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06/01/2018 - 1:58pm All this Drevo shade.

All this Drevo shade.

04/27/2018 - 12:39pm If the rumors about JBB at LT

If the rumors about JBB at LT are true, Shea is going to need every ounce of escapability he has.  Unless Warriner is the tackle whisperer.  Please be the tackle whisperer Ed!

04/14/2018 - 8:34pm This is some really mild

This is some really mild shade. If you stood in it, you’d still get a sunburn.

04/14/2018 - 8:34pm This is some really mild

This is some really mild shade. If you stood in it, you’d still get a sunburn.

03/28/2018 - 3:38pm I’ll take broken neck Wilton

I’ll take broken neck Wilton Speight over Brandon Pouters.

03/18/2018 - 12:18am What the fucking fuck

What the fucking fuck

03/18/2018 - 12:10am Why does livers play so mich.

Why does livers play so mich. he does nothing.

03/17/2018 - 10:22pm Duncan is unconscious. Just

Duncan is unconscious. Just feed him.

03/15/2018 - 12:35pm Tom Izzo's basement harbors

Tom Izzo's basement harbors dangerous violent criminals and is thus a threat to public safety.  Should I report it?

03/13/2018 - 2:59pm Sounds like the NCAA is also

Sounds like the NCAA is also at fault if Ole Miss hasn't received the waiver application from the NCAA yet.

03/03/2018 - 4:09pm That’s it for you Sparty. Go

That’s it for you Sparty. Go cry on the plane bitches.

03/02/2018 - 9:42pm Nice gamer, Harry.
Fuck

Nice gamer, Harry.

Fuck Sparty. Beating them in the tournament followed by them flaming out early in the NCAAs would be a nice little assist to the tailspain that athletic department is in right now.

02/23/2018 - 11:02am Would prefer Hamilton to

Would prefer Hamilton to leave. That guy seems completely useless.

02/18/2018 - 2:49pm Tate travels almost every

Tate travels almost every post play.

02/17/2018 - 1:22pm Yep. It’s definitely message

Yep. It’s definitely message board postings that keep the OL from picking up stunts.

02/10/2018 - 8:56pm Yep. Who would have known

Yep. Who would have known when Harbaugh was hired that he was so committed to mediocrity?

02/09/2018 - 7:58pm I guess Brian didn’t hear

I guess Brian didn’t hear about how the class has “quality depth,” which I suppose means players who may not be that great but at least are warm bodies at positions where warm bodies are a bit lacking.

02/08/2018 - 10:21am So? Higdon is decent, not

So? Higdon is decent, not great, and Evans is totally average. Unless your point with the Green and Walker examples is that this program, through two coaching staffs, can’t develop anyone so talent level doesn’t matter, which may be true.

02/07/2018 - 5:28pm That is wild hyperbole.  2016

That is wild hyperbole.  2016 UM would have gotten destroyed by Clemson or Bama.

02/07/2018 - 5:22pm How anyone could trust this

How anyone could trust this staff to coach up anyone on the offensive side of the ball is a mystery to me.

02/07/2018 - 10:41am Can’t blame him. Who on earth

Can’t blame him. Who on earth would want to play under this offensive staff if they had offers from any team in the top 30?

01/27/2018 - 12:40pm Of course not. Why would

Of course not. Why would anyone good want to come to this moribund program in a dying state?

01/26/2018 - 4:31pm Woah.  The football stuff is

Woah.  The football stuff is Baylor-esque.

01/26/2018 - 4:30pm Woah.  The football stuff is

Woah.  The football stuff is Baylor-esque.

01/25/2018 - 8:44pm Just goes to show, never

Just goes to show, never trust a Sparty.

Particularly around young girls.

01/20/2018 - 12:19am While Izzo is probably

While Izzo is probably untouchable, this circling the wagons around Simon isn’t going to work out well for MSU’s overall reputation.

01/19/2018 - 8:04pm I have a better idea!

Moar bagmen, moar money!

I agree with you though. We can’t compete with the elite programs in recruiting. Nobody outside the state of Michigan gives a shit about Michigan football.

01/18/2018 - 8:06am Might want to move that cage

i guess the bball court is just for shooting around and DPJ dunk practice.

01/13/2018 - 2:49pm Guess Mo’s ankle was ok.

Guess Mo’s ankle was ok.

01/09/2018 - 1:50pm Jalen Hurts could play

Jalen Hurts could play Cardinal Richelieu in a Spike Lee version of the three musketeers.

01/09/2018 - 8:55am Michigan has neither the

Michigan has neither the talent nor the coaching to even think about competing for a conference championship. A national title is just a sad joke.

01/04/2018 - 2:02pm This is legally required

This is legally required before suing a state entity in Arizona. Lol no its not extortion.

01/04/2018 - 2:00pm Seems like RichRod’s coaching

Seems like RichRod’s coaching ineptitude allowed UM to inadvertently dodge a bullet.

01/03/2018 - 11:09am Great! Now if we can just

Great! Now if we can just get an entirely new set of offensive players and coaches competing for a conference title is within the realm of the possible!

01/03/2018 - 12:12am One would hope that after

One would hope that after going 0-3 against OSU, 1-2 against MSU and getting outcoached at home this year Harbaugh wouldn’t need losing to a bad team in a bowl to be a kick in the balls.

One would hope, but of course Michigan football is where hope goes to die.

01/01/2018 - 11:47pm Why do people keep saying

Why do people keep saying “ton of young talent on offense”? The line is absolute shit. There is maybe one player (Ruiz) who is better than B10 replacement level. The RBs are average. The WRs have not shown anything special except for DPJ’s recruiting Starz, which apparently don’t help you catch easy passes in key situations. Peters is O’Korn 2.0 at worst, nothing special at best. The TEs are OK but there isn’t a Butt in the bunch. This team isn’t returning shit on offense.

01/01/2018 - 8:56pm This program should be

This program should be grateful it has any fans at all, given how bad it’s sucked for a decade and how often the team quits during games.

01/01/2018 - 8:50pm You’ll all be very happy to

You’ll all be very happy to know that I have also ruled out an NFL coaching position for next reason.

01/01/2018 - 7:30pm What does it mean to return a

What does it mean to return a bunch of starters and inept coaches from a dogshit team?  These guys couldn't get anything done this year, no reason to think they will next year either.

01/01/2018 - 4:58pm It seems a little far fetched

It seems a little far fetched to assume Patterson is all conference based on little more than recruiting ranking, that Solomon comes anywhere close to replacing Hurst, or that this staff that has shown absolutely no ability to develop anyone turns DPJ and Black into real threats and somehow turns this trash fire O-line into a passable unit.

01/01/2018 - 4:39pm Why will they look better

Why will they look better than this next year? Losing their best defensive player? Returning a bunch of mediocre players on offense? Next year will likel be no better than this year and a good chance it will be worse.

01/01/2018 - 3:58pm The fuck you talking about?

The fuck you talking about? Michigan getting outplayed, out coached, and generally not giving a shit is very much normal.

01/01/2018 - 12:16pm New Year. Same old shit.

New Year. Same old shit.

12/12/2017 - 11:15pm This was definitely a great

This was definitely a great night for all things blue.

12/07/2017 - 5:06pm I checked out Grant Newsome's

I checked out Grant Newsome's twitter the other day and was surprised at how mature and level-headed he is, esp. for a college kid.

11/25/2017 - 7:01pm “Better days are ahead.”
What

“Better days are ahead.”

What Michigan fans have been saying for 12 years.

11/24/2017 - 12:45pm Please don’t play Peters. OSU

Please don’t play Peters. OSU is likely to end his career.

11/24/2017 - 12:43pm Baumgardner’s is the rational

Baumgardner’s is the rational evidence-based take. We can just hope that football is weird and everything somehow breaks our way. Maybe Hurst and Hill have the games of their lives and we get multiple defensive scores. Sure would be nice to fuck their playoff hopes.

11/21/2017 - 1:19pm Being a fan of Michigan

Being a fan of Michigan football for 16 years, I learned that pessimism is the only rational outlook.  I wish I could share your optimism but watching this team generate hype and consistently disappoint year after year after year makes it impossible for me.

I don't doubt that the offense will be improved.  But I said we shouldn't expect it to be much better than 2015, when it was capable of blowing out bad teams but struggled against good ones.  So again, we'll have a team that is pretty good, but not good enough to beat OSU and likely to drop a few more games, especially with so many tough ones on the road.

11/21/2017 - 12:36pm I didn't say nobody would

I didn't say nobody would improve.  I said there should be some improvement.  But it would have to be a hell of a lot to turn the current shitshow into a good offense and I don't see why we should assume it will be that significant.  Certainly the development during the season doesn't give much hope.  DPJ is certainly better than early on when he was a total non-factor but he's far from on the verge of a breakout.  Who knows what we'll get from Black coming off an injury and who lost a season's worth of experience.  I just don't see a reason to think the offense will be better than 2015's.