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03/31/2013 - 11:09pm Considering that most Florida

Considering that most Florida fans are godless cretins, I'd agree with you.

03/31/2013 - 11:08pm Just looked out the window,

Just looked out the window, and my house is the only one on the block with the lights still on. It will be a good day at work tomorrow.

10/29/2012 - 11:33pm My verticalness.

You had me at "your verticalness of what you can do and being able to run the football is a big part of it", Brady. 


Put that sentence on any thread in this forum and the poster is flamebait. 






09/03/2012 - 5:44pm My toddler

ambled across the sofa and smashed his head into my eye socket during the game.  My black eye disagrees with you, Brian.

09/03/2012 - 5:17pm Positives from this week

1.) My wife's boobs look great in her new, lowcut M-Den shirt.

2.) ?

3.)  Boobs again.

09/03/2012 - 5:06pm How much beer?

How much beer?

10/30/2011 - 2:27am Hoke is the college sports

Hoke is the college sports equivalent of Hemingway. 

08/28/2011 - 2:40am The wind.

Why do you want to take it out of my sails?  I'm only halfway through this Ufer CD.

08/22/2011 - 12:08am It beats that Popevil farce.

It beats that Popevil farce.

04/22/2011 - 11:28pm Choklat Stout followed by IPA tasting.

Southern Tier Choklat Stout, two Bell's Two-Hearted, Stone IPA, Southern Tier IPA, Sam Adam's Lattitude 48 IPA, and a Dundee IPA.

04/18/2011 - 10:36am You're a weird guy, Ace.

You're a weird guy, Ace.

02/04/2011 - 4:40pm The









It ooozeeees.

02/04/2011 - 2:40am Al Borges has been nothing

Al Borges has been nothing but an offensive coordinator since the year I was born.  I give Al Borges the benefit of the doubt concerning the depth of his playbook.

02/03/2011 - 2:15pm The Lucky Charm-o-Gram

is missing the red balloons.

01/27/2011 - 2:38am Inject eggs with strychnine.

Inject eggs with strychnine. hard boil.  feed OSU recruits.

01/27/2011 - 2:35am What's happening?!  My

What's happening?!  My comments look like Live Journals!

01/12/2011 - 5:36pm Capital One Bowl.

Capital One Bowl.

01/12/2011 - 3:02am Maybe if he were a few inches

Maybe if he were a few inches taller.  Where's that picture of DRob and Forcier meekly posing along with Gardner?

01/12/2011 - 2:59am That's it for me this

That's it for me this season.  Bye, MGoBlog.  See you when I have the energy again.  Disappointment x1,000,000,000.  I'd worked myself up to Gruden.  Hail.

01/11/2011 - 1:07am Last night I dreamed we hired

Last night I dreamed we hired an evil European soccer coach as HC.  Anyone know any evil European soccer coaches?  Dream tracker?

01/10/2011 - 5:36pm My fiance officially hates

My fiance officially hates me.  Please Les, save my future marriage by ending this tonight.

01/10/2011 - 2:01am Paterno -- Dead

Low blow on the man's age, buddy.  Low blow.

01/10/2011 - 1:46am Umm,

I still have my Christmas tree up.  Do you think Dave Brandon might talk to my Christmas tree?  Maybe get it out of my living room?

01/10/2011 - 1:26am I told an overused joke.

I told an overused joke.

01/10/2011 - 1:24am You obviously underestimate

You obviously underestimate the clout of NCAA mascots.  In fact, I heard from the Stanford Tree that the Nittany Lion had ties to the Philadelphia Experiment.  Explain that away, Mr. Puffinstuff.

01/10/2011 - 1:17am PLEASE

Please change the text to say MGoBlog Army Romance for all our Dashboard fans.

01/08/2011 - 2:00pm Must be the crack.

Must be the crack.

01/08/2011 - 1:24am I remember standing fifteen

I remember standing fifteen feet away from Shawn Crable during his post-game interview.


"This one was for Kirk HERBstreit talkin' bout 'we ain't got any speed!'"


One of the best moments of my life.

01/08/2011 - 1:17am Hoke is squeaky, so I assume

Hoke is squeaky, so I assume they want Hoke.

01/08/2011 - 1:08am COMAPRISON

Fucking best typo ever.

01/08/2011 - 1:01am Uh,


01/08/2011 - 12:54am You keep using this word

You keep using this word "jabroni", and it's awesome.







01/07/2011 - 4:15pm I'd put you as HC

If only to hear Hunter Thompson-inspired locker room speeches.

01/07/2011 - 3:16pm Jocelyn Wildenstein = Snicker's Lady

01/07/2011 - 2:27pm Also,

Having a successful SEC coach plus Denard will equal pants crapped in fear from 11 other schools in the midwest.

01/07/2011 - 2:23pm I was disappointed he didn't

I was disappointed he didn't take Jorma Taccone.

01/07/2011 - 2:20pm I heard from a reliable

I heard from a reliable source that Les Miles eats grass because he is an antelope.

01/07/2011 - 2:12pm LOL

And implanted into your chin.

01/07/2011 - 1:38pm Agreed

Anyone forcing a board full of like-minded football fans to look at a picture of Jocelyn Wildenstein's disaster of a face deserves to get kicked in the crotch. 

01/07/2011 - 1:25pm There was a man from

There was a man from WVU

Who shredded on offense, it's true,

But the defense was harder

When he came to Ann Arbor,

And he never could win in the Shoe.

01/07/2011 - 1:21pm Stupid coaching

Stupid coaching search.

Most time on computer since

Wrath of the Lich King.

01/06/2011 - 5:33pm But I loovveedd him!  How

But I loovveedd him!  How could he do this to me?!

01/06/2011 - 4:40pm Are you insinuating Rich

Are you insinuating Rich Rodriguez might be a woman?

01/06/2011 - 2:41am It's a pleasantly neutral

It's a pleasantly neutral state with a pleasantly neutral college in a pleasantly neutral town.  Moving on . . .

01/06/2011 - 2:38am Chicago's town rival was

Chicago's town rival was SAIC.

01/06/2011 - 2:35am Of course he does.  He's from

Of course he does.  He's from Wyoming.

01/06/2011 - 2:28am You've never spent a summer

You've never spent a summer in Florida.

01/06/2011 - 2:26am You created an account

Just so you could share this content?


01/06/2011 - 2:23am Dave Brandon made it well

Dave Brandon made it well known in the press conference that he had met with many players over the last few weeks, and I'm sure he took their insider opinions to heart.  There's no evidence to suggest Dave Brandon made his decision to fire Rich Rod in disregard of suggestions from Michigan football players.  It is just as likely that M football isn't full of wandering automatons and would prefer to be better coached.


EDIT:  The majority at least.  I hope certain people are in that majority.

01/05/2011 - 7:10pm MS Paint

Why is an angry man with a chicken wing being bucked off a four-legged Kirk Cousins?