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06/13/2018 - 6:54am Never mind. Just checked…

Never mind. Just checked again and now it's working but I only get text on half of the screen because the videos are too wide.

06/13/2018 - 6:51am I really really didn't want…

I really really didn't want to bitch, but yeah it's a bummer. This is the first time I've even logged in because I peek in for a second and just leave because it's so damn messy. I feel like I'm zoomed in 1000% all the time and can't tell what's going on. Plus it doesn't work on chrome on mobile from what I can tell.

06/03/2018 - 2:38pm He finally had it with those monkey

He finally had it with those monkey fightin snakes on that Monday to Friday team, I guess.

06/02/2018 - 8:20am ...seems to me you've lived

...seems to me you've lived your life like a scandle in the wind

05/31/2018 - 8:29am 2-10. 
I can't suffer another

2-10. 

I can't suffer another loss to sparty shitheads.

05/31/2018 - 8:26am (No subject)

05/28/2018 - 9:59am I miss whatever illusion of

I miss whatever illusion of integrity I had once held with my kids.

05/27/2018 - 9:13pm Fat cat makes a sauce with

Fat cat makes a sauce with ghost peppers that's fantastic and it's actually really mild.

05/26/2018 - 10:11pm Sweet corn, squash and some

Sweet corn, squash and some wild chives and blackberries. Been keeping my eye out for wild leeks and morels out back but I think our soil is too acidic for the shrooms.

Been scooping up six packs of Saugatuck's blueberry maple stout whenever I see it.

05/26/2018 - 6:28am (No subject)

05/25/2018 - 8:43pm I was just thinking the same

I was just thinking the same thing.

Awful lot like politics, this blog.

05/23/2018 - 7:09pm This one kills me every time.

This one kills me every time.

05/23/2018 - 7:08pm Dbp

Dbp

05/23/2018 - 6:59pm "I trrrust my eyess to

"I trrrust my eyess to dohctorrr Rrrahhmani and yu shud tu..."

05/23/2018 - 6:51pm Who's it supposed to be?

Who's it supposed to be? Harbaugh?

Is this a drunken Thujone shitpost or something?

05/22/2018 - 8:53am I'm seeing the same

I'm seeing the same phenomenon. Everywhere you look it's headlines like:

"HOLD YOUR HORSES, MICHIGAN FAN. SHEA PATTERSON IS JUST ONE GUY AND blah blah blah..."

and I'm like DUDE, my horses are held. Mind your own damn horses and we'll be just fine thank you very much.

I see lots of Michigan fans that are excited about his potential, but they're also the ones that give sideeye and a furrowed brow to all the media's lofty playoff predictions, mock NFL drafts and Heisman talk.

05/20/2018 - 9:45pm Bah. John wick is just more

Bah. John wick is just more fake, flippy, jumping around, harness and wires baloney.

Heat was so good because it was about as real as you could imagine. The sights, the sounds, the echoes between the buildings; it felt real.

05/20/2018 - 7:11pm This might come off a little

This might come off a little strange, but I'm gonna say it.

Cars.

Yup. The pixar kids movie. When lightning sees the king piled up in the infield, gives up the win and the cup and stops at the finish line to push him across; if it wouldn't be so embarrassing in front of my family I could legit start ugly crying.

05/20/2018 - 7:06pm Best gunfight ever made. When

Best gunfight ever made. When Kilmer walks out of the bank and just starts unloading without hesitation is an amazing shot.

05/20/2018 - 7:02pm AHx was amazing. Ed Norton

AHx was amazing. Ed Norton was one scary M F-er.

05/20/2018 - 6:59pm "I don't want FOP Dammit!"

"I don't want FOP Dammit!"

05/20/2018 - 6:58pm I haven't seen it in years

I haven't seen it in years but I guarantee you I say a line from snatch AT LEAST 3 or 4 times a week.

05/15/2018 - 5:38pm (No subject)

05/15/2018 - 3:56pm My wife keeps the keys in her

My wife keeps the keys in her pocket. She just never knows which pocket, so good luck if I ever want to drive the dang car. 

Of course this is better than where she left the last set, which was on the deck lid, driving down the road, who the hell knows where.

In related news, the Tile Bluetooth locators are pretty much worthless unless you're within 30 feet. 

05/15/2018 - 3:50pm (No subject)

05/15/2018 - 6:54am Champions of Life ™

Champions of Life ™

05/14/2018 - 8:06pm I had a nightmare once where

I had a nightmare once where Musberger, Blaha and Raftery somehow brokered a deal to announce all the games in all the sports and I went full VanGogh on myself

05/12/2018 - 11:59am First mother's day without my

First mother's day without my mom. I really wish I would've done more on the mothers days while she was around. She never wanted any attention either, but still. Going to hit me hard tomorrow morning when normally I'd be giving her a call or stopping in for a hug.

In other news, fuck cancer.

05/11/2018 - 6:41am Oh, don't worry. This staff

Oh, don't worry. This staff has proven that they can take an under the radar kind of guy like Rashan Gary and turn him into a pretty good player.

05/10/2018 - 5:04pm Underrated comment. +1

Underrated comment. +1

05/08/2018 - 9:20am I know you're a captain and

I know you're a captain and all, and I hate to be the one to break it to you, but your standards are a few ticks north of the line of reasonable.

I'm not saying you won't ever find yourself with someone as gorgeous as Giselle Bundchen, but...

No, sorry, that's exactly what I'm saying.

05/08/2018 - 9:13am GOAT? - check
Hot wife? -

GOAT? - check
Hot wife? - check
Billions of monies? - check

I think Tom's doing pretty ok. Like I think he's pretty unroastable at this point? Maybe? Idk. I'd at least consider trading places with him.

05/07/2018 - 4:47pm (No subject)

05/07/2018 - 4:42pm Putin McCaffrey?
Are you

Putin McCaffrey?

Are you alleging some sort of...*gulp*...COLLUSION???

05/07/2018 - 3:08pm Hold on, I think he was

Hold on, I think he was trying to say "my mom" and misspelled.

05/06/2018 - 3:44pm The past decade hasn't been a

The past decade hasn't been a great sample as far as M teams piece by piece, but I hear what you're saying.

05/04/2018 - 10:06pm The Michigan State

The Michigan State Spartans.

/end thread

05/04/2018 - 5:15pm Hang in there man... You're

Hang in there man... You're on the home stretch.

05/04/2018 - 2:14pm This thread:

05/03/2018 - 2:54pm Hell of a thing to do in flu

Hell of a thing to do in flu season.

05/03/2018 - 6:48am Meh. Every game is winnable.

Meh. Every game is winnable. In fact I think we should be favored in every one.

P.s. Have you guys tasted this year's kool aid? It's EXTRA sweet.

05/02/2018 - 10:43am (No subject)

04/30/2018 - 6:57am Here's hoping the new site

Here's hoping the new site comes with a sarcasm font.

04/29/2018 - 10:00pm Why, why, WHY does anyone use

Why, why, WHY does anyone use Twitter???

What a cesspool.

Irregardlessly- Best of luck John! Chase your dreams young man!

04/28/2018 - 11:04am Avatar checks out.

Avatar checks out.

04/26/2018 - 2:13pm Didn't see The Americans on

Didn't see The Americans on the list. Really really good.

04/26/2018 - 2:09pm Better Call Saul season 3

Better Call Saul season 3 just got to Netflix. Equally as good as BB if you ask me. You do miss the characters from BB but the storytelling is fantastic.

04/26/2018 - 2:06pm You know I always said that

You know I always said that Heat was my favorite movie but then I think about actually watching it and think, shit, I can't make that kind of commitment.

I can't take a dump without a smartphone, how am I gonna focus on a movie for 3 hours?

Then again, I'll just sit there with my smartphone...

This list really should be "What noise do you put on the big screen on the wall while you stare at the little screen in your hands?

04/26/2018 - 12:32am Harbaugh won't release a

Harbaugh won't release a depth chart until Friday before the game anyway cuz he's a horrible, petty coach who only cares about himself and going back to the NFL.

/S

04/25/2018 - 5:36pm That is a FRY, sir. Get out

That is a FRY, sir. Get out of here with that British crap.