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07/20/2015 - 10:02pm Yeah, what's an hour out of

Yeah, what's an hour out of your day every day of your life? 

04/12/2015 - 5:17pm “Ah you think you've learned

“Ah you think you've learned to hate Ohio State? You merely adopted the hate. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the scarlet until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”

04/12/2015 - 1:03am More than a few people in

More than a few people in here who clearly don't follow the Red Wings. 

03/21/2015 - 12:41am It's about time we

It's about time we adminstired another ass whooping to Nebraska. 

03/20/2015 - 11:49pm If you can't draw a link

If you can't draw a link between prosecuting members of a fraternity and taking a dump on the U.S. flag then you have no business defending a fraternity member. 

03/02/2015 - 9:52pm Coilette from Robonia wins

Coilette from Robonia wins again. 

11/29/2014 - 12:05am Wait, is that like an option,

Wait, is that like an option, or do you have to go source the pretzel bun yourself?

11/28/2014 - 7:42pm It's kind of amazing to see

It's kind of amazing to see how positively everyone is taking what is basically amounting to a flame out in San Francisco, if the interpretation of these reports we're assuming is correct. It is getting so bad there that they want nothing to do with a coach who took them to a Super Bowl and two NFC Championship games in his three seasons there, how does that not raise some red flags?

11/27/2014 - 9:05pm When ever there's a potential

When ever there's a potential riot I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol.

11/26/2014 - 4:19pm I'm skeptical of people who

I'm skeptical of people who have no idea what they're talking about telling me that a third party has no idea on how to do that task. 

11/26/2014 - 2:22am ESPN is what it is because of

ESPN is what it is because of television rights for different leagues, not original programming. 

11/25/2014 - 11:10pm Right, he's way out of line

Right, he's way out of line and Saban is coming here next year. Texas couldn't get him but by gollie we sure will. 

People on here getting jealous of the attention he gets might be one of the saddest social dynamics this board has ever seen. 

11/25/2014 - 10:43pm The Big East (past and

The Big East (past and present) is just one giant karate tournament. 

11/25/2014 - 10:41pm !!!

11/25/2014 - 12:50pm There's been a fight started

There's been a fight started in the Ohio State game by a Michigan player each year Hoke's been here.

11/23/2014 - 3:32pm They should've just taken a

They should've just taken a knee. What do they give the Wunderlich test for if no one on that sideline can add?

11/23/2014 - 2:32pm They don't have the ability

They don't have the ability to do that. 

11/23/2014 - 2:05pm It's really not that

It's really not that complicated to see evolutionarily. All signs in humans point to sperm and mate competition throughout history. 

11/22/2014 - 11:39pm Did I not contrast mock draft

Did I not contrast mock draft conclusions with what I've observed on the field?

11/22/2014 - 11:31pm We'd also be dumb not to give

We'd also be dumb not to give Nick Saban a call then too. 

11/22/2014 - 11:29pm There's no way to divy up

There's no way to divy up blame other than that Hoke is responsible for the product on the field. We've shuffled the system and coaches, yet the problem persists. You can look to Florida and ask how Muschamp has managed to hamstring the offense every year despite switching up the offensive coaching staffs and apparently not directly handling the offensive coaching. I don't think it's really important to draw any direct links other than that he was in charge of putting out a team that couldn't play offense to save their lives. 

11/22/2014 - 10:52pm John L. Smith at Arkansas. 

John L. Smith at Arkansas. 

11/22/2014 - 10:31pm Long way to go

I can't see a team using a first round draft pick on him at this point. I'm not sure I'd even draft him over Gallon or Hemmingway. 

11/22/2014 - 8:39pm That's about it for Leon

That's about it for Leon McQuaid tonight. 

11/22/2014 - 8:33pm Who ever they want to work

Who ever they want to work with. There's no rock star assistant coaches. 

11/22/2014 - 6:42pm "Just waste it"
Perfect

"Just waste it"

Perfect description.

11/22/2014 - 5:46pm Horseshit call. The guy was

Horseshit call. The guy was running himself off of the television screen. 

11/22/2014 - 3:54pm Kerridge rufused to set up

Kerridge rufused to set up his blockers at all. 

11/22/2014 - 3:49pm WHY ARE YOU EVEN MOVING AT

WHY ARE YOU EVEN MOVING AT ALL

11/22/2014 - 3:41pm You say that in the past

You say that in the past tense as if Hoke has been fired. I never liked him as a coach and certainly don't want him now, but he's still out there coaching the team. 

Brandon's damage was to the relationship between the football program and the fanbase. 

11/22/2014 - 3:37pm The one we live in. 

The one we live in. 

11/22/2014 - 2:59pm Hoke would absolutely stay,

Hoke would absolutely stay, and it wouldn't even be a discussion. 

11/22/2014 - 2:59pm They fired Brandon because of

They fired Brandon because of the giant shit storm the fan base was stirring up on a daily basis about Brandon. 

11/22/2014 - 12:30pm Somehow the British Premier

Somehow the British Premier League is a television juggarnaut and they don't even have a break outside of half time. It can easily be done. 

11/22/2014 - 11:59am Manchester United vs. Arsenal

Manchester United vs. Arsenal it is then.

11/21/2014 - 2:22pm So we're deciding who to drop

So we're deciding who to drop a rescue rope to by how fast they can run around an oval? Why should elite academic institutions reject anyone? Admission certainly should not and would not be based on oval running ability if we're talking about doing some public good here. 

11/21/2014 - 2:18pm There's no effective standard

There's no effective standard for the difficulty of a high school curriculum and it'd be impossible to control for, despite our efforts the past couple decades. Yes, standardized tests aren't really indicative of anything other than someone's relative ability to work quickly and effectively, but this is as about as it gets. In an ideal world colleges would have an extensive interview process to actually determine how competent you are, but that of course would take way too much effort. 

11/20/2014 - 4:56pm Build 1,000 bridges and fuck

Build 1,000 bridges and fuck one goat, you're a goat fucker. The wrong doing is what matters most.

11/19/2014 - 11:32am This one?

Or this?

11/19/2014 - 11:24am (No subject)

11/17/2014 - 3:19pm I can't wait to read an

I can't wait to read an article from the IFC pointing out the readily obvious fact that not every single greek life student is here getting blackout drunk and pilaging the sororities every night despite the growing anti-greek sentiment, and that most of them manage to function like human beings attending school. 

11/17/2014 - 12:35pm Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson

Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson are actually good at football. 

11/16/2014 - 10:50pm Comparative Literature 

Comparative Literature 

11/16/2014 - 10:44pm Yes, because Frank is

Yes, because Frank is special, unlike everyone else in jail. 

11/16/2014 - 2:23pm Some things are worse than

Some things are worse than death, otherwise suicide would not be a thing.

11/15/2014 - 1:07pm Alright you've convinced us,

Alright you've convinced us, we're mailing an offer his way now. 

11/15/2014 - 12:24pm Mike Martz level challenge

Mike Martz level challenge there. 

11/12/2014 - 12:54pm Nobody cares about your weird

Nobody cares about your weird emails.

11/11/2014 - 8:07pm Well, Minny can prove they

Well, Minny can prove they have a pulse in the next three weeks, but if they end up getting mauled as they probably will then I don't see how important it is that their body bag belongs to the Big Ten as opposed to some knock off conference. 

11/11/2014 - 7:58pm "Baylor's OOC is putrid"
And

"Baylor's OOC is putrid"

And what is TCU's? Playing Minny is the difference between whether or not you get in?