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09/03/2015 - 5:01pm Work?!

I took the day off and jumped in the DeLorean as soon as I got out of bed. Life is good lining up behind 10 tight ends.

09/03/2015 - 4:29pm Start

drinking. It's similar to time travel

09/03/2015 - 3:49pm I need a video guys

I don't have enough points to create a thread to ask for this, so I'm doing it here. If someone could find the link to the video where Harbaugh is talking about getting his first coaching job and doing his impersonation of Bo asking him if he was going to have a proper tight end with a hand in the dirt, it would be greatly appreciated. Start the tailgate boys! YOURS IN FOOTBALL, George

10/18/2014 - 6:47am At this point in Hoke's tenure,

that's a totally cool story bro. Just wanna know why he doesn't use the spread-punt formation then?

02/22/2014 - 9:21am My dad

could beat up your dad.

12/31/2013 - 9:42pm Not his fault,

their pad level was bad all year.

12/07/2013 - 11:51am My memory is a little fuzzy

from all I've imbibed this season, but didn't Hoke address this in a press conference? I can't recall verbatim, but I thought he mentioned that the problem with UFT was a problem of experimental execution rather than the theoretical framework.

12/01/2013 - 6:31pm I knew it was doomed

when Dileo motioned and had no one following him because Ohio State already had 3 DBs in that area of the field.

12/01/2013 - 6:05am No offense,

but I don't come here for the likes of you.

11/24/2013 - 2:06pm Al Borges is not very smart.

I'd rather have someone who is call plays. Sanctimony does not make one a great fan.

11/23/2013 - 4:15pm I'm not a fan of

Rob Parker, but do any of you remember when he asked Rod Marinelli if he wished his daughter had married a better defensive coordinator? Onions.

11/23/2013 - 4:02pm Welcome to MGOBLOG

the groupthink of serious internet businessmen.

11/18/2013 - 10:50am I didn't realize

the UM fanbase had such a problem with this. Thanks for pointing it out. It would also be nice if people would strive to be decent posters and not post such haughty sanctimony. And no, making your donation to the blog does not give you license to post what should be recognized and observed as obvious moral posturing on a SPORTS BLOG. You sound like a football broadcaster after a player suffers a spinal injury telling the audience how this puts things "in perspective". That reflex seems to be very strong, so I guess I can't blame you. I just want to know, are you a Tom Rinaldi fan?

11/18/2013 - 10:07am And while he's at it

he should change the offensive coordinator.

11/15/2013 - 8:36pm The losses didn't help.

Michigan seemed to have a ton of momentum near the beginning of the sesaon. Losing to a couple mediocre opponents definitely took the wind out my sails.

11/10/2013 - 5:26am Paul Chryst

I'm surprised Paul Chryst doesn't get talked about more. I can't believe he's not the coach at Wisconsin right now.

11/10/2013 - 4:14am Borges apologists,

care to humor me?

11/10/2013 - 3:59am Meijer > Michigan

I thought I would enjoy myself more grocery shopping, so I went, and unfortunately it turns out I was right. I watched every Lions' game during their 0-16 campaign too. It's just soul flaying to watch this offense. The more I watch, the less hope I have for the program going forward. This sucks.

11/06/2013 - 2:36pm So...

You're cool with the way the offense has looked then?

10/17/2013 - 1:33pm You can frame anything

how you see fit, but to me the apologists just sound like Baghdad Bob. That game was so ridiculous I wasn't sure who I was rooting for at the end of game. I was so pissed at whatever it was the mule we have for an offensive coordinator was trying to do that I was almost relieved that PSU won. Competence won out over fucking muleball, as it should.

10/17/2013 - 1:06pm I

hate life.

10/16/2013 - 6:20pm 80 mph is a little high,

but vive la bubble screen!

10/16/2013 - 6:03pm Even if Michigan wins

that game I would still feel the way I do know. The offensive coordinator has and will cost Michigan wins going forward, and that's hard to stomach, but Mule's gonna mule.

10/16/2013 - 5:53pm I can't stomach this.

That game made me lose all hope for the offense going forward. Mule needs to go.

10/16/2013 - 5:51pm Yep,

totally agree. I only refer to him as Mule after last Saturday.

10/09/2013 - 5:22pm I still want

bubble screens.

10/07/2013 - 6:39am You

would make a great heel.

10/07/2013 - 6:36am There's nothing wrong

with liking wrestling.

10/04/2013 - 11:15am How

many spots are there remaining in the class?

10/02/2013 - 10:15pm Ha


10/02/2013 - 4:05pm OMG!


09/27/2013 - 3:14pm I broke

up with a girl for that. I wonder if she seen it coming.

09/18/2013 - 5:54pm HEIKO!

Ask the question bro!

09/16/2013 - 6:15pm It's


09/16/2013 - 1:28am I've got

two words for you...

09/16/2013 - 12:42am Did

the ringside announcers say anything about the quick count?

09/16/2013 - 12:39am YES,

YES, YES...!

09/15/2013 - 11:29pm And, the wrestlers

seem to pass the eye test now. You don't see WWE wrestlers that look like the Ultimate Warrior anymore.

09/15/2013 - 11:26pm Cool

analogy bro.

09/15/2013 - 11:02pm His son,

Curtis Axel (Joe Hennig), is wrestling tonight.

09/15/2013 - 10:35pm They're not

legal. The WWE has what's called the Wellness Program now. They actually suspended a ring announcer for violating it.

09/15/2013 - 9:48pm You're a


09/11/2013 - 4:54am Family,

family, family...!

09/08/2013 - 4:56am TL;DR

I'm hammered, just fucking enjoy it. Tonight was everything I love about college football. Muppets and whisky now, the ufr will tell us how!


Dylan fucking Thomas

08/11/2013 - 10:49am Whoop Whoop

Big Money Rustlas!

06/14/2013 - 5:08pm I was furious

when they drafted Knight. It sucks that I was right about him. I can't understand what some people see in him. It's like they're not watching the same player as me.

06/11/2013 - 11:11am Olive Garden > Tebow

Olive Garden > Tebow

03/22/2013 - 2:39pm I think

you're underestimating Beilein's obstinance. On defense there have been many occaisions this season where having two bigs on the floor would have served this team well. Beilein seems to have this vission of "the beautiful game" to me and many times I feel he sacrifices matchups for his vission. I also don't understand his reluctance to play more zone.

03/08/2013 - 1:34pm It's a little hazy,

but I remember it being at your mom's place.

01/20/2013 - 5:12am Awesome!

So cool! Zyzz!