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06/22/2018 - 12:27pm 5134 millimeters?   

If so,…

5134 millimeters?   

If so, that's Tacopants territory.

06/22/2018 - 11:02am Congrats!  Welcome, Joey.  …

Congrats!  Welcome, Joey.   May you thrive under Don Brown's tutelage.

(This would've been a hell of a lot funnier if Bluey had posted the Hello)

06/22/2018 - 11:00am Thanks for changing the OP's…

Thanks for changing the OP's tone.    Can you rig a Slackbot type feature that modifies any future Bluey post?  Asking for a frie....actually, asking for the entire MGoBlog community.

06/22/2018 - 10:53am "Let's try to stay on topic…

"Let's try to stay on topic and have a discussion"

Hmmmm....when the topic is presented as "Recruit X is laughably not qualified to even be considered a Michigan football recruit", that elicits a certain instinctive response from many of us.    Not to mention that you've already proven to be a raging asshole of epic proportions in previous posts.   Discussion?   OK.  Let's have one.  The Michigan staff apparently thinks very highly of Joey Velazquez.   I will support this offer and this young man if he chooses to suit up for my beloved Wolverines.   Will he be play meaningful minutes for Michigan?  Time will tell.   But I like Don Brown's instincts a whole helluva lot more than yours.

06/22/2018 - 10:22am Can we please get an edit…

Can we please get an edit function? 

You are AN insufferable wretch.

06/22/2018 - 10:21am You are in insufferable…

You are in insufferable wretch.

06/21/2018 - 7:07pm Damn it to all hell that I…

Damn it to all hell that I cannot edit "palette" to "palate".   

06/21/2018 - 3:54pm My palette is averse to IPA…

My palette is averse to IPA's and overloaded hoppiness, so I'm a Spotted Cow defender.   It's my 2nd favorite WI beer.  I actually like New Glarus' Totally Naked a ton better - much cleaner taste than Spotted Cow.   

06/21/2018 - 11:25am Bluefront and cockroaches…

Bluefront and cockroaches will be the only survivors after the apocalypse.     True survivor, slaking the thirst of multiple UM student generations.   

06/20/2018 - 3:23pm The construction season is…

The construction season is so contracted in the U.P.   Seriously, snow can legally fall any time after mid-September.   It's incomprehensible how some of these bridges could be repaired during the current warm season.  

Also, warning to the ATV/ORV community:  many recreational trails are closed due to washouts.  Very dangerous conditions from Houghton to Calumet on some trails.   Most boating on local waters and beaches are also closed for the time being.   This news really stinks during the peak summer tourist season.    Tourism is top dog up here, so I really hope the infrastructure gets fixed soon.   I can't imagine if the some of the main snowmobile trails are out this winter.

06/20/2018 - 2:09pm That was an epic, historic…

That was an epic, historic flooding event.   I appreciate this call to lend support, either financially or with your hands.   

It looks like the main highway artery (US 41) is passable, but plenty of bridges out on local roads.    I hope this region gets the support that is needed to make quick repairs before winter sets in.

06/19/2018 - 5:44pm Hometown:  Columbus, OH!

Hometown:  Columbus, OH!

06/17/2018 - 10:31am This take does not fit the…

This take does not fit the proper self-loathing narrative espoused yesterday.    

06/17/2018 - 10:27am Just took our the dog for a…

Just took our the dog for a morning walk to avoid the worst of a heat advisory day.  Hot and humid conditions gave me a bad case of swamp ass for Father's Day.

06/15/2018 - 5:38pm Long time DirecTV customer…

Long time DirecTV customer here.  Intense rain will attenuate the signal, but it must be intense rain.   Very low odds that this will happen during a game, but the probability is not zero.  I don't think I've ever had an issue during a football game in over 15 years as a DirecTV customer.    I know I had an issue when I recorded a Tigers playoff game in the 2000's...DVR playback was hosed because of intermittent heavy rain.   

I am finally considering leaving DirecTV due to cost.    But I love the DVR option, and I had horrible success streaming Michigan basketball games last year when I was away from home on a supposedly reliable internet connection.   From my anecdotal evidence, the risk of bad streaming is higher than thunderstorms in my current location.


06/15/2018 - 11:18am The PR consultants are…

The PR consultants are earning their bucks trying to spin this whole situation, this entire university, in a positive light.

06/14/2018 - 5:30pm Bootleggerdottir?


06/14/2018 - 4:07pm Iceland is my adopted World…

Iceland is my adopted World Cup home.  Tiny island-nation with difficult to pronounce names?   Sign me up.

BTW, I thoroughly enjoyed this thread.  Great write-up, OP.   



06/14/2018 - 3:15pm I was playing a little…

I was playing a little reverse psychology.  

06/14/2018 - 11:33am If we lose Toledo, we lose…

If we lose Toledo, we lose the U.P.

06/13/2018 - 2:01pm Interesting possible…

Interesting possible scenario, for sure.   I think McCaffrey definitely gets a look against OSU for at least a series or two under those circumstances.  

06/13/2018 - 12:20pm I prefer Mexcanus

I prefer Mexcanus

06/12/2018 - 6:52pm Recently binge-watched Peaky…

Recently binge-watched Peaky Blinders and didn't initially realize Tom Hardy played my favorite character of that series (Alfie Solomons).    He stole scenes in that series, similar to Michael K. Williams and Omar's appearances in The Wire.   I have become a Tom Hardy fan.

06/12/2018 - 12:48pm We had good luck parking on…

We had good luck parking on a neighborhood street north of the stadium.  If you're willing to walk 20+ minutes, easy in/easy out parking can be found on nearby neighborhood streets.   

Or maybe Evanston neighborhood parking regulations have changed recently?

06/12/2018 - 12:12pm MOON


I still have PTSD…



I still have PTSD from attending that game, but I'll treat this game as a therapeutic opportunity.   

06/11/2018 - 1:47pm Chrome user here on MacOS. …

Chrome user here on MacOS.  I can see the up.down vote icons, but I sometimes see the weird blue thumb issues described by others.

06/07/2018 - 2:44pm There's abundant methane in…

There's abundant methane in East Lansing.   So anything is possible.

06/07/2018 - 12:20pm It's simple math.  If the…

It's simple math.  If the average value of our collective recruits' ranking falls in the 1-5 slots, we consider it a "Top 5" class.   

06/06/2018 - 3:56pm  $6 shipping to Svalbard and…

 $6 shipping to Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands in the North Atlantic Ocean = BARGAIN!   I'm sure the Svalbard and Jan Mayen UM Alum club members will be pleased by that rate.   Hell, it probably costs $6 to ship a can of Campbell's Soup to those locations.

06/06/2018 - 3:34pm First received men's…

First received men's underwear ad, then a contraption to fix bunions.   Loving it!

06/06/2018 - 2:13pm My summer of fun can…

My summer of fun can continue unabated.  Carry on.

06/06/2018 - 11:47am OK - need to ask why your…

OK - need to ask why your Fonzi gif doesn't show, while others are able to display gifs that capture our emotions.    

06/06/2018 - 11:45am All the upvotes.

All the upvotes.

06/06/2018 - 11:38am Ahhhhh....yes.   Main page…

Ahhhhh....yes.   Main page preview does not show username info.

06/06/2018 - 11:20am I see that this thread was…

I see that this thread was initiated by poseidon7902.   Please confirm your identity, poseidon, because I don't trust you.

06/06/2018 - 11:17am Hey...I just upvoted you! …

Hey...I just upvoted you!  It works!

06/06/2018 - 10:41am I like this take.   Will…

I like this take.   Will save an upvote for you later.

06/01/2018 - 3:35pm Great info.  Much

Great info.  Much appreciated.   

06/01/2018 - 3:20pm Maybe attracted to the

Maybe attracted to the excellent on-site medical facilities?

06/01/2018 - 3:15pm This is not happening.  He

This is not happening.  He JUST put in new mulch at his home.

05/30/2018 - 6:21pm I absolutely don't know how

I absolutely don't know how to handle two pieces of enormously positive news within a few hour stretch.  

Welcome, Jalen.   Big things are happening in Crisler!

05/30/2018 - 4:08pm Thank you

THANK YOU {enter savior of your choice - I select Tiny Jesus}.  Great news!

05/30/2018 - 11:44am PJ Fleck

Unites us all

05/30/2018 - 11:02am +1 Underrated

+1 Underrated

05/29/2018 - 2:11pm Speed kills....

....gas mileage.   I've put on over 30K miles in the past 1.5 years due to a job change, so I fill up frequently.   I push 40 mpg in a Subaru Outback on the rural 2 lane highways going 63-65 mph.   Once I hit the interstates and set the cruise to 75 mph, I'm back near 30-31 mpg.   In winter, reduce those numbers by 10%.  

One bonus of the slow driving RV season on upper Midwest 2 lane highways:  the mpg's increase while patiently cruising at 52 mph behind a caravan of RV's.   Slower speeds and drafting are great for hypermiling!

05/29/2018 - 1:42pm Follow-up Volt question

The Chevy Volt was going to be my next vehicle, until a job change rendered it impractical (see my post below. I'm mostly highway miles, so paying extra for a Volt batteries was not a smart option).   Anyway, I haven't followed Volt production updates recently.  Does it continue to have a future in the GM portfolio?   Did sales numbers hold up during the recent low gas price era?   

05/26/2018 - 8:57pm Used to be a mad vegetable

Used to be a mad vegetable gardner, but have scaled back significantly this year due to perceived time issues.   That's a cop out, though, since gardening has served as a much-needed therapy for me in recent years.   Something about digging in the dirt that makes me forget my other stresses.   

OK - so I just convinced myself to throw in some tomato and pepper plants tomorrow.   Usual tomato mix is early girl, big beef, celebrity, and a bunch of romas.    And one prolific sungold plant.

05/26/2018 - 8:54pm Sungolds are the perfect

Sungolds are the perfect elixir for long upper Midwest winters.   Big fan of sungolds here.

05/25/2018 - 10:44am You spelled Kansas

You spelled Kansas incorrectly

05/24/2018 - 1:25pm Article claims that he is...

..."adept at polygamy".     Also claims he has political ambitions.   Most interesting man in the world?