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07/16/2018 - 12:35am What did the blanket say…

What did the blanket say when it fell out of bed?



Oh sheet!

07/16/2018 - 12:33am I don't get it.

I don't get it.

07/15/2018 - 8:31pm Tubby’s taco sub with hot…

Tubby’s taco sub with hot peppers. Heaven.

07/15/2018 - 5:02pm We sure got the better of…

We sure got the better of that deal!

07/15/2018 - 2:25pm Um...



07/15/2018 - 2:16pm Vive la France!

Vive la France!

07/15/2018 - 12:56pm Thanks for taking up my…

Thanks for taking up my entire screen with your screed!

07/15/2018 - 9:30am The television says he didn…

The television says he didn't go to Jared.

07/15/2018 - 9:20am Thanks for the suggestions,…

Thanks for the suggestions, everyone! 

To a successful quest!

07/15/2018 - 1:12am Costco beer. And I have a…

Costco beer. And I have a sneaking suspicion the Kirkland vodka is just Grey Goose relabeled.

07/15/2018 - 12:48am Every kiss begins with Kay.

Every kiss begins with Kay.

07/14/2018 - 9:13pm I concur with the gas grill…

I concur with the gas grill line. It's nice to never run short on propane. My other much appreciated creature comforts in the current house, built in '98, are gas fireplaces (basement and main floor), a garbage disposal, and a ceiling fan in the master bedroom. Our old house (built in 1865 and renovated in 1980) had none of those things. 

07/14/2018 - 3:30pm It's nice not to watch the…

It's nice not to watch the Citrus Bowl vs. Florida for the billionth time. Did something change recently, giving them rights to these particular broadcasts? Or is there a standard 15-year embargo?

07/14/2018 - 3:21pm #DakichEffect


07/14/2018 - 1:21pm I'm not anti-corporations, I…

I'm not anti-corporations, I'm just saying that there is a collective failure of will. Governmental impotence, which you rightly ascribe to both parties, means the private sector has to fill the void. But there aren't enough good actors around to address the widespread decline of our infrastructure. Add in a healthy dose of environmental hostlity, and you get observations like the OP's.

07/14/2018 - 12:47pm Privatization at work…

Privatization at work. Government has abdicated all responsibility to those organizations that choose to ""adopt" a stretch of highway. The fact that so much of the roadways is thus neglected gives you insight into just how many responsible, socially invested corporate citizens exist.

Also, criminals.

07/14/2018 - 10:58am And speaking of JV,…

And speaking of JV, apparently he and Kate are expecting their first child.

Congratulations to them!

07/14/2018 - 10:34am I deliberately omitted the…

I deliberately omitted the golf in Scotland today.

07/14/2018 - 10:33am And just like that Joker…

And just like that Joker breaks for the final. Serena v. Kerber up next.

07/14/2018 - 12:19am Beat Nebraska. And make sure…

Beat Nebraska. And make sure he tries coneys.

07/13/2018 - 11:32pm 1. J.R. Ewing

2. Dan…

1. J.R. Ewing

2. Dan Fielding

3. Q

4. Niles Crane, Frasier Crane (tie)

5. Alex P. Keaton

6. Archie Bunker

7. George Jefferson

8. Stan Beeman

9. Lowell Mather

10. Al Borland

07/13/2018 - 8:59pm Gallo Burgundy. Nothing but…

Gallo Burgundy. Nothing but top-shelf stuff for this guy.

07/13/2018 - 7:04pm If your AG is currently…

If your AG is currently under FBI investigation, you won't find him to be much help.

07/13/2018 - 6:59pm I keep an ICE van in the…

I keep an ICE van in the driveway to keep them motivated.

07/13/2018 - 6:56pm If they are recovering…

If they are recovering alcoholics, make it two cases.

07/13/2018 - 1:24pm 50!!


07/13/2018 - 1:24pm (No subject)


07/13/2018 - 1:05pm I'm willing to trade…

I'm willing to trade indictments for upvotes!

07/13/2018 - 10:29am I need tix for the Europe…

I need tix for the Europe/Asia show.

07/13/2018 - 10:23am Can we please stop... with…

Can we please stop... with the inflammatory tennis remarks?

07/13/2018 - 9:38am Since the 49-10 thrashing in…

Since the 49-10 thrashing in 2016, Michigan is 14-8, and PSU is 20-3.

James Franklin is a Golden God.

07/13/2018 - 9:27am This board is a meritocracy,…

This board is a meritocracy, Jan. Deal with it.

07/13/2018 - 9:12am Dennis? Disappeared? Camping…

Dennis? Disappeared? Camping trip? Uh oh.

07/13/2018 - 9:09am (No subject)


07/12/2018 - 11:18pm Go on...

Go on...

07/12/2018 - 10:53pm The feeling is mutual.

The feeling is mutual.

07/12/2018 - 10:41pm Shut up, Jan

Shut up, Jan

07/12/2018 - 10:23pm It's a bad place to leave.

It's a bad place to leave.

07/12/2018 - 10:20pm I've heard good things.

I've heard good things.

07/12/2018 - 8:32pm Ruined like a fox, or bear.

Ruined like a fox, or bear.

07/12/2018 - 8:25pm We have better things to do.

We have better things to do.

07/11/2018 - 10:15pm Well if he goes to BC or…

Well if he goes to BC or Navy, he's virtually guaranteed to go 4-0 versus Notre Dame.

07/10/2018 - 10:22pm One of the most underrated…

One of the most underrated Wolverines (and Rams) of all time.

07/10/2018 - 10:17pm "Teacher, my shoes are…

"Teacher, my shoes are making noise."

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal. Or a caterpillar."

"This tastes like Grandma."

07/10/2018 - 10:13pm Yes, the big news is we'll…

Yes, the big news is we'll be able to vote on threads again!

07/10/2018 - 2:24pm Getting the band back…

Getting the band back together!

07/10/2018 - 12:32pm Fine people.

Fine people.

07/10/2018 - 12:29pm Maybe Brandy was holding…

Maybe Brandy was holding them back. Super Bowl, here we come!

07/10/2018 - 12:21pm I hope so.

I like driving…

I hope so.

I like driving cars better, and I cover a three-state territory for work, which means plenty of windshield time. 

My next car will definitely be a Buick if GM does in fact kill the Impala.

07/10/2018 - 11:30am Now I'm confused. Dayne did…

Now I'm confused. Dayne did win the Heisman.