|11/05/2011 - 8:09pm||It is not fair...||
You level-minded instightful elitists must let my predictable and meaningless drivel count as much as the mods!
|11/05/2011 - 7:07pm||What he said.||
What he said.
|11/05/2011 - 7:03pm||It's a fucking blog you||
It's a fucking blog you idiots!!! Geezus fucking Christ. If anybody other then Brian and his appointed minions tells me how I should comment they can go fuck themselves. As far as how I feel about a game or the team then just neg me if you don't like what I'm offering. I don't need to see a thread about it.
I'm looking at you uniqenam and profitgoblue.
Ban me. Take away my points. Tag me with I'm a pretty princess. That will fix everything.
|09/18/2011 - 4:19pm||I'm going to go ahead and||
I'm going to go ahead and venture to say that Todd Haley will be the first head coach fired this season.
|09/18/2011 - 3:45pm||Turnovers make everything a||
Turnovers make everything a moo point.....
|09/18/2011 - 3:23pm||Please, please, please,||
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please take Stafford, Johnson and Best out of the game.
|09/18/2011 - 2:21pm||I love Scheff!||
I love Scheff!
|09/16/2011 - 5:44pm||933.||
|09/13/2011 - 8:10am||Michigan 48 Eastern 16||
|09/12/2011 - 4:08pm||Rooting for the Meteor||
I will root for this slippery rock you speak of if it is an icy meteor.
|09/11/2011 - 12:12am||You are all right. Now go||
You are all right. Now go kick sparty's ass.
|09/09/2011 - 4:41pm||633||
|09/08/2011 - 5:18am||Michigan - 28 ND - 17||
Michigan - 28
ND - 17
Brian Kelly - 1 aneurysm
|09/05/2011 - 9:16am||Brian Kelly is Yosemite Sam||
Later that evening at the Brian Kelly home.....
|09/04/2011 - 7:23am||He should have tried tickling||
He should have tried tickling him with a stuffed beaver.
|09/03/2011 - 6:48pm||Her eyes are as big as her||
Her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes.
|09/03/2011 - 6:11pm||Peanut butter on Jeanine||
Peanut butter on Jeanine Edwards.. Nomnomnom.
|09/03/2011 - 6:09pm||Jeanine Edwards. Nomnomnom.||
Jeanine Edwards. Nomnomnom.
|09/03/2011 - 5:47pm||Pillsbury biscuits with||
Pillsbury biscuits with peanut butter are getting me through the delay. Nomnomnom.
|09/03/2011 - 7:22am||Damn It.||
I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start.
|09/03/2011 - 7:20am||Thy Word is Truth||
I know this wil be as it has already been foretold by he who soars and basks in glory.
|09/02/2011 - 6:37pm||Hookers Beware!||
Somebody should post a warning to Ann Arbor's working girls on Craigslist.
|09/02/2011 - 6:27pm||669||
|09/01/2011 - 11:15am||The details of my life are||
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
|08/26/2011 - 10:56am||"Apparently some of you did||
"Apparently some of you did not get laid last night..."
*sheepishly raises hand*
|08/23/2011 - 3:24pm||In Concord here and no||
In Concord here and no shakey. Maybe I dozed off at my desk and missed it.
|08/19/2011 - 9:56pm||Interesting fact about this||
Interesting fact about this trophy - The "water" part you see is an actual piece cut from the surface of the Cuyahoga River.
|08/19/2011 - 9:38am||Yahtzee!||
|08/18/2011 - 2:23pm||You left out ammednment||
You left out ammendment 2:
White or wheat toast will it result in a 2 year bowl ban and loss of 12 schollies.
|08/17/2011 - 2:11pm||em0? Is that you?||
em0? Is that you?
|08/17/2011 - 10:44am||Recruitment at Miami? Direct||
Recruitment at Miami? Direct involvement in the Yahoo/Miami "scandal"?
Where in the story that you linked is this info?
|08/13/2011 - 7:09am||Welcome back you big lug.||
Welcome back, you big lug.
|08/12/2011 - 2:06pm||Mind Bottling||
Yeah. You know when things are so crazy, you get your thoughts trapped, like in a bottle.
|08/12/2011 - 1:12pm||LIAR! Google ads have||
Google ads have exposed you!
|08/12/2011 - 12:44pm||How about a nice, big,||
How about a nice, big, emphatic NO.
|08/09/2011 - 1:20pm||LOL!||
|08/09/2011 - 12:49pm||LOL.||
|08/06/2011 - 6:06am||It's crazy what the memory||
It's crazy what the memory will retain. I have not heard that in 20? years but I know exactly what you are talking about. I'm pretty sure that was a Highland Appliance commercial.
You got TWO days!
/loan shark muscle voice
|07/30/2011 - 6:37am||I predict - zero bowl||
I predict - zero bowl bans
I predict - Oklahoma over FSU
I predict - I will be CO-SOARER OF THE KNOWLEDGE
|07/26/2011 - 4:38pm||My bad. I should have||
My bad. I should have realized from your informative title that this was about a guy that was too lazy to thumb through the archives and wanted to have a lame chat thread.
|07/26/2011 - 3:03pm||I found a great site that||
I found a great site that will help you catch up on everything you missed on MGoBlog. Click here.
|07/15/2011 - 7:39pm||Imagine my disappoint.||
I went to the store and there is no maize and blue shirt that says "TRADITION" that has a picture of a fist giving the finger. Now THAT is something I would buy. It would look sweet with the new Zubaz pants you now have listed.
|07/15/2011 - 7:01pm||This needs to be posted in||
This needs to be posted in the sticky for UM friendly bars across the US. I don't think it should be posted here.
|07/15/2011 - 6:15pm||Yes, but he does a fantastic||
Yes, but he does a fantastic impression of Eli Zaret doing a bad Brady Hoke impression.
|07/15/2011 - 12:18pm||This is almost word for word||
This is almost word for word how my eHarmony profile reads.
|07/12/2011 - 9:35pm||I can not believe you didn't title this thread...||
Hello: Lucas Stephen Johnson
|07/08/2011 - 2:28pm||Welcome to MGoBlog.||
It makes no nevermind to me but you might want to change your avatar or you will be wondering why everything you post gets negged.
|07/07/2011 - 11:02am||posted from my laptop||
Unbelievable. You forgot to check and see if you had bad source code?!?!?
Way to go and ruin it for everybody Chet.
PS - I'm pretty sure Akon is still alive.
|07/02/2011 - 7:59am||It hit the 2 million mark @ 7||
It hit the 2 million mark @ 7 am. It is now 8 am and there is another 100,000 votes. The machines have taken over. Where is Will Smith when you need him?
|07/02/2011 - 7:40am||Very slick video. Nicely done.||
Very slick video. Nicely done. I thought the music was a bit harsh for a highlight video but I'm just old and don't understand you kids and your rap music.
Anyway, nice job. Now get off my lawn.