|11/28/2017 - 3:25pm||OK, but Hoke's teams hung 40+||
OK, but Hoke's teams hung 40+ points against OSU twice, and were the world's most-agreed-upon 2 point conversion away from .500.
|10/13/2017 - 3:25pm||No, a team that joined the||
No, a team that joined the conference in 1993 isn't nearly on this level. Again, you're couching everything in conditionals and what-ifs. "Clearly appeared to have the better team" does not matter as much as the Just Wait crew would like. This is the fourth time Harbaugh has lost to a rival in five games. That needs to sting more. It's a results-based charting service.
|10/13/2017 - 11:02am||Yes, by definition, he is.||
In January 2015, if we had said "would you say going 1-4 against MSU & OSU would be defined as underperforming," we would have first laughed uproariously at the possibility, and then said of course, absolutely, that is underperforming. Definitively underperforming. How would you measure underperforming, we'd ask? A really shitty record against rivals would be at the top of the Family Feud boards.
Yes, we should have won two of those. No, we did not. Those don't count the same. MSU fans say "we're 8-2 over the last decade" and we adjust our monocles and say "well, you idiots, you absolute tools, Mo Hurst is among the top tackles in the country according to PFF and we have moderate run blocking improvement! Just you wait!"
Sure, let's keep waiting while rivalry games - which NECESSARILY matter more and BY DEFINITION disproportionately define success vs struggle - pile up the Ls. Keep waiting! We'll throw out of the Pepcat formation soon!
|10/09/2017 - 12:25pm||It is not “dirt stupid” to be||
It is not “dirt stupid” to be disproportionately upset that we can’t get it up for rivalries. Does OSU only worship Tressel because he won a MNC in 2002?
MSU bested the spread by double digits in their last 3 games vs Michigan, but let’s keep waiting patiently. We’re 4-17 vs. MSU & OSU since this year’s recruits started playing competitive football, so 5-16 wouldn’t have been much different, guys. Underperforming and getting outcoached in rivalries is in the DNA of the program now, but just hang on, guys. I’m sure we’ll pass out of the Pepcat formation soon.
|10/08/2017 - 12:02am||Because I want the world to||
Because I want the world to burn: Remember while you reflect on this chickenshit sludgefart that Hoke hung 40+ on OSU twice!
|08/08/2017 - 2:48pm||Signing in for the first time||
Signing in for the first time in forever just to nod approvingly at the recaps of dancing saga and how seriously I took its removal.
|09/09/2016 - 12:13pm||"Houston's better" because||
"Houston's better" because they scored. Notre Dame did not. It was factually correct! That was such a great game.
|09/02/2016 - 10:55pm||Just catch the damn goalpost||
Just catch the damn goalpost toss vs OSU - which last year's drum major did not do.
|09/02/2016 - 3:17pm||Six to midnight.||
Six to midnight.
|08/29/2016 - 11:10am||Play. Fight. Win. Please.||
Play. Fight. Win. Please.
|12/23/2015 - 11:32am||Thank you, gentlemen.||
Thank you, gentlemen.
|11/27/2015 - 11:46am||Play. Fight. Win. Please.||
Play. Fight. Win. Please. http://mgoblog.com/content/eleven-swans
|10/27/2015 - 3:38pm||Sounds like this was a||
Sounds like this was a comfortable and confident vict-- *throws up blood*
|10/15/2015 - 5:54pm||Breaston||
As fast as Chesson? Breaston wasn't even as fast as Tyler Ecker, according to Tyler Ecker!
|10/08/2015 - 6:01pm||Not this year, my||
Not this year, my sultry-voiced syphilitic friend. Though Prog certainly has its unique charms that we 31-year-old dads don't experience anymore, it would just take too much time away from my family on this brief trip.
|10/08/2015 - 3:33pm||Except you get to play The||
Except you get to play The Victors on the field in Michigan Stadium again, with absolutely none of the other responsibilities.
|10/08/2015 - 3:32pm||I'll be there, man. I||
I'll be there, man. I graduated in 2006 and played with the alumni band almost each year since. Last year was the first time since 1992 I wasn't at Homecoming and it killed me. I wanna go back, I gotta go back!
|10/04/2015 - 4:20pm||God I miss Thano's deep dish Sicilian.||
God I miss Thano's deep dish Sicilian.
|09/29/2015 - 3:26pm||Pouring one out for RBUAS.||
Pouring one out for RBUAS.
|09/10/2015 - 12:31am||Yeah, this is, without||
Yeah, this is, without exaggeration, the worst pregame in decades, so maybe pick literally any other one as a favorite.
|09/08/2015 - 11:26pm||I love old MMB recordings. A||
I love old MMB recordings. A few years ago, I worked with an old MMB alumnus from 1950-1952, compiling his stills, recordings, and personal recorded notes into a video slide show.
The first few minutes of the video, shots from the Dartmouth game, are online here:
Note in the recordings how Varsity nearly doubles in tempo over the course of a decade. In the 50s it was like a secondary, weaponized fight song. So great.
Some of his stills are available here: https://www.facebook.com/jbrons/media_set?set=a.525460865073.2215730.22…
Somewhere on a FireWire hard drive I have the finished slideshow...
|08/27/2015 - 12:26pm||A Saturday Tradition also has||
A Saturday Tradition also has Varsity on it, making it truly a masterpiece.
|01/08/2015 - 11:58am||As badly as I wanted Hoke||
As badly as I wanted Hoke gone, I'll always tip my cap to how his teams played vs. OSU. 40 points twice, with never more than a 1 point difference at halftime, and last year's tremendous going-for-2 call.
|12/30/2014 - 11:32am||Johnny's and Brian's forays||
Johnny's and Brian's forays into Feelingsball in 2005 changed the way I viewed sports, felt about sports, and felt AT sports (to paraphrase Stephen Colbert). It's crazy that it's been a full decade and we're introducing new generations of MGoFans to RBUAS.
Read up on the classics. This was after the same game as Brian's The New Math post.
Last year I was in Connecticut for a wedding and jokingly tweeted that I hoped I'd run into Johnny so I could buy him a beer to thank him. He enthusiastically replied and was totally up for it. We couldn't find time to make it work but I, as a passionate consumer of feelingsball almost as an essential ingredient in fandom these days, owe him at least as much.
I mean, goddamn.
|12/29/2014 - 12:21pm||Brian's subtle but important||
Brian's subtle but important wording in this post notes that Stanford beating USC in 2007 was indeed the greatest upset in history. It's technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
|11/19/2014 - 11:25am||Does this post mark a shift||
Does this post mark a shift in no longer referring to Spencer as Orson? I'd hoped you'd hang on to that and it'd just be a charmingly dated term, like "davenport" or "icebox" or "billfold."
|08/30/2014 - 11:01pm||Small sample size, of course,||
Small sample size, of course, but today in his first game at WMU, they rushed for 250 yards. I'm excited to see his career progress.
|08/29/2014 - 4:45pm||Play. Fight. Win. Please.||
Play. Fight. Win. Please.
|08/29/2014 - 10:35am||What happened last time we||
What happened last time we mocked them for perceived incompetence? If we continue to mock their school ads, next thing we know, the first manned mission to Mars will be five ASU grads.
|08/29/2014 - 10:20am||There's an old saying in||
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
|08/27/2014 - 3:15pm||From Wikipedia on Dr.||
From Wikipedia on Dr. Revelli, which reads like a collection of Bill Brasky stories:
"In the 1930s, General Motors divisions, Buick and Chevrolet, paid for the band to travel to away games. In a show of appreciation, Revelli had the band line up in a “Buck – I” formation at the 1938 Ohio State game. Then, while playing Buick’s theme song, the letter "I" moved between the "u" and the "c" in "Buck" spelling out "Buick." The next morning, athletic director Fielding H. Yost reportedly called Revelli at his home at 2:00 a.m. and said: "Young man, never do that again!” Yost did not approve of the injection of commercial advertising onto the college football field."
|08/12/2014 - 10:41am||I love that this was alread||
I love that this was alread posted - these were the photos I used when arguing against this same idea on the UMStudents livejournal community in 2005.
|08/06/2014 - 11:08am||I'd love to take you up on||
I'd love to take you up on this, but with two family weddings in September and spending Christmas in MI too, I just can't manage another flight this year. I'll be at the Utah game though!
|08/06/2014 - 11:02am||My first memories of anything||
My first memories of anything game-related were in 1994. Seth Smith's 100 yard KO return in 1994 was RIGHT. AT. ME. and I was out of breath from yelling when he finally reached the end zone. Also, I painted my face for this game, but accidentally used poster paint. My face was frozen in place with a maize and blue crust and it hurt to open my mouth.
The first game I actually attended was Homecoming, 1992. Michigan beat Minnesota 63-13. I remember accompanying my aunt in the alumni band on her march to the stadium more than anything about the game.
I've been at every Homecoming since, including several in the alumni band now. I moved to Seattle this spring and it's killing me to know that I'll miss it this year for the first time in 23 years.
|02/13/2014 - 9:33am||Oops, forgot him and Drake||
Oops, forgot him and Drake Johnson. That's eight. Eight ACL tears!
|02/13/2014 - 9:29am||So that's six ACL tears in||
So that's six ACL tears in the last 17 months: Countess, Wormley, Ryan, Bellomy, Pipkins, Butt. Is this a strength & conditioning concern yet? (I have zero knowledge on the subject, so it may just be the availability heuristic in play.)
|12/19/2013 - 10:47am||Worth noting that the canned||
Worth noting that the canned version of "The Victors" played was from the "A Saturday Tradition" CD that came out twenty years ago.
|12/16/2013 - 4:45pm||Please tell me you actually||
Please tell me you actually communicate using old-fashioned, red and blue AOL Instant Messenger chats.
|11/13/2013 - 7:44pm||Chris Farah is a Michigan fan||
Chris Farah is a Michigan fan and an mgoblog reader. If you haven't seen "Answer This!", the movie he and his brother Mike produced with actor/professor Ralph Williams, definitely check it out. If you've been a longtime mgoblog fan you'll be rewarded with an obvious and appropriate mgoreference in the soundtrack.
|11/01/2013 - 10:53am||I'll be there, man.||
I'll be there for the 6th straight time (first 2 were with the MMB). We tailgate in the Farm Lane lot and take the busses up to the stadium, and we've never had an issue. Maybe because the lot is far enough away that the tailgaters are a little less intense. Waiting right outside the stadium in line for the bus sucks, but it's been fine. If you get to the stadium about an hour early, go to the north entrance to watch the MMB parade in.
|09/27/2013 - 12:43pm||The new renovations are||
The new renovations are jaw-droppingly gorgeous. With ArtPrize going on though, all downtown bar venues are extremely busy in on weekend evenings.
|04/04/2013 - 12:17pm||Save As Draft!||
This is worse than listing Appalachian State as "functional DNP" on the season preview.
|03/22/2013 - 1:25pm||Air Georgia||
We've been in the big game business since 2004.
Then in comes Big Game Hunter, known as a Big Game Hunter, shoot three-pointers like his name's Lindsey Hunter.
|12/18/2012 - 11:54am||Fire David Brandon.
Fire David Brandon.
The most iconic look in all of sports has been changed for no reason other than to maximize profits.
(Serious question: Where do the Legends patches fit?)
|09/25/2012 - 11:18am||Good.||
To Hell with Notre Dame.
|09/16/2012 - 5:50pm||Clarify?||
ND site says White Field parking is $25 per car, not $40
Don't take the shuttle - 1.2 miles is not long and the campus is beautiful.
|06/18/2012 - 3:06pm||Is Johnny from RBUAS in this||
Is Johnny from RBUAS in this one?
|04/24/2012 - 1:35pm||This will always be a mar on||
This will always be a mar on Brandon's legacy and its resolution is not something for which I'm grateful to him.
"MMB Members and Staff:
|04/19/2012 - 4:06pm||It's certainly possible he's||
It's certainly possible he's holding out until a donor steps up, but "I'm going to do something shitty unless someone pays me otherwise" is not a great way to run an athletic department in the long term.
|04/19/2012 - 3:52pm||I suggested #MMBtoDallas as||
I suggested #MMBtoDallas as the hashtag. Someone tape it to the door of Ann Arbor Torch & Pitchfork.