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03/10/2017 - 9:09am Win the game!

Win the game!

09/21/2013 - 11:50pm But....

....The Process!!!

09/07/2013 - 5:29pm This!!!

I am all for Gardner wearing 98 for TWO seasons.

09/07/2013 - 5:10pm Who gives a shit...'s gone! #MajorLeague'd

08/30/2013 - 10:13am Good thing for them...

...they didn't get the munchies and crave macaroni and cheese, otherwise they could have been hit with destruction of property and theft as well. On the other hand, had that happened, this board would have been a much happier place today...

05/27/2013 - 11:22am I say...

...convert him to WR.

03/10/2013 - 10:02pm All-session tickets

You can buy all-sessions tickets, but they are not cheap. When I bought mine about two weeks ago, lower-bowl, sideline tickets were minimum $1500 per seat. Good luck and Go Blue!

02/09/2013 - 2:17pm Fuck...

...our so-called half-court offense. That's all I've got.

01/02/2013 - 2:38pm They better be careful.

I read that the NCAA is on the lookout for over-stretching.

12/20/2012 - 1:47pm Photoshop...

...waiting to happen.  Go get 'em, boys and girls!

12/19/2012 - 9:20pm I'm all for it... long as "Michigan" is replaced with "#GOBLUE." /s just in case

12/13/2012 - 9:29am I seem to recall...

...him being very vocal about not wanting to coach at Michigan.  Wouldn't that have made him unavailable at the time?

11/30/2012 - 9:32am I've always thought...

...Tacopants was better suited for defense.

11/16/2012 - 2:03pm Though not a haiku
I still

Though not a haiku

I still tried reading as one

You know you did, too

11/14/2012 - 10:09pm Captain Insane-O...

...shows no mercy.

11/07/2012 - 5:30pm I'm pretty sure...

...they didn't catch Ted because he had a, "GOBLUE," license plate though.  So there's that.

11/06/2012 - 10:20pm Counting flowers on the wall,

That don't bother me at all.

Playin' Solitaire till dawn,

With a deck of 51.

Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo,

Now don't tell me, I've nothin' to do...

10/26/2012 - 9:48am Once I saw Flo Rida's name...

...I fully expected the uniforms to be Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweat pants, and the Reeboks with the straps.  After I saw the real things, I kinda wish they had been.  Hideous.

10/24/2012 - 5:27pm Or, if Denard checks...

... then the D shifts, and the receiver runs a slant while the QB throws a hitch, it's a pick six and it seals the game for the opponent.  I seem to remember something like that happening once.  I have no issue whatsoever with the coaching staff taking that decision away from any QB in a game that is expected to be a low-scoring, grindfest. 

10/24/2012 - 10:53am I have heard that...

...Jon prefers coaching in the NFL as opposed to college, in part because he did not particularly enjoy the recruiting aspect of the collegiate game.  Granted, that was when Michigan was looking for a secondary coach just after Hoke was hired.  I do not have any quotes or links, but it was reported on ESPN radio here in Chicago (One of the Bears beat reporters asked him about it). 

10/13/2012 - 3:10pm Joey Kerridge.

Just because...

10/12/2012 - 11:04am Congratulations Patrick!

I am annoyed by the headline on ESPN, though.  It reads that he was "given" the award.  I would bet signficant monies that, if you spoke with the people whose lives Patrick touched, they would emphatically say that he EARNED the award.  Five years of selfless actions were the real "gift."  Thank you, Patrick, for reinforcing why I am proud to be a Wolverine!

To clarify, my mini-rant was not aimed toward the OP, just at the person who penned the title of the ESPN article.  It's a pet peeve, and I am seeking help for it.

10/11/2012 - 5:39pm Hopefully...

...this little production will take them out of the LaQuon Treadwell sweepstakes!

10/08/2012 - 1:17pm "And yet your stadium... only three quarters full throughout the entire game."  I see what you did there.

09/14/2012 - 10:14am The lieders...

...and best!  Go Blew!!

09/12/2012 - 1:44pm Regretfully...

...I have only one neg to give you.

09/06/2012 - 9:41am I hope we see more of him...

...but just once as a kickoff returner.

08/26/2012 - 8:43pm Oopty oop?

Give me a break! Oopty oop! Give me a fuckin' break!

08/24/2012 - 1:13pm Here's an idea...

Just tell the students that the game times are actually 11:40 a.m. or 3:10 p.m.  Oh, you don't think that will work?  I'd say it probably would have about as good a chance at success as the HAIL idea has. 

08/24/2012 - 1:04pm The first play... this video is just sick.  Wow.  General excitement level: High.  Don't ask why, because I have no explanation. 

08/23/2012 - 10:03am Every high school coach... America should show this video to their teams before every season.  It can happen, it does happen, and if players screw up, it will happen.  So many high school kids have ruined their lives because they lose control of situations and/or think they are untouchable.  Many players are told they are the greatest and that only helps cultivate the untouchable feeling.  The kid did get what he deserves, bottom line.  And because of that, I'm not sad for him, I'm sad for the victim.  Nevertheless, it's still a shame when any kid his age ruins their future like this.

08/16/2012 - 4:50pm At least...

...they didn't compromise tradition by putting names on the jerseys.  So they've got that going for them.

08/16/2012 - 4:33pm I'm going to...

...pretend I never saw that.

07/31/2012 - 10:45am You people?

Just what the HELL is that suppose to mean???

/s - Just in case

07/31/2012 - 10:41am Ace... the photo, your shirt looks red.  But in the, "exclisive video," it is clear that your shirt is really pink.  So the pink shirt got you the seat?

07/26/2012 - 10:34am Wasn't the NARP...

...that changed the channel from ESPN to CNN Stu Douglass?  I'm very excited about the incoming freshmen, but we are really gonna miss Zach and Stu.

06/15/2012 - 12:01pm Probably also ruined...

...their customers' Friday as well.  Time to find a new source, I guess!

06/14/2012 - 9:25am Hey, easy on my boys.

They are just rebuilding.  Still.  Or is it again?  Whatever. 

Seriously though, several players in that Astros lineup should still be at AA of AAA, but you still have to repect any player who accomplishes something that has only happened 22 (or 23) times in the history of baseball.  Cain comes off as a pretty humble guy, and he has been very solid for several years now (only 2 games over .500, but a 3.33 career ERA over 216 starts).  Good for him, it's just never easy to watch it happen to your favorite team.

06/14/2012 - 1:52am I have read...

...that bath salts have a much different impact on your diet.

06/14/2012 - 1:40am Relieved that I am not alone... thinking the zone was generous. I have been a die-hard Astros fan since the day they signed Nolan Ryan, so I thought maybe my bias took over and I wasn't being objective.

06/06/2012 - 5:17pm The terrified Michigan Punter .gif...

...was great as it was, but imagine what it had been like with a long snapper like Scott Syp.  Will had better practice catching the damn ball!


06/05/2012 - 5:03pm If you are...

...going to burn Billy Joel, stop by my house first. #bringmoregas

06/01/2012 - 1:20pm Bosch had me cracking up at...

"... or Carmen Electra ten years ago."  Kid was checking out the babes when he was six or seven years old.  Awesome!

05/31/2012 - 5:39pm Signed LOI.

[Comment Self-Edited out] Would have been redundant.  Neg accordingly, if you must.

05/31/2012 - 12:19am The article... from The Dayton Daily News.

05/11/2012 - 2:07pm Thanks for the help.

I think the general census it that it should not matter, and she should play. 

05/11/2012 - 12:49pm Apparently...

...Paige opted to sit out because the games were on Our Lady of Sorrow's homefield and she was respecting their beliefs.  Link to article with local news video:

EDIT: Changed wording from previously "volunteered" to "opted" for accuracy, and changed link because the initial was FAIL.  Hope this one is good.

05/10/2012 - 9:45am How about...

..."The Ambassador?" 

05/07/2012 - 5:12pm When they make a...

...Kate Upton GIF baseball card, I'll buy it.  Still shots just don't do her justice.

04/19/2012 - 10:19am Yeah, well...

...the life support machine store<trails off to mumbling>