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02/03/2012 - 9:51am here here

or is it hear hear?  whichever.  i agree. 

 

#rememberthefive

 

02/02/2012 - 10:24am i am trying to remember who was in the commercial who is gone...

I think th eonly ones still in their jobs are ferenz, hope (for now), dantonio, bielima and fitzzgerald.  gone:  RR, Brewster, Tressel, Joe Pa (cooome to pennn staaate), indiana guy, zook.

01/23/2012 - 4:30pm don't even joke

that song ruled.  Billy SIms rookie year opened 5-0, Jimmy Spiderman Allen, number one draft pick from ND, no?  That was the theme song of my sixth grade.

01/23/2012 - 4:28pm those chicks look familiar

Those women look like the hookers missing from Dallas since 1982/  And Bottom Left dude looks like Jeff Fisher on meth.  MAybe that is Jeff Fisher getting his game face on for his St Louis gig.

01/18/2012 - 9:03am allegedly

allegedly homie.  CRAIG JAMES allegedly KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  Urban Meyer's whereabouts at that time is also unaccounted for.

01/15/2012 - 6:33pm for starters

for starters you can ask where was urban in 1982 and was he in Dallas hanging out with craig james.  i would hate to blame CRAIG JAMES FOR HAVING KILLED FIVE HOOKERS if it was really URBAN MEYER WHO KILLED FIVE HOOKERS

 

01/03/2012 - 3:33pm Oregons Chrome was so dope

Oregons chrome was so dope i would not mind seeing UM do the two-toned chrome for its Brandon Traditionfest alternate uni's next year. 

12/30/2011 - 3:37pm Neither have I

Neither have i seen any evidence that DEREK DOOLEY HAS SEX WITH PIGS so i too will wihthhold judgmnent.   But Craig James on the other hand allegedly KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU and accordingly is running for the Senate.

12/30/2011 - 2:41pm What about Danny O Brien?

Does this make him think twice about his UT commitment?  baggett gone, arnett getting screwed, any chance Danny makes a change, hopefully not to sparty?

12/30/2011 - 9:45am dude please.

the slams are well deserved.  the girls at michigan are either untouchable goddesses (there are four or five every given year) or look like men.  unlike RCMB and golden bobcat U where there are tons of totally bangable chicks.  and down here in SEC country the scale is off the charts.  sorry.

12/30/2011 - 9:39am touche

if i had enough you know whats i would click something that gave you more you know whats on this.  maybe its just cuz i grew up at 910 dewey.  you know, burns park, tappan, the whole deal. 

12/27/2011 - 8:21pm hate to say it

but they are so sweet it hurts me

12/21/2011 - 4:10pm Colors, colors, colors, colors....

"Let's walk down and fuck them all."

12/21/2011 - 10:22am Is Craig Jame's taking the heat for Urban?

I mean, where as Urban could it be the URBAN MEYER allegedly KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU?

12/20/2011 - 2:17pm #schadenfruede

Where are the Schadenfruede links?  I want Schadenfruede and I want it now!

12/06/2011 - 8:57pm i hate myself for it too

but i can't help myself - i want him so bad.  no homo.

12/06/2011 - 8:55pm it really was

i was just thinking to myself how awesome this installment was.  it was a great news day for brian he had so much to work with i was just waiting for this to come out and it was so awesome i can't stand it. 

12/06/2011 - 8:51pm delayed reaction department

OK it's like two days later and this is still cracking me up.  "You are in the wrong place mister."  I have literally been mumbling it to myself for two days now:  "tired of sparty shazenfrued? can't stand it anymore?  wrong place mister."  I was just now taking the trash out carrying a 40 lb plastic bag and singing "tired of sparty shatenfrued?  can't stand it anymore?  wrong place mister."  you are special brian and not in a short bus kind of way.  rasta.

12/05/2011 - 1:27pm no f-way

i married a chick from owosso. one of the brazil sisters.  the internet is so small.

11/30/2011 - 5:48pm dude that is so freakanomic

Stats prove everything ask the freakanomic dude

11/30/2011 - 5:33pm hear hear

or is it here here? whichever.  like, totally.

11/21/2011 - 9:41pm i have to disagree re Illiniois last year

i just watched it again myself and it reminded me of why denard is so awesome.  that was the last game denard was denard.  watch it again.  he wuz da bomb.

11/18/2011 - 2:07pm oops double post

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11/18/2011 - 2:05pm He's not that good and should not be feared

He is no better a recruiter than anyone else at Florida was and his record of success without Tim Tebow (at FL) is less than stellar.  ANyone OSU gets will be able to recruit well there, and there are lots of better game day coaches out there than Meyer.  Good coach, reputation far exceeds his abilities. 

11/17/2011 - 2:13pm i hear you g

but i wrote it in the first person, so unless you are using the royal "we" you all have to determine nothing regarding the consistency of my dumb assery.  i am merely thanking the mathlete for providing the methodology for me to determine the percentages - the question marks were of course rhetorical.  but your condescension is duly noted.  cheers.

11/17/2011 - 8:57am this is so dope

i've begun to run my life by asking what would the mathlete do to my percentages if i do something or other.  like, what does clicking "confirm friend" with an old girlfirend on facebook do to the odds of my marriage not crumbling? Minuus 6.2%  Is she's hot?  Minus 14.8%?  What does taking these shrooms do to the odds of me waking up in jail?  Plus 62%?  Thank you mathlete for changing my life.  Knowledge is power.

11/15/2011 - 1:35pm it just makes me wonder

where the hell craig james fits in all this.  dead hookers in lubbock and now this in state college.  the man could sure cover some ground, and not just on the gridiron.

11/15/2011 - 1:32pm better watch that age of consent

You also can't be older than a certain age in most states to take advantage of 16 year old consenter.  i.e., a 16 yr old can't give consent to someone older than 25 or so in most states.  I am told.  This is not the voice of experience talking. I have no reason to know this stuff personally.  Really.

11/09/2011 - 2:38pm thanks in advance

thanks in advance to you and to Ace as well who i am counting on not to jinx us again by saying something like "I just can't see us losing to Iowa"

 

11/09/2011 - 9:52am i can't imagine JoePa taking a visiting field

...ever again.  Ever.  Can you imagine his reception in Columbus?  If I am a PSU admin, him taking the field to wild cheering and support would be just as crushingly humiliating - i'd be embarrassed by all the non-parents in the student section screaming we love you joe.  I just don't see how he ever ever takes the field again. 

11/08/2011 - 1:27pm torin dorn and eric ball for starters

torin dorn played at southfield lathrup played with raiders, eric ball with ypsi high played at UCLA and then bengals, and way back max something or other who played for the jets in SB III played at AA Pi Hi.  Brian Vooletich played RB and then went on the play for Perles at MSU.  That's all i can think of off the top of my head.

11/08/2011 - 1:24pm when i played at pioneer

when i played at pioneer we had the awesome plain white helmets and single purple stripe like penn state that was so dope....oh wait, that's not cool anymore.  thank joe pa.

11/07/2011 - 2:13pm no homo

but you and i were meant to be together

11/07/2011 - 2:10pm THEY ARE

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE ... AND WE LET EM OF THE HOOK!! (Storms off in a huff)

10/26/2011 - 3:47pm repeat sorry

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10/26/2011 - 3:46pm stop jinxing us numbnuts

putting that in writing is like, bad ju ju.  like the guy who wrote to adam rittenburg two months ago about how iowa should stop playing iowa state anymore because it't not even a rivalry anymore.

10/26/2011 - 3:43pm trudat homie

and is the reason the great black hole on both lines coming up should not result in anything less than 9-3. 

10/14/2011 - 10:16am (No subject)

10/14/2011 - 10:15am ozone rules apply

ozone rules apply to this game - must be under the influence of no  less than three mood altering substances.  for most of the UM alum that means rocking the merlot vicoden xanax buzz but for those of us who got in for reasons other than high school academic excellence that would be the volcano vaporizer/miller light/mushroom concoction.   

10/14/2011 - 9:57am i remember that...

it was like every time they had a big third down and four williams would take duckett out and give the UM defense a chance.  i agree - lesuer and co. gave them that game much earlier in the game.  the ending hurt but we deserved it. 

10/14/2011 - 9:57am i remember that...

it was like every time they had a big third down and four williams would take duckett out and give the UM defense a chance.  i agree - lesuer and co. gave them that game much earlier in the game.  the ending hurt but we deserved it. 

10/12/2011 - 12:40pm stress eating

way to work the urban dictionary word of the day into your post.  nice work.

09/30/2011 - 9:43am craig james should mediate

craig james should mediate this dispute.  he knows what is best for us.

09/30/2011 - 9:36am Philistine...

Is a proper noun so you should capitalize it unless you like people thinking you went to tosu and are trolling.

09/29/2011 - 12:23pm man i thought the article was done...

man i thought the article was done and then i saw "more after the jump" and was all like, hell yes, i am so glad that douche who posted yesterday he wants less mgoblog becasue of info overload did not get his way. more after the jump indeed - after the jump came the cross species reference and if douche had gotten his way i never would have seen Ace's masterspecie. thanks ace.

09/29/2011 - 9:27am i'd rather they open the big house during an away game

i'd rather they open the big house during an away game and show the game on the megatron screen like red wing away playoff games in joe louis. waaay bettter than a wedding or slippery rock. besides, when i was a kid they let slippery rock play an opening game when we were at wisconsin and i think we lost that game. slippery rock bad ju ju.

09/27/2011 - 4:51pm Seriously?

When was the last time we lost to Urban Meyer?  Never?  tOSU can have him.  He don't scare Hillbilly Jihad.

09/20/2011 - 4:35pm i think too generous as well

giving us a a B seems ridiculous considering i watched that D get gashed by everyone they've played and the offense being pathetic excpet for four jump balls.  i may be a glass half empty kind of guy, but if i was this UM team bringing home a progress report with a C i would be thrilled.  if this team is not dramatically improved by saturday they will take a collar.  truth.

09/02/2011 - 2:40pm 666

antichrist dibs

09/02/2011 - 2:13pm i object....

I saw them line up in the 3-3-5 on third and goal from the 2 v PSU. I saw it happen and right then and there I no longer had any excuses for GERG. I got up and de-friended RichRod on Facebook immediately and would have de-friended GERG if i had him as a friend. i would have posted somehting on his wall first though. So GERG DID make us suck...worse than we would have sucked if anyone else had been DC. I want GERG dead. I want his family dead. I want his house burned to the ground. I want salt poured on the ground so nothing will ever grow there again. King Kong aint got nothin on me.