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09/24/2015 - 8:06pm (No subject)

09/07/2015 - 2:57pm And no thanks to the QB!

And no thanks to the QB!

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08/25/2015 - 3:10pm "Regular" UNC degree?  There

"Regular" UNC degree?  There were entire sham departments.  There are no reputable UNC degrees until the situation is rectified.  Anyone "touting" a UNC degree is an idiot.

08/25/2015 - 3:08pm He didn't play, he sat on the

He didn't play, he sat on the bench in an era without player limits.  And Mary Sue is a demonstrated drunk idiot who had an extremely poor tenure at UM.

08/25/2015 - 12:07pm Someday, people who speak ill

Someday, people who speak ill of polygamists will be looked back upon and viewed with the same contempt as those who oppose gay marriage.  Consenting adults have the right to do as they choose, without fearing Judeo-Chrstian traditionalists who wish to act as society's moral police.  If they are happy, why discriminate against them?  

08/22/2015 - 2:01pm Rich wasn't a Michigan Man

Rich wasn't a Michigan Man and he demonstrated that very effectively by refusing to follow traditions and not learning The Victors.

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08/18/2015 - 4:01pm Ann Arbor didn't make the

Ann Arbor didn't make the list?

08/12/2015 - 11:21am Let's not forget the

Let's not forget the continued infringement on the 2nd Amendment.  They will keep trying to take citizens' one tool for defense to leave us completely powerless.  

08/12/2015 - 11:19am Cops are a bunch of scrubs

Cops are a bunch of scrubs who couldn't hack it in the military and now want to play soldier on America's streets.

08/10/2015 - 1:49pm If that's true, we're in deep

If that's true, we're in deep shit.  Morris wasn't even a viable backup last year, looked like a JV player playing varisty for the first time.

08/02/2015 - 6:34pm I'm not going there until

I'm not going there until they change that racist name. "Cracker"... With Germanic food... In mostly rural areas? Really??

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08/01/2015 - 8:16pm You know what is a heck of a

You know what is a heck of a lot more fun that sitting on your chubby little tushies playing video game football games in your basements?

Actually playing football.

 

07/30/2015 - 11:56am I just Google'd The Onion and

I just Google'd The Onion and it isn't even a real news website.  It's comedy.  Just like John Steward and that conservative charicture they have - people can't even watch news that isn't sugar-coated and given to them in bite sized pieces.

07/30/2015 - 11:46am Great, just what is country

Great, just what is country needs, video games on the computer now.  No wonder participation in real sports like football is dwindling, the kids would have to leave the basements and Fritos for a few hours.  At least there won't be a shortage of offensive linemen!

07/30/2015 - 11:40am Well the band had better be

Well the band had better be skewered like those fraternity boys down in Texas.  And this was a school-sanctioned organization, no less!  Do they not have coaches?

07/30/2015 - 11:37am I'm not sure if I'd swallow

I'm not sure if I'd swallow that story hook, line, and sinker.  Seems to fit the left-wing media's anti-hunting agenda a little too well.

07/27/2015 - 5:57pm The wife's "People" says he

The wife's "People" says he is a fat again.  Thank God.  That little bugger was strange when he wasn't fat.

07/26/2015 - 1:39pm We've been "rebuilding" since

We've been "rebuilding" since 2008.  This team has had enough uncompromised support.  No excuses.  Just perform.  Nearly a decade of mediocrity does not warrant patience.  Play and stay or leave.  The easiest schedule in decades and you want us to be patient?  All that matters is winning at this point.  I'm sick of this team being a national laughing stock and the players should be too.

07/26/2015 - 1:30pm If the boys NEED bulletin

If the boys NEED bulletin board material, especially for a game like Utah, they should NOT be putting on Michigan uniforms.Exactly how far do you think this program has fallen?  

07/24/2015 - 9:33pm Sounds like his wife. She's a

Sounds like his wife. She's a known jersey chaser and cheats on him constantly.

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07/24/2015 - 4:53pm And I would recommend all you

And I would recommend all you drug users and abusers go huff some gasoline and paint!

07/24/2015 - 4:51pm Probably because that little

Probably because Dave Brandon has a wee-man and only uses the bathroom sitting down like a little girl.  Let men be men.  The lines are twice as long now that these damn liberal health and safety regulations have gone into place.  A bunch of hooey if you ask me.  I never got sick through decades of using the troughs!

07/24/2015 - 4:45pm Excuse me for not wanting

Excuse me for not wanting someone who has to buy two airplane seats to be standing in front of me the entire game.  Some true Michigan fans, mostly alumni, don't have the physical ability to stand for 3+ hours.  And don't kid yourself!  Standing up and yelling like a damn ruffian isn't helping the team.  That sort of behavior only serves to make the University look like it endorses a bunch of rowdy hooligans causing havoc in the stands.  You can root on the team while also acting like adults!

07/24/2015 - 4:39pm My fraternity borthers used

My fraternity brothers used to have quite a different and more offensive use for the term "split M" a few years back!

07/24/2015 - 8:53am Oh wonderful, the Walverines

Oh wonderful, the Walverines have off today just like every other day of their miserable lives.  Go to stupid schools, receive stupid comments.  Try harder next time bud.

07/24/2015 - 8:49am Just threw in Riley Cooper so

Just threw in Riley Cooper so as not to seem racist, "Bambi"?  You do know he was also selected in the MLB draft, correct?  But just wanted to distance yourself from calling only black players "dumb", correct?  You're the racist here.

07/23/2015 - 6:14pm Maybe, but why does he have that Jew necklace on???

Maybe, but why does he have that Jew necklace on???

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07/22/2015 - 11:30am There are enough movies out

There are enough movies out there with steroids abusing stars without a personality. Daniel Craig is another one of the same. Might as well have taken the bald driving man from those Transporting movies.

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07/21/2015 - 3:41pm You're a Ruskie?

You're a Ruskie?

07/21/2015 - 3:37pm "Hillsdale

"Hillsdale College"...............

07/21/2015 - 3:31pm So, we're all guessing that

So, we're all guessing that means you "met" his sister?

07/21/2015 - 3:22pm You must not go to Starbucks

You must not go to Starbucks very often.  That guy with the horseshoe shoved into his earlobe?  Swarthmore grad, '11.  

07/21/2015 - 3:21pm Apparently the ability to

Apparently the ability to give a bare handed old fashioned to a steed isn't looked upon as favorably as it used to be.  

Just remember when someone tells you they went to MSU, "You can create 100 top rate packaging designs, but jerk off one cow, and you'll always be known as a cow fucker."

07/18/2015 - 9:57am  




Vs.


 
Which school's

 

Vs.

 

Which school's celebrity fans would YOU want to be wearing your gear?  

Michigan reeks of class.  Michigan State reeks of ass.

07/17/2015 - 10:18pm Why can't I have a wife and a

Why can't I have a wife and a mistress?

Because I can't afford both!

Same logic applies.  

07/17/2015 - 10:13pm Periods aren't just for

Periods aren't just for women.  

Just letting you know.  

A little sentence structure helps with comprehensibility and strengthens your argument.

07/17/2015 - 10:02pm You know what?  Maybe that's

You know what?  Maybe that's not such a bad idea.  When my kids brought home B's and weren't performing, I can guarantee you they were NOT out gallivanting around town at all hours of the night.  They were working to do better.  And until they did, they weren't going to be out fraternizing and carrying on.

5-7 is an F grade in my book.  What responsible parent or coach would reward that type of performance?  The offensive line was getting pushed around like shopping cart by a homeless man last year.  They should be hitting the gym and their playbooks, not hitting on women and boozing.

07/17/2015 - 9:56pm If that's the case, food > 40

If that's the case, food > 40 inch Plasma super-duper computer screen.  No college student needs that stuff.  He can take it down to the CIrcuit City and sell it back to them if he can't afford to eat.

07/17/2015 - 9:38pm Most people don't spout off

Most people don't spout off to the world and expect no repercussions for their statements.  So far, the only time I've heard his name while he's been in a Michigan uniform is making statements on Twitter.  And not good ones.  Remember the only time he's been in the news as a Wolverine?

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/eye-on-college-football/251969…

Calls himself a damn indentured servant.  Can't afford to eat.  First meal of the day - at 8 PM - is noodles?  Just wants to keep his fridge and cabinets full so he can eat.  

Well his desk sure isn't empty! https://twitter.com/JabrillPeppers/status/566817500722388992 Maybe he needs to get off the Twitter, onto the football field, and into the classroom to learn how to budget!

07/17/2015 - 9:31pm Well, now remember, he

Well, now remember, he doesn't have enough money to eat.  Spent all that scholarship money on those stereo systems and big computer.  

07/17/2015 - 9:24pm An old fashioned with Knob

An old fashioned with Knob Creek.

07/17/2015 - 9:14pm You can support someone by

You can support someone by telling them they need to straighten up and do better.  Not every deserves one of these participation trophies and an "atta boy!" every time they set foot on the field.  Sometimes you've gotta say, "Son, you played like shit today.  Do better."

07/17/2015 - 9:10pm Sorry if some of the older

Sorry if some of the older fans actually remember when Michigan WON.  5-7 is NOT ACCEPTABLE.  These aren't little kids playing fucking teeball.  They are getting an education and scholarships worth upwards of $50K a year plus every other imaginable benefit.  This team needs to grow up quick.  If they don't expect to be booed for that lousy season, when do they expect it?  Do they expect to walk through life on rainbows with fans lauding their every move?  It's not high school ball anymore.  This matters.  The goddamn highlight of the season was beating an unranked, terrible Penn State team at home... barely.  Wins vs. Appalachian State, Miami of Ohio,  Indiana and that piss-poor performance at NW?  And they don't expect fans to be upset?  That team wouldn't have even been good in the MAC!  And coaching isn't EVERYTHING.  The team just couldn't goddamn PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL.

07/17/2015 - 9:03pm This generation is the "LOOK

This generation is the "LOOK AT ME" generation of self-centered narcists.  I miss the days when the guys on the team just quietly went about their business AND WON.  Nowadays, if they can't put it on Twitter or Intstantgram, it's not even worth doing or saying.  Have you seen what some of these guys are saying IN PUBLIC on Twitter while representing the University?  Coach Harbaugh should consider banning that damn thing.  Tell them to get their eyes off their phones and onto the field.  

07/14/2015 - 8:55pm Ugh, corn ethanol is so

Ugh, corn ethanol is so inefficient.  Remember when that was "The Next Big Thing" and on the cover of every national magazine circa-2007ish?  Corn subsidies are the Republican equivalent to Obama's "clean energy" sorcery.

07/14/2015 - 7:43pm Hey guys, I knw it's a little

Hey guys, I knw it's a little off topic, but since this is A MICHIGAN ATHLETICS BLOG, does anyone know any good nightclubs in Dubrovnic?  I'm going there in a few weeks and I thought you might have some advice!  Thanks.

 

For FUCK'S SAKE.  MGoBlog is NOT the entirety of the internet.  Use yelp or something.  I'm starting to think people are trying to one-up each other by creating the least relevant and interesting topics possible.  

What's next?  Car advice?  Home improvement suggestions?  Relationship advice?  

07/14/2015 - 8:47am Damn Michigan dorms and their

Damn Michigan dorms and their buffets!

07/14/2015 - 8:22am Cardale Jones thinks

Cardale Jones thinks so...

Also, does anyone else think he should go by Car-Dale' Jones?  Like a Pitbull song with Dale'?  When he walks on the field it's just Pitbull yelling Dale' over and over again through the stadium speakers?

07/13/2015 - 7:29pm If you put me out there I

If you put me out there I promise I would've prevented Gary from getting to MY QB.  

I'd be on the ground so quickly that he would trip over me.

07/13/2015 - 3:16pm Eh, I don't see it in that

Eh, I don't see it in that view, but he is bordering on becoming "that whiny twerp at city hall meetings who complains about everything in abstract, though astute ways, without offering any real alternatives, while bringing a cheering crowd of 101-level Econ and PoliSci majors from local colleges who demand $15 minimum wages and 4 day work weeks and want to bring their dogs to work too, because everyone loves dogs so why not??"-type of guy.

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