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12/19/2018 - 10:56am Hey at least they have 2016…

Hey at least they have 2016's highlight reel to kick it all off..........

12/10/2018 - 9:33am What next, is Urban Meyer…

What next, is Urban Meyer going to march into Michigan Stadium and take a giant shit on the block M?

12/01/2018 - 8:27pm I just cannot listen to Gus…

I just cannot listen to Gus Johnson jerkoff to Dwayne Haskins all night. 

I think I’ll watch Story Bots with my 5 month old.

11/01/2018 - 11:07am Hoooooooooooooooooooo boy…

Hoooooooooooooooooooo boy. All I'll say here is utilize your DVR when applicable and don't dig your heels in too much.

1. 42 M

2. All of 'em

3. Occasional grief. Whenever I get it, I just volunteer to DVR and watch it later. Pick your battles.

10/06/2018 - 11:47am It’ll be cancelled. 

It’ll be cancelled. 

09/29/2018 - 10:33pm I’m going with “a win’s a…

I’m going with “a win’s a win.” But they’d better not play like that in Columbus or it’ll be cringeworthy. I shudder to picture Runyan trying to block Bosa’s backup.

So. Many. Commercials. 

Shea was the man when he needed to be. Ugly win but I’ll take it, because early on it was very disheartening.

 

09/29/2018 - 6:09pm I don’t think you want it

I don’t think you want it

09/25/2018 - 9:20am Violence is bad.

Violence is bad.

Commercials are good!

Football is fun but it's getting to be funless.

Yes, funless. A perfectly cromulent word. 

09/24/2018 - 1:18pm I think OSU will curb stomp…

I think OSU will curb stomp them.

09/16/2018 - 8:48am Targeting is officially non…

Targeting is officially non-sensical. Even the word itself, “targeting” implies intent. If you want to flag these kids for personal fouls, fine. But to eject them from the game is preposterous. 

Obviously there are significant consequences from repeated helmet to helmet hits. I am in no way suggesting it should be the Wild West out there, circa 1984.... but ejecting a kid from the game is just stupidity and it ignores the unavoidable reality of the sport. Helmet to helmet contact is gonna happen, and it DOES happen on every single play. To suggest intent by referring to it as “targeting” is flat ridiculous. 

This is not even to mention the review process, which is painful and further stupid. “Jimmy, call down to that ref and let him know we are further scrutinizing that play to see if there was TARGETING!!!! Maybe we can squeeze in another commercial break while we’re at it!”

I hate to be the “get off my lawn” guy or the “back in my day” guy. But targeting is a stupid word for what is a rightful penalty and the ejection thing is embarrassing for the NCAA. 

09/07/2018 - 11:34am So either 247's rating…

So either 247's rating system is pooty tang or we have pooty tang OL coaching.

Perhaps a combination thereof. 

Hopefully Warriner can whip them into shape but he's been at it for awhile now and it sure as shit didn't look positive last week.

08/30/2018 - 3:10pm My man... 

My little dude…

My man... 

My little dude is 2 months old and just today I rec'd his M onsesie. I cannot WAIT to try to keep him from crying while watching the game on Saturday night. 

I had a period of time about 2 weeks in where I felt like I was going to die. It passes... they get into a little better rhythm and then they start smiling and laughing at you and it's just a blast. 

Congratulations!!!!!!!M.jpg

08/28/2018 - 8:51am Michigan 27

Notre Dame 0

Michigan 27

Notre Dame 0

Boom

02/10/2018 - 8:24am God bless you.

God bless you.

01/24/2018 - 11:48am Good luck w/ all that, Dave.

Good luck w/ all that, Dave.

I guess you can sell the real estate? Spin off Babies R Us and liquidate what's left. You have no prayer in this retail market.

12/07/2017 - 10:11am (No subject)

Well that didn't work.

Was supposed to be an insert of the Swedish Chef saying something along the lines of "BORK BORK BORK."

This is a fun thread.

11/27/2017 - 7:54pm Fantastic. Thank you for

Fantastic. Thank you for posting.

11/25/2017 - 5:16pm It be what it be.

It be what it be.

11/25/2017 - 4:04pm That was 1000% on the

That was 1000% on the quarterback, not the coaches.

11/25/2017 - 4:03pm There were like 3 wide open

There were like 3 wide open options on that play!!! O’Korn just made a bad read, which O’Korn does very frequently. So maybe yeah, given the personnel it WAS a bad call.

11/25/2017 - 4:02pm I think the coaches did about

I think the coaches did about everything they could to put this team in a position to win.

When you don’t have the talent, you don’t have the talent.

11/25/2017 - 3:47pm Fitting end for a real bad

Fitting end for a real bad Quarterback. Man is he bad.

11/25/2017 - 3:44pm He is an abysmal quarterback.

He is an abysmal quarterback. One of the worst I’ve ever seen.

11/25/2017 - 3:39pm I mean... what are we

I mean... what are we expecting from John O’Korn? He has been terrible all year and he continues to be terrible.

Just a real shame that we don’t have better representation at QB.

11/25/2017 - 3:35pm O’Korn and Metellus = another

O’Korn and Metellus = another loss to OSU.

11/25/2017 - 3:32pm Not possible, seriously.

Not possible, seriously. Speaking objectively - it’s impossible.

11/25/2017 - 3:30pm Alright O’Korn... you have

Alright O’Korn... you have one shot to erase a day full of fuck ups.

11/25/2017 - 3:27pm Two players lost Michigan

Two players lost Michigan this game.

Metellus and O’Korn.

11/25/2017 - 3:22pm He is who he is. A bad

He is who he is. A bad quarterback.

11/25/2017 - 3:10pm Wow no flag how bout that

Wow no flag how bout that

11/25/2017 - 2:59pm Ugh... O’Korn is just so

Ugh... O’Korn is just so indecisive. It’s painful to watch him.

11/25/2017 - 2:46pm He’s out

He’s out

11/25/2017 - 2:44pm I guess they HAVE to call

I guess they HAVE to call those huh hahaha

11/25/2017 - 2:42pm I’m very tired of these

I’m very tired of these inconsistent fucking officials. Give me a fucking BREAAAAAK

11/25/2017 - 2:37pm That didn’t happen because of

That didn’t happen because of that... but it was unnecessary, yeah.

11/25/2017 - 2:37pm Oh man.... that was a phantom

Oh man.... that was a phantom knee.

11/25/2017 - 2:35pm Dude... EVERY FUCKING PLAY

Dude... EVERY FUCKING PLAY MAN!!!!!!!!!!

11/25/2017 - 2:33pm Shit like that is why you

Shit like that is why you lose. That shit should be fucking UNCONSCIOUSLY easy. Terrible.

11/25/2017 - 2:31pm WHY THE FUCK CAN THIS TEAM

WHY THE FUCK CAN THIS TEAM NOT STAND PROSPERITY!!!?!!?!!!!!!!!

Dropped picks, missed PAT’s, mother FUCKER!!!!!!!

11/25/2017 - 2:28pm I’m gonna have a heart attack

I’m gonna have a heart attack

11/25/2017 - 2:27pm Ruiz -3

Ruiz -3

11/25/2017 - 2:27pm Cannot have nice things

Cannot have nice things man.... COME ON!?!?!!?

11/25/2017 - 2:17pm You’re never gonna get that

You’re never gonna get that call DPJ.

11/25/2017 - 2:12pm Devin Bush has been fading in

Devin Bush has been fading in the second half of the season.

11/25/2017 - 2:09pm Unfortunately OSU is somewhat

Unfortunately OSU is somewhat relevant in the national discussion. Michigan is not.

11/25/2017 - 1:54pm Unfortunately, he has to you

Unfortunately, he has to you know, make the correct decision.

11/25/2017 - 1:39pm Bad bad day for Metellus

Bad bad day for Metellus today man. Yikes.

11/25/2017 - 1:36pm Whatever man. Good effort

Whatever man. Good effort coaches... we just don’t have the horses or the benefit of ANY FUCKING CALLS, EVER.

I get that all teams think refs suck... but holy fucking shit, every single game I see multiple fuck ups by officials that are presumably, getting PAID US DOLLARS for their “performances.” Amazing to me that so consistently Michigan gets fucked by officials. It’s really hard to believe how consistent it is.

11/25/2017 - 1:33pm Here we go

Here we go

11/25/2017 - 1:33pm WTF is Bush doing? Quit being

WTF is Bush doing? Quit being so stupidly aggressive man...