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You're projecting so hard…

You're projecting so hard right now

For once in my fandom I…

For once in my fandom I truly believe everything is going to be ok.

I bet he got there in a…

I bet he got there in a Subaru Outback with a Coexist sticker

Wear black. Cheer generic…

Wear black. Cheer generic things like "yay football!" Respond to O-H with "pigskin!" Make sure you say gridiron a lot. And be sure to applaud the bands.

They're everyone's second…

They're everyone's second favorite big ten team

You still have cable? It's…

You still have cable? It's 2023 dude, get an antenna.

Certainly helps for a…

Certainly helps for a mortgage. Now as for teaching kids to buy a depreciating asset on credit...

I heard Bev Plocki hasn't…

I heard Bev Plocki hasn't talked to Warde in the last 5 months

Yeah IDK, John U Bacon is…

Yeah IDK, John U Bacon is turning out to be Gilderoy Lockhart

I love this series

I love this series

SCHNOOOOO

SCHNOOOOO

Bad. It's clear that Blue…

Bad. It's clear that Blue Pants win games, and not hard work and preparation.

I think you're OK unless you…

I think you're OK unless you googled "college student undressing in locker room" and got his video.

It would be awesome to…

It would be awesome to schedule Jay's WMU. Would it be the first father-son matchup? Will Jim pinch his cheeks during the end of game handshake?

Why is everyone so afraid of…

Why is everyone so afraid of a rematch? We spent the whole year prepping for Ohio and then curb stomped them at their own stadium. We'd be lucky to get such a soft team in the playoff.

Everybody's second favorite…

Everybody's second favorite big ten team!

I had the misfortune of…

I had the misfortune of driving through Ohio during the game and had to listen to their radio team. They kept calling Donovan Edwards Donovan Jackson. But it was kind of funny when they said Mike Sainristil "booped" it out of that receiver's hands.

We had such an easy schedule…

We had such an easy schedule so we could sandbag Ohio State

We have as much control over…

We have as much control over the weather as we do how well the team plays

Anything but the actual 1997…

Anything but the actual 1997 National Championship trophy is lame.

You're trying to get me to…

You're trying to get me to say something nice about Notre Dame. I'm not gonna say anything nice about Notre Dame.

Did I say "fire Harbaugh?" I…

Did I say "fire Harbaugh?" I meant "Harbaugh fire."

Second-worst State Ever…

Second-worst State Ever. Probably.

Something about it just…

Something about it just makes you want to ambush a guy

This is somehow our tunnel's…

This is somehow our tunnel's fault

I know Fred Jackson is the…

I know Fred Jackson is the subject of this picture but all I can think about is Adidas. Fuck marketing.

So this is the reason we…

So this is the reason we have a ridiculously easy nonconference schedule! During garbage time get within field goal range and kick, no matter what down.

I don't know why but this…

I don't know why but this post made me lose the game

Can we just keep Mary Sue?…

Can we just keep Mary Sue? Maybe she has a daughter or cousin or something

1. Doesn't matter what make…

1. Doesn't matter what make or model. If I see a sparkling clean, brand new pickup truck I think, "I bet that driver is a guy who's really bad at money."

2. I drive a 2017 Chrysler Pacifica (purchased used) because I have a family and a dog and it does most pickup truck type stuff better than a pickup truck.

Pornographer Larry Flint, obv

Pornographer Larry Flint, obv

Whatever. Blue pants.

Whatever. Blue pants.

Oh come on guys don't you…

Oh come on guys don't you just want to grab him by his wittle flabby lips and give him a big smoochykins on the nose?

Silver lining: the…

Silver lining: the cheerleaders don't have to wear fucking turtlenecks

Michigan State has a pretty…

Michigan State has a pretty good football team

"They say the recipe for…

"They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried it at home. There's more to it than that. 'Hey, you want some more home made Sprite?' 'Not till you figure out what the fuck else is in it!'"

It's gonna take them forever…

It's gonna take them forever to get out of that tunnel, staying 6 feet apart. Also it's gonna be the fattest block M

I always told myself I

I always told myself I wouldn't do a Blast from the Past until I had some sort of physical disability, like an age-related palsy or something. Reliving your college days is only really cool when you're knocking on Death's door.

Dammit, what am I going to do

Dammit, what am I going to do with this torch and pitchfork now?

Self-documenting code. A+.

Self-documenting code. A+.

I believe the bearded man is

I believe the bearded man is Trucker Steve, the guy who drives the marching band's equipment around.

What does AFC stand for?

What does AFC stand for? Something football club? 

It certainly could make a

It certainly could make a case for the best:  

  1. You really can't miss with Ann Arbor Public Schools.
  2. When your kids get older they can bus wherever they want. Ann Arbor has the only public transportation in Michigan that I would consider letting my kids use.
  3. Lots of parks and things to do.

Some issues that you might want to consider:

  1. High taxes.
  2. One-party politics.

I really can't think of another place in Michigan that comes close.

Regiment = group of

Regiment = group of soldiers.

Regimen = prescribed plan.

Great article but GODDAMN I hate that mistake. I probably need to chill a little.

Double post sorry

Double post sorry

MMB high-stepping the

MMB high-stepping the halftime show. (Traditional step, for you band guys.)

Call me old fashioned, but I think the actual Call me old fashioned, but I think the actual radio is probably your best bet. Considering it'll be the only game on you shouldn't have a problem finding a station.
Searchbits... never leave me

Searchbits... never leave me [for about a month then leave and never come back.]

It's fappening.

It's fappening.

So he wrote his decomittment

So he wrote his decomittment letter in Word, snapped a picture with his phone, then tweeted it? I don't know what the kids are doing these days, but back in my day we used screenshots.