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01/13/2010 - 2:34am There once was a school

There once was a school looking to hire
USC took Kiffin despite lacking a situation dire
Not one for a battle
Carroll left for Seattle
Now (pending investigation), USC finds itself in quite a mire

INFRACTIONS COUNT, READY?
ONE! TWO! WE WANT MOOOORE MISDEEDS!
OHSHIT OHSHIT
OHSHIT OHSHIT
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT (REGGIE)! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT (REGGIE)! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT (REGGIE)! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT (REGGIE)!
(I openly admit to breaking form for that last line)

08/25/2009 - 6:17pm "OMG we don't recruit

"OMG we don't recruit defensive players anymore!"
"we need more defensive players, or other teams will score!"
    "oh yea I have a dog,"
    "i should go tell mgoblog!"
These were staples of McFarlin's, they were his core

08/20/2009 - 11:13am This "Duke of Discharge" will

This "Duke of Discharge" will eventually be banned
Like a worthless employee, inevitably canned
    He's nothing but a troll
    His schtick isn't even droll
Nobody believes you have a wife - enjoy your hand

08/19/2009 - 1:48pm Illinois is looking to have a

Illinois is looking to have a tremendous year
But Big10 Champ? More like third with a tear
    MSU will crash again
    Iowa takes 4th in the Big10
But I admit: Juice's ninja hand-off, I still fear

08/19/2009 - 1:42pm Shaq runs a 40 like a Buckeye

Shaq runs a 40 like a Buckeye takes a test
That run was a joke, he seriously ran like a hot mess
    He is no sprinter
    I've seen better at 8mile and Dequindre
He should stay under the net - that's his nest

08/19/2009 - 1:32pm There once was an MGoUser

There once was an MGoUser whose verse
was perpetually in haiku, and somewhat terse.
    But the readers rejoiced
    And he earned many MGoPoints
And now I'm here to make it something perverse