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04/02/2018 - 1:18pm So what you’re saying is if

So what you’re saying is if we play D like Texas Tech and don’t foul a brazillion times, we win by 15?
I’ll take that.

03/27/2018 - 10:19am I'm finding it difficult to

I'm finding it difficult to think of reasons why Michigan State University should be able to continue as an institution of higher learning.

When molesters are protecting molesters, there is a rot which cannot be excised beyond burning the whole damn institution all to the ground and rebuilding from the ashes.

03/22/2018 - 8:03pm This is fun.

This is fun.

03/15/2018 - 11:05pm I never knew I always needed

I never knew I always needed tough, manly post-its

03/15/2018 - 10:51pm “Why is that foul?”
Same

“Why is that foul?”

Same question Mo

03/15/2018 - 2:35pm 998752
Go Blue!

998752

Go Blue!

03/04/2018 - 4:47pm Dayum.

Dayum.

03/03/2018 - 4:09pm Head’s not the ball, Miles.

Head’s not the ball, Miles.

02/21/2018 - 4:11pm Just because one freshman

Just because one freshman quarterback somewhere in the country was good doesn’t mean that a shaky first year quarterback is a bust.

02/11/2018 - 3:06pm Made Our Goddamn Free Throws

Made Our Goddamn Free Throws Muppets?

02/04/2018 - 10:22pm Especially the defensive

Especially the defensive coordinator!

Wait.

01/26/2018 - 11:31pm All of Hollywood thought

All of Hollywood thought Harvey Weinstein was untouchable.

01/18/2018 - 2:42pm Because unlike all the

Because unlike all the Internet Tough Guys on here, the parents had to deal with this for real.  

Murder is hard in real life.  Society also tends to frown upon those who don't find murder hard.

01/17/2018 - 8:52pm If anything, it’s penalizing

If anything, it’s penalizing the athletes to force them to be governed by the same body that enabled a serial molester.

After such corruption, to do anything less than burn the entire institution down and rebuild from the ashes would be to penalize the athletes.

01/09/2018 - 11:09pm Just once a little home

Just once a little home cookin’ would be nice

01/09/2018 - 12:01am #CollegeKickers

#CollegeKickers

12/17/2017 - 8:33pm In the OG Star Wars: Luke was

In the OG Star Wars: Luke was a random kid from a dingy backwater planet. Darth Vader was given zero exposition beyond “is a total evil badass that the rest of the evil empire mooks fear.” The dramatic lightsaber showdown between Darth Vader and Obi Wan was more of a stare down than a jumpy sword fight.

Empire: the Emperor gets no exposition beyond “even someone as badass as Darth Vader bows down to HIM.” Yoda is a crazy old coot that Luke initially thinks is an idiot. Luke’s rescue mission fails utterly.

All the force pushes, Teddy Bear ex Machina, Yoda and the rest of the Jedi being the calm, all-knowing sage, and giving every random nobody from the trilogy a giant backstory was all prequels (or the really dumb part of Jedi.)

12/17/2017 - 3:03pm It’s interesting how despite

It’s interesting how despite all the hate for the prequels, the primary complaint against The Last Jedi is that it isn’t prequel-y enough. Jedi Master Luke isn’t wise and all knowing? Desperate million-to-one-against sabotage mission actually fails? Not enough jumping around swinging laser swords? Powerful Force users can be nobodies? Big Bad Guy can just be really, really evil without an entire trilogy devoted to his rise? I can go on.

12/04/2017 - 10:16am The Browns exist. Patterson

The Browns exist. Patterson received media hype as a quarterback and is currently a breathing human . First round it is.

11/12/2017 - 4:13pm And with the first overall

And with the first overall pick of the NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns take....

another quarterback.

11/01/2017 - 2:22pm That depends on how many

That depends on how many picks the Browns trade up for.

10/21/2017 - 6:46pm Getting mad mid-2000s

Getting mad mid-2000s flashbacks here

10/12/2017 - 6:20pm First to score wins?

First to score wins?

10/07/2017 - 11:28pm I still think we cruise to a

I still think we cruise to a win if Issac held on to the damn ball in the first quarter. Before, a balanced attack was carving State up. After, bupkis.

10/07/2017 - 11:23pm Everyone on the offense

Everyone on the offense better be buying the D dinner for the next week. They took care of business.

10/07/2017 - 11:22pm Get the running game going in

Get the running game going in a monsoon, then switch to passing. Who the hell is calling plays?

10/07/2017 - 11:20pm We now know why O’Korn

We now know why O’Korn couldn’t beat out Speight.

10/07/2017 - 10:38pm STOP THROWING TO THE WRONG

STOP THROWING TO THE WRONG TEAM DAMMIT

10/07/2017 - 10:33pm Of course we get our huge

Of course we get our huge fumble recovery on 4th down

10/07/2017 - 9:27pm Storm front’s only 40 miles

Storm front’s only 40 miles from Ann Arbor and moving fast. I’d be surprised if the kickoff isn’t delayed. 2nd half might take a while.

10/07/2017 - 8:05pm So much for the D’antoni

So much for the D’antoni Perfectly Scripted Openin Drive (tm).

10/05/2017 - 10:49am Spartans are Winners At Life

Spartans are Winners At Life (tm) while Wolverines aren't, because na-na-na-boo-boo?

10/01/2017 - 2:31pm I see FPI still doesn’t have

I see FPI still doesn’t have a “guy was out coached by Brady Hoke” variable in its system.

09/24/2017 - 4:25pm I'm just here for the

I'm just here for the meltdown.

09/23/2017 - 7:04pm Nice that they're finally

Nice that they're finally doing the "throw it to the 6-7 dude" game plan.

09/23/2017 - 6:37pm Shoulder to the head. Throw

Shoulder to the head. Throw that bum out.

09/23/2017 - 6:34pm Drinking thread?

Drinking thread?

09/23/2017 - 5:16pm Ugh throwbacks and tunnel

Ugh throwbacks and tunnel screens - the drive.

Gotta fix this shit up.

09/16/2017 - 3:35pm Young O-line and young WRs.

Young O-line and young WRs. Not much we can do about that.

09/16/2017 - 12:22pm Won't be seeing Evans against

Won't be seeing Evans against for a while.

09/12/2017 - 4:31pm Judging by the tackle's

Judging by the tackle's reaction, Chase Winovich wasn't optioned.

09/09/2017 - 11:52am Nuke.  The.  Football.

Nuke.  The.  Football.  Program.

09/07/2017 - 8:08pm Also on a 1-3 metric, 1 being

Also on a 1-3 metric, 1 being a slight advantage, 2 being a big advantage, and 3 being automatic huge play/stone dead

09/06/2017 - 9:23am Gaining a first down might

Gaining a first down might count.

09/05/2017 - 4:37pm When you're Dr. Blitz,

When you're Dr. Blitz, sometimes the failed blitzes are the most devastating. Check out McCray freezing the guard.

09/02/2017 - 8:03pm To all opposing offenses:

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

09/02/2017 - 11:38am It's never that easy with

It's never that easy with immigration law/asylum vetting.

08/30/2017 - 9:33pm 27-7 Michigan

27-7 Michigan

08/27/2017 - 3:38pm Good season to have an elite

Good season to have an elite defensive line, eh?

08/23/2017 - 11:28am It looks like "0 = 4"
Buckeye

It looks like "0 = 4"

Buckeye math?