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11/05/2011 - 8:09pm It is not fair...


You level-minded instightful elitists must let my predictable and meaningless drivel count as much as the mods!  

11/05/2011 - 7:07pm What he said.  

What he said.  

11/05/2011 - 7:03pm It's a fucking blog you

It's a fucking blog you idiots!!!  Geezus fucking Christ.  If anybody other then Brian and his appointed minions tells me how I should comment they can go fuck themselves.  As far as how I feel about a game or the team then just neg me if you don't like what I'm offering.    I don't need to see a thread about it.

I'm looking at you uniqenam and profitgoblue.

Ban me.   Take away my points.  Tag me with I'm a pretty princess.  That will fix everything.





09/18/2011 - 4:19pm I'm going to go ahead and

I'm going to go ahead and venture to say that Todd Haley will be the first head coach fired this season.

09/18/2011 - 3:45pm Turnovers make everything a

Turnovers make everything a moo point.....



09/18/2011 - 3:23pm Please, please, please,

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please take Stafford, Johnson and Best out of the game.  

09/18/2011 - 2:21pm I love Scheff!    

I love Scheff!



09/16/2011 - 5:44pm 933.


09/13/2011 - 8:10am Michigan 48 Eastern 16  

Michigan 48

Eastern 16


09/12/2011 - 4:08pm Rooting for the Meteor

I will root for this slippery rock you speak of if it is an icy meteor. 

09/11/2011 - 12:12am You are all right.  Now go

You are all right.  Now go kick sparty's ass.

09/09/2011 - 4:41pm 633


09/08/2011 - 5:18am Michigan - 28  ND - 17  

Michigan - 28 

ND - 17

Brian Kelly - 1 aneurysm


09/05/2011 - 9:16am Brian Kelly is Yosemite Sam

Later that evening at the Brian Kelly home.....

09/04/2011 - 7:23am He should have tried tickling

He should have tried tickling him with a stuffed beaver.

09/03/2011 - 6:48pm Her eyes are as big as her

Her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes.  

09/03/2011 - 6:11pm Peanut butter on Jeanine

Peanut butter on Jeanine Edwards..  Nomnomnom.

09/03/2011 - 6:09pm Jeanine Edwards. Nomnomnom.

Jeanine Edwards. Nomnomnom.

09/03/2011 - 5:47pm Pillsbury biscuits with

Pillsbury biscuits with peanut butter are getting me through the delay. Nomnomnom.

09/03/2011 - 7:22am Damn It.


I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start.

09/03/2011 - 7:20am Thy Word is Truth

I know this wil be as it has already been foretold by he who soars and basks in glory.

09/02/2011 - 6:37pm Hookers Beware!

Somebody should post a warning to Ann Arbor's working girls on Craigslist.

09/02/2011 - 6:27pm 669


09/01/2011 - 11:15am The details of my life are

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. 

08/26/2011 - 10:56am "Apparently some of you did

"Apparently some of you did not get laid last night..."

*sheepishly raises hand*

08/23/2011 - 3:24pm In Concord here and no

In Concord here and no shakey.  Maybe I dozed off at my desk and missed it.

08/19/2011 - 9:56pm Interesting fact about this

Interesting fact about this trophy - The "water" part you see is an actual piece cut from the surface of the Cuyahoga River.

08/19/2011 - 9:38am Yahtzee!


08/18/2011 - 2:23pm You left out ammednment

You left out ammendment 2:

White or wheat toast will it result in a 2 year bowl ban and loss of 12 schollies.


08/17/2011 - 2:11pm em0?  Is that you?

em0?  Is that you?

08/17/2011 - 10:44am Recruitment at Miami?  Direct

Recruitment at Miami?  Direct involvement in the Yahoo/Miami "scandal"?  

Where in the story that you linked is this info?

08/13/2011 - 7:09am Welcome back you big lug.  

Welcome back, you big lug.  

08/12/2011 - 2:06pm Mind Bottling

Yeah. You know when things are so crazy, you get your thoughts trapped, like in a bottle.

08/12/2011 - 1:12pm LIAR! Google ads have


Google ads have exposed you!

08/12/2011 - 12:44pm How about a nice, big,

How about a nice, big, emphatic NO.




08/09/2011 - 1:20pm LOL!


08/09/2011 - 12:49pm LOL.


08/06/2011 - 6:06am It's crazy what the memory

It's crazy what the memory will retain.  I have not heard that in 20? years but I know exactly what you are talking about.  I'm pretty sure that was a Highland Appliance commercial.

You got TWO days!

/loan shark muscle voice


07/30/2011 - 6:37am I predict - zero bowl

I predict - zero bowl bans

I predict - Oklahoma over FSU

I predict - I will be  CO-SOARER OF THE KNOWLEDGE


07/26/2011 - 4:38pm My bad.  I should have

My bad.  I should have realized from your informative title that this was about a guy that was too lazy to thumb through the archives and wanted to have a lame chat thread.


07/26/2011 - 3:03pm I found a great site that

I found a great site that will help you catch up on everything you missed on MGoBlog.  Click here.

07/15/2011 - 7:39pm Imagine my disappoint.

I went to the store and there is no maize and blue shirt that says "TRADITION" that has a picture of a fist giving the finger.  Now THAT is something I would buy.  It would look sweet with the new Zubaz pants you now have listed.

07/15/2011 - 7:01pm This needs to be posted in

This needs to be posted in the sticky for UM friendly bars across the US.  I don't think it should be posted here. 

07/15/2011 - 6:15pm Yes, but he does a fantastic

Yes, but he does a fantastic impression of Eli Zaret doing a bad Brady Hoke impression.

07/15/2011 - 12:18pm This is almost word for word

This is almost word for word how my eHarmony profile reads.  

07/12/2011 - 9:35pm I can not believe you didn't title this thread...

Hello:  Lucas Stephen Johnson

07/08/2011 - 2:28pm Welcome to MGoBlog.

It makes no nevermind to me but you might want to change your avatar or you will be wondering why everything you post gets negged.




07/07/2011 - 11:02am posted from my laptop

Unbelievable.  You forgot to check and see if you had bad source code?!?!?

Way to go and ruin it for everybody Chet.  


PS - I'm pretty sure Akon is still alive.



07/02/2011 - 7:59am It hit the 2 million mark @ 7

It hit the 2 million mark @ 7 am.  It is now 8 am and there is another 100,000 votes.  The machines have taken over.  Where is Will Smith when you need him?

07/02/2011 - 7:40am Very slick video.  Nicely done.

Very slick video.  Nicely done.  I thought the music was a bit harsh for a highlight video but I'm just old and don't understand you kids and your rap music.

Anyway, nice job.  Now get off my lawn.