baugh

Might as well. It was already

Might as well. It was already on the short list for having osu in its spelling.

With spring aged balsamic

With spring aged balsamic vinegar

The Salmon of Capistrano

The salmon of Capistrano marinated in spring aged balsamic vinegar

Nope

It's not an image meme. It's a jackal.

I won't believe it until

I won't believe it until Bleacher Report confirms it.

Prepare Thyself

Prepare yourself for amazement and wonder!

http://www.maizeandbluenews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=artic…

I'll give you an H+ for

I'll give you an H+ for Harbaugh.

Misspelling

THE_KNOWLEDGE doesn't misspell things. He merely takes words from the future and presents them to you.

I haven't, but my cousin's

I haven't, but my cousin's roommate from college knew a guy that went to this "thing" with him. He said he saw it and it wasn't pretty.

More importantly he also has confirmed Harbaugh to Michigan.

Sigh. If you can't say

Sigh. If you can't say something nice then you shouldn't say anything at all.

Unless you're an anonymous poster on the internet. Then you can say things like, "I would rather have Kate Upton for a coach than Greg Schiano because if we are gonna lose games then we might as well have a coach that looks good in a two piece."