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08/14/2018 - 5:16pm I also hope the football…

I also hope the football changes make us better at the football, fellow Michigan fan.

08/14/2018 - 4:14pm Interesting, did not know…

Interesting, did not know that. I would've guessed they'd be bulky and better on the helmet. Shows how much I know!

08/14/2018 - 4:12pm It's cool homie, I'm just…

It's cool homie, I'm just playing. Honestly at this point I'm starving for Content so I will take anything :D

08/14/2018 - 4:07pm Musberger perving on AJ…

Musberger perving on AJ McCarron's girlfriend is easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen on live TV. I will always remember him for that :D

08/14/2018 - 2:43pm Tldr: is a flier.

Tldr: is a flier.

08/14/2018 - 10:43am "Some new info... there's…

"Some new info... there's not too much new info" :D

08/14/2018 - 9:56am Wait, are you under the…

Wait, are you under the impression anything we say or do matters? It does not...

Nobody gives a shit what you think. Nobody gives a shit what I think. We can all be wrong on the QB and it has absolutely zero effect on the team.

08/14/2018 - 9:53am It's almost like we're…

It's almost like we're excited for football season and looking for any reason to get hype...

Are you feeling okay pops?

08/14/2018 - 9:37am Coach mentioned GPS trackers…

Coach mentioned GPS trackers in his interview yesterday. My money's on that.

08/13/2018 - 5:39pm I have absolutely no clue…

I have absolutely no clue how our offense is gonna do. Total wildcard.

I would be surprised if ND scored 17 though. Maybe with some turnovers.

08/13/2018 - 5:36pm Weird, usually that means …

Weird, usually that means "white guy" :D

08/13/2018 - 5:33pm As a human being, I…

As a human being, I genuinely feel bad for opposing quarterbacks :D

08/13/2018 - 3:05pm Less depressing?

Less depressing?

08/13/2018 - 10:41am 1. Natural languages do not…

1. Natural languages do not use math logic.

2. The fact that everyone else figured it out and you didn't should be a hint that you are wrong. In fact, that pretty much is the definition of being wrong when it comes to language.

08/13/2018 - 10:10am Nah, there's a major…

Nah, there's a major difference between expressing some hesitation in a thread on MGoBlog and throwing a tantrum on their official welcome post on Twitter.

08/13/2018 - 9:43am Maybe English works…

Maybe English works differently down there in Australia...

08/13/2018 - 9:42am The Michigan Difference.

The Michigan Difference.

08/12/2018 - 1:13am ToBe's really not a part of…

ToBe's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family either. 

08/10/2018 - 5:24pm For real, he played for…

For real, he played for Michigan. That's not OT

08/10/2018 - 5:19pm He was only listing thing's…

He was only listing things we have though...

Just playin! Hopefully...

08/10/2018 - 5:18pm Baked potato?! Alright fatty…

Baked potato?! Alright fatty...

08/09/2018 - 2:19pm Absolutely, a defense of…

Absolutely, a defense of this caliber immediately puts us in playoff contention with just a mediocre offense. "God willing and the creek don't rise..."

08/08/2018 - 5:27pm Well... Fuck. 

Well... Fuck. 

08/08/2018 - 5:08pm Yup its official, The Onion…

Yup its official, The Onion is no longer necessary. 

08/08/2018 - 5:06pm Little $tuff

Little $tuff

08/08/2018 - 2:15pm Well, it's better fluff than…

Well, it's better fluff than most the other fluff I've been picking through. How many days left now?

08/07/2018 - 10:33am Really fucks up the…

Really fucks up the plausible deniability

08/06/2018 - 3:04pm Heal up quick, motherfucker.

Heal up quick, motherfucker.

08/06/2018 - 11:54am Yeah Dillon is a baller,…

Yeah Dillon is a baller, would have been amazing to see him take over next to Evans in 2019. Oh well. 

08/03/2018 - 1:11pm Click direct download, your…

Click direct download, your browser media player is probably fine (I'm using Chrome and it works well)

08/01/2018 - 11:08am Take one out of Izzo's…

Take one out of Izzo's playbook:

"It wouldn't be fair to the kids on the team to discuss this now that fall camp is about to start."

08/01/2018 - 9:28am Okay but how hot is his…

Okay but how hot is his girlfriend?

07/30/2018 - 12:04pm I just can't see someone…

I just can't see someone that size holding the edge against elite pass rushers. But maybe it's the end of a bulk phase and he can cut a bit as the season approaches/progresses.

07/27/2018 - 10:37am They'll do the same thing…

They'll do the same thing they always do... deny, deny, deflect, ignore, wait til the media buzz dies down, then continue doing everything exactly the same.

Meanwhile their supporters pretend to give a shit for like 5 minutes, then say "they handled all of these unforeseeable events as well as they could."

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

07/27/2018 - 10:26am There's "takes longer to…

There's "takes longer to mature" and then there's "drank a fifth of Henny and punched your girlfriend in the face in front of her 3 year old and 5 year old siblings"...

07/27/2018 - 10:15am The issue is they are not.

The issue is they are not.

07/26/2018 - 5:44pm I think he would have been…

I think he would have been just kicked off the team at some point.

07/26/2018 - 1:58pm Alright, someone tell me how…

Alright, someone tell me how to feel about this.

07/25/2018 - 10:56am RIP Wilton

RIP Wilton

07/25/2018 - 9:10am Tell you what, I'd much…

Tell you what, I'd much rather see that kind of mistake than sliding short of the sticks against Ohio State... Lookin at you BP >:(

07/25/2018 - 8:59am He produces lots of police…

He produces lots of police reports, does that count?

07/24/2018 - 2:49pm He signed as a UDFA with the…

He signed as a UDFA with the Dolphins. I don't see anything about that ending, but then I don't know shit about how the NFL works.

07/24/2018 - 12:51pm I would expect him to…

I would expect him to probably get kicked off that team and have to find another one to play for. It would be a life lesson in dealing with the consequences of your actions. 

07/24/2018 - 12:47pm For real, other Michigan…

For real, other Michigan fans are by far the worst part of being a Michigan fan.

I don't even come back here for like 6 days after a loss. 

07/23/2018 - 5:07pm Just sprinkle some CRISPR on…

Just sprinkle some CRISPR on it

07/23/2018 - 5:06pm #GrantNewsome20Whatever

#GrantNewsome20Whatever

07/23/2018 - 2:57pm "Sadly we have too many good…

"Sadly we have too many good tackle prospects" :D

07/23/2018 - 11:18am Dude how you gonna end the…

Dude how you gonna end the fantasy with a thud like that. I was so close...

07/20/2018 - 9:12am Downvoted for four period…

Downvoted for four period ellipsis.

07/20/2018 - 9:11am Oh nice, from Angelo's?

Oh nice, from Angelo's?