|12/31/2014 - 4:05am||There'th no quethtion inth my||
There'th no quethtion inth my minth that good athithtant coathes are vithal to a throng foothballth programth. My thon Thkip coathed with me ath Thouth Carolinath anth he wath a heckth oth a ball coath anth altho a heckth oth a manth.
|12/31/2014 - 4:00am||I'th theen thome footage of||
I'th theen thome footage of Thane Morrith anth I tell youth hwhath, thath younth man reminth me of a younth Jimth Harthbauth. Mithigan ith in gooth hanth.
|01/07/2013 - 9:46pm||It theemed bad whenth He wath||
It theemed bad whenth He wath on that croth... and I tellth you what, He thowed them. And we're abouth to do the thame tonight!
|12/08/2012 - 2:24pm||Thinthinatti is a heckth of a||
Thinthinatti is a heckth of a thool
|12/08/2012 - 1:38am||Thith really ithn't the thort||
Thith really ithn't the thort of thing anyone thould be making joketh about
|12/08/2012 - 1:37am||Backth at Arkanthath, we hath||
Backth at Arkanthath, we hath Eddie Thutton coathing our boyth on the harthwooth. They playthed harth every thingle game. And I tell youth whath, thethe Rathorbackth remind of ol' Eddie'th kidth
|12/08/2012 - 1:29am||Back at NThee Thate, we uthed||
Back at NThee Thate, we uthed to watth the thoftball recruith thcrimmage every theathon. Thothe girlth could really play thome ball
|12/08/2011 - 4:47am||Eventh I knowth theseth||
Eventh I knowth theseth aren'th thupposed to beth LOLCATS... doth ith betterth
|12/01/2011 - 2:34pm||Michigan Stadium has played||
Michigan Stadium has played host to:
High school football
The Detroit Lions
Multiple Slippery Rock games
and GLIAC football games
absolutely yes to this
|12/01/2011 - 2:32pm||It's almost as if they play||
It's almost as if they play 41 home games a year and therefore tickets are less valuable and there's less incentive for corporate ticket holders in the lower bowl to drive all the way downtown from their Oakland County homes to attend meaningless games in the middle of November. Surely you don't judge the popularity of baseball by the fact that there's a trillion empty seats at every regular season game in June?
Sorry for breaking character, but this is so fucktarded
|11/30/2011 - 11:41pm||Thesh ADth at Zonath thaid he||
Thesh ADth at Zonath thaid he readth ith
|11/17/2011 - 2:02pm||Whenth I wath coathing at||
Whenth I wath coathing at Minnethota, I hadth the thame problemth.I tellth youth whath, it'th a headth scratcherth
|11/17/2011 - 2:54am||Wellth Ith calledth Bobth||
Wellth Ith calledth Bobth todayth andth thaid "Heckth ofth a jobth, coachth"
|11/15/2011 - 2:24am||His lawyer
impregnated a 16
impregnated a 16 year old
how was he not disbarred?
|08/30/2009 - 10:08pm||Thon, I tellth you whath.||
Thon, I tellth you whath. Yourth abtholutely right.
|07/10/2009 - 9:05pm||Backth in the olth dayth, me||
Backth in the olth dayth, me anth George Perleth uthed to go out drinkingth in Eatht Lanthing. Anth I tell youth what... ith a heckth of a thity.
|07/10/2009 - 9:02pm||Branthon Inthe ith a heckth||
Branthon Inthe ith a heckth oth a ballplather. That younth man hath nothing buth thucceth in fronth of him.
|07/10/2009 - 8:58pm||I tell youth what, that||
I tell youth what, that Williamth Campbell ith a heckth of a football player.
|01/02/2009 - 12:46am||Pethe Carrolth wath an||
Pethe Carrolth wath an athithtant unther me ath Arkanthath. He'th a heckth oth a coach anth a man.