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06/10/2018 - 4:27pm Mrs. Colangelo runs those…

Mrs. Colangelo runs those accounts, so I wouldn't count on them being reactivated.

06/08/2018 - 9:10am Josh has the study habits of…

Josh has the study habits of a Cardale Jones, but faster.

06/07/2018 - 6:43pm Your browser has a history?…

Your browser has a history? Like, a record of the websites you've visited and stuff?

Asking for a friend...

06/01/2018 - 4:57pm (No subject)

05/30/2018 - 9:17pm Still shorter than MAAR.

Still shorter than MAAR.

05/30/2018 - 9:11pm Phonograph Glassbottle? Love

Phonograph Glassbottle? Love his game.

05/30/2018 - 10:54am Let's hope Ruke Ohorhoro

Let's hope Ruke Ohorhoro never gets a writeup on the Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

05/30/2018 - 1:42am 94? That means footbaw is

94? That means footbaw is just two Jake Ryans away!!!

05/29/2018 - 6:57pm I didn't know Ben Carter

I didn't know Ben Carter was an early entry.

05/29/2018 - 6:54pm I always felt like Chitown

I always felt like Chitown and I would have been the best of friends or the worst of enemies if we ever met for reals.

I was a little afraid of Dex, tbh.

05/25/2018 - 2:00am These QBs definitely have 99

These QBs definitely have 99 problems.

05/23/2018 - 6:54pm Yeah, if only there were a

Yeah, if only there were a more iconic image of Brandi Chastain to choose from...

05/18/2018 - 7:02pm And then he misspelled "do."

And then he misspelled "do." Such a koala thing to do.

05/12/2018 - 1:24pm I wonder if he shot a man in

I wonder if he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die?

05/11/2018 - 10:26am If inbreeding was good enough

If inbreeding was good enough for the Habsburgs, it's good enough for the Spartans.

05/07/2018 - 3:33pm See? Told you it was too

See? Told you it was too soon.

05/07/2018 - 3:26pm I'm not a Pistons fan, but on

I'm not a Pistons fan, but on behalf of those who are, I'd bet this is still too soon.

Fun fact: in addition to the afore-not-quite-mentioned Darko, there was a Zarko, a Zoran, a Slavko, and a Zaza (YTZ) selected in the 2003 draft.

05/07/2018 - 3:22pm Doesn't get more white trashy

Doesn't get more white trashy than smoking weed via a c-section scar.

05/07/2018 - 1:21pm User name checks

User name checks out.

05/05/2018 - 12:25am North of 55th? Lol. You

North of 55th? Lol. You haven't been to Hyde Park in a while. 

05/03/2018 - 11:45pm The Louvre maybe?

The Louvre maybe?

04/29/2018 - 12:37pm You're right, they should

You're right, they should probably go with a coach with more experience like Mike Woodson.

04/16/2018 - 7:44pm Oh my name is Jock Stewart

Oh my name is Jock Stewart I'm a canny gun man
And a roving young fellow I've been
So be easy and free when you're drinking with me
I'm a man you don't meet every day

Welcome Jock! Er, Jack!

04/05/2018 - 3:15pm If he had been a better

If he had been a better athlete he wouldn't have fouled him.

04/05/2018 - 3:03pm Punch bowl turdin' it up as

Punch bowl turdin' it up as usual, I see.

04/05/2018 - 1:00pm So many questions: Do the

So many questions:

  1. Do the unicorns do the fencing?
  2. Do human women ride the unicorns and the women do the fencing?
  3. If #2, are both the women and the unicorns underwater, or just the unicorns?
  4. If #3, do the unicorns wear a special breathing apparatus made for magical horned equines or can they breathe underwater, as befitting a magical horned equine?

Pls advise.

04/04/2018 - 10:54pm The extra G is for extra

The extra G is for extra Gennady.

04/04/2018 - 3:40pm Land sakes! I certainly hope

Land sakes! I certainly hope that unmarried woman didn’t have the vapors when those boisterous rapscallions essayed to seduce her!

04/03/2018 - 6:55pm Ew, whittling a musket out of

Ew, whittling a musket out of his stool? That's gross.

04/03/2018 - 9:58am Fake news.

Fake news.

04/03/2018 - 2:06am TMI?

TMI?

04/03/2018 - 2:06am Reevaluate your life.

Reevaluate your life.

04/02/2018 - 8:21pm I feel like Moe could catch

I feel like Moe could catch on as a middle class man's Steve Novak or a lower middle class man's Ryan Anderson. He doesn't shoot nearly as well as they do (yet), but Novak never took anyone off the dribble, either.

I think he's a late second-rounder if he goes this year, maybe a high second-rounder next year. And I really hope the Spurs take him!

04/02/2018 - 12:37pm Anyone have any of the

Anyone have any of the following:

  • Voodoo doll of Jalen Brunson;
  • Sr. Jean's discarded rosary beads;
  • A disparaging Maverick Morgan quote;
  • A photo of Mikal Bridges with a dead girl or a live boy;
  • The juice to pull Tim Donaghy out of disgraced forced retirement and the number to his Zurich bank account?

Sigh.

Well, we'll just have to win this one on our own with good 3-pt defense, a little luck, and some scorching shooting of our own.

03/31/2018 - 5:54pm Fuck the Chuck.

Fuck the Chuck.

03/31/2018 - 4:21pm I’ll pack my bags and leave

I’ll pack my bags and leave tonight. Too bad I’ll miss the game.

03/29/2018 - 10:36am (No subject)

03/26/2018 - 7:21pm Colombia is. Columbia is near

Colombia is. Columbia is near “The District of.”

03/26/2018 - 7:19pm I upvote all Romancing the

I upvote all Romancing the Stone references. So far in 10 years I’ve upvoted... your post.

03/26/2018 - 9:58am I agree with the OP but I

I agree with the OP but I mean, Sr. Jean's lived through the Depression, World War II, Vietnam, the Catholic Church scandal, and just being a human woman for nearly a century.

It's the height of sexism to suggest that she can't take a little good natured ribbing.

03/26/2018 - 9:32am Hold on now... You're saying

Hold on now... You're saying that more than one thing can be true at the same time? Have you MET the internet?

I agree with your post, btw.

03/24/2018 - 11:16am Let's get

Let's get

03/23/2018 - 9:26am Why is FSU eating a turkey

Why is FSU eating a turkey sandwich? THAT'S OUR THING

03/23/2018 - 1:25am Rahk's heart rate never

Rahk's heart rate never climbs above 45. Ice water has Rahk in its veins.

03/23/2018 - 12:30am I watched it twice because

I watched it twice because the first time my erection was blocking the screen.

03/22/2018 - 11:18pm Coach Beilein--quite the

Coach Beilein--quite the libertine.

03/22/2018 - 10:39pm I feel like we should fire

I feel like we should fire the money cannon at him rather than throwing it at him.

03/19/2018 - 8:47am Nice sleuthing. I almost

Nice sleuthing. I almost never neg posts for non-asshole tone or content, and Matt51's post certainly doesn't qualify. But like, this aggression will not stand, man. 

03/18/2018 - 10:32pm He wasn't specifying an

He wasn't specifying an amount. He was just letting you know that it was possible for him to care less.

03/18/2018 - 10:25am I will upvote you for the

I will upvote you for the first and likely only time, both because I'm feeling magnanimous after last night and also because it takes tremendous balls* for you to show your e-face around here after last night.

So +1 to you, sir!

 

* Or psychotic delusions, but like I said, I'm feeling magnanimous today.