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11/12/2018 - 9:27am OUTSIDE THE CARDS

OUTSIDE THE CARDS

11/11/2018 - 8:45pm As you said early on, every…

As you said early on, every possession needs to end with a kick. And they have done a great job with that. 

11/10/2018 - 6:12pm Remember when “everyone took…

Remember when “everyone took notice” when Sparty beat them? I believe it was the most-watched game (college or pro) in the modern era and they are already looking to make a movie about it. 

11/07/2018 - 3:00pm My memory was that it wasn’t…

My memory was that it wasn’t a big/new thing; it was just more info but I could be off. I then took it to be about Perles’ role in the Nassar atrocities. 

11/07/2018 - 10:54am “Justin Feagin.”

“Justin Feagin.”

11/06/2018 - 11:10am Chris Perry, Grant Perry,…

Chris Perry, Grant Perry, Grant Mason, Perry Mason...pretty much the same player. 

11/06/2018 - 10:55am But he does try to hide it…

But he does try to hide it. More importantly, he’s polished and NOT doing PBP. He’s staying in his lane. 

11/06/2018 - 10:26am It’s bad. To say it has…

It’s bad. To say it has gotten better is like saying the weather is warmer—it went from 35 degrees to 37. He used to confuse Jake Butt and Jake Rudock. Now the pauses, like DPJ’s score against Sparty, the Mmmmichigan thing, and wtf is ‘sack time’? That sounds like something that gets you kicked out of a fraternity or fired from a job and #meetoo’d. I want no part of sack time. He’s an analyst. 

11/06/2018 - 10:22am It was like Rod and Mario…

It was like Rod and Mario were visiting. 

11/05/2018 - 1:17pm You are generally boned if…

You are generally boned if you have to put the backup QB in (and I said generally, before you bash me with Cardale Jones references). That said, you can do a lot worse than having Brandon Peters as your #3. 

11/05/2018 - 12:47pm It was a ‘weak’ fake fair…

It was a ‘weak’ fake fair catch signal, but Hamler should know better. You don’t approach that line and give them wiggle room to blow it dead. 

11/05/2018 - 12:46pm He was trying to give Hamler…

He was trying to give Hamler a chance to make a play. Of all the things he deservedly catches crap for, that shouldn’t be one of them. By that point in the game, they needed a spark.  

11/05/2018 - 10:18am Please reconsider not…

Please reconsider not tolerating it. We’d feel better if you did tolerate it. 

11/04/2018 - 8:48am Nicholson for sure. Would…

Nicholson for sure. Would have loved to see Gary Oldman or, gasp, Daniel Day-Lewis immerse themselves. 

11/04/2018 - 8:46am Offense is the disease…

Offense is the disease. Brown is the cure. Oops—wrong Stallone movie. 

11/04/2018 - 8:40am Meh. Nicholson mailed in…

Meh. Nicholson mailed in that performance and the character it was based on just got beaten to death with a Master Lock in a sock. A better comparison would have been Don Brown putting Franklin’s head in a vise or responding to someone telling him to get his shine box. 

11/02/2018 - 5:25pm I want to feel validated and…

I want to feel validated and relieved that you mentioned the hairy sweatshirt ad, but I still feel confused and that I did something wrong.

10/30/2018 - 5:28pm Can YOU get a signal at the…

Can YOU get a signal at the Big House?

10/30/2018 - 5:21pm It’s like smoking, but…

It’s like smoking, but wetter. 

10/30/2018 - 5:17pm Aren’t those patches hard to…

Aren’t those patches hard to light? 

10/30/2018 - 10:29am Of course he’s clapping in…

Of course he’s clapping in the pic on the plaque. 

10/29/2018 - 3:01pm That would be the extent of…

That would be the extent of healing in that cesspool. 

10/29/2018 - 12:16pm I was happy when Michigan…

I was happy when Michigan landed him and a little bummed when he left, but never quite bought into the board hype he gets. Same goes for people pining away over Vic Viramontes. 

10/27/2018 - 6:42pm And then they kick it to…

And then they kick it to Hamler. 

10/27/2018 - 6:37pm Mork disagrees. 

Mork disagrees. 

10/27/2018 - 6:21pm Michigan would pound Iowa…

Michigan would pound Iowa. This much I know. 

10/24/2018 - 6:19pm But totally offputting. 

But totally offputting. 

10/22/2018 - 9:32am I wonder how long it took…

I wonder how long it took that one Sparty fan to stare at the word ‘scum’ and then see the UM and think “Hey! I can use that! scUM!”

10/22/2018 - 9:32am I wonder how long it took…

I wonder how long it took that one Sparty fan to stare at the word ‘scum’ and then see the UM and think “Hey! I can use that! scUM!”

10/21/2018 - 6:07pm I didn’t embed but linked…

I didn’t embed but linked the highlights above. 

10/21/2018 - 6:06pm https://youtu.be/ToUQj2qPqgY…

https://youtu.be/ToUQj2qPqgY

Switches back and forth between the Sparty and Michigan radio feeds. My personal favorite is when Sparty fumbles the punt return. I don’t think it even hit the ground—Hewlett got it and then is surrounded by the entire Wolverines roster. “Blaha—the ball comes loose...I don’t know who has it...”

10/21/2018 - 5:00pm Contrast that to Blaha’s…

Contrast that to Blaha’s butthurt description at the end of the game, which ESPN used in their highlights. 

10/21/2018 - 10:26am Can’tonio is incredibly…

Can’tonio is incredibly petty and has a problem telling the truth. Did Lewerke practice last week? Can’tonio said no. Warner said yes. Lewerke punted. 

10/21/2018 - 8:46am Couldn’t resist and took a…

Couldn’t resist and took a peek behind the curtain...our Sparty friends have discussed a scenario where Sparty wins out and Michigan loses to PSU and OSU, which would result in Sparty going to Indy. 😂

10/18/2018 - 3:34pm They only deal in rumoUrs…

They only deal in rumoUrs and...no Lindsey Buckingham? NOT MY FLEETWOOD MAC!

10/18/2018 - 10:44am Dantonio tool

Dantonio is a…

Dantonio tool

Dantonio is a tool

Dantonio tool

10/17/2018 - 8:56am How about the last time…

How about the last time Michigan played in EL, they pounded Sparty despite the late cosmetic TD’s that were tacked on. 

10/17/2018 - 8:26am He’s only two ahead of me. 

He’s only two ahead of me. 

10/16/2018 - 6:08pm For years, Mike woke me up,…

For years, Mike woke me up, got me ready for work, then drove me to work. Same with grad school, being engaged, getting married, having kids...what a bummer. 

10/13/2018 - 11:11pm Saw him casually walking…

Saw him casually walking around afterwards talking to Wisconsin players. Seems like a good sign to me. Need to put him on Felton. 

10/13/2018 - 10:31pm Wait—since when have…

Wait—since when have freshmen been eligible to play in the first place? When did this happen?

10/13/2018 - 7:33pm PSU is a fraud. Franklin is…

PSU is a fraud. Franklin is Franklin. And they dropped a ton of INT’s. But whatever. I hate those effers. Sets up Michigan for a more meaningful game next week. 

10/13/2018 - 10:43am Looks like he hit an Italian…

Looks like he hit an Italian boat because that ball is gondola!

10/13/2018 - 7:28am Yeah. That would have been a…

Yeah. That would have been a Brockmire-level out of nowhere comment. 

10/12/2018 - 10:14am Yeah, there didn't seem to…

Yeah, there didn't seem to have been much of a process when he was brought it, and they out-bid exactly nobody to get him.

10/11/2018 - 7:50pm I work with a couple Juju…

I work with a couple Juju Smiths as well, and I don’t think we work at the same place. 

10/11/2018 - 2:20pm Really, House of Pain?

Of…

Really, House of Pain?

Of all songs, they picked that one?

At least it’s not Wham!

10/11/2018 - 1:20pm Bad idea jeans. 

I’d move…

Bad idea jeans. 

I’d move Paea back before that. 

10/11/2018 - 10:39am That Melvin Gordon

Fantasy…

That Melvin Gordon

Fantasy football killer

His rookie year sucked

10/11/2018 - 10:36am Hate losing to them

It…

Hate losing to them

It doesn’t matter which sport

Ben Brust dead to me