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07/30/2008 - 2:44pm If I did the splits right If I did the splits right now, those poor saps that live along New Madrid Fault line would be in for one helluva natural disaster.
07/30/2008 - 2:40pm Did someone say Spicy Did someone say Spicy Baconator?
07/18/2008 - 2:31pm Sparty? Are you kidding me? Sparty? Are you kidding me? Sparty? Remember when I pioneered that totally sweet comeback led valiantly by everyone's favorite twink, Brady Quinn? I'm so awesome. I coached Tom Brady.
07/18/2008 - 12:40pm My idea of a romantic getaway My idea of a romantic getaway is to head to the Motel 6 on the outskirts of South Bend, get a Baskin Robbins Ice Cream cake, and do bad things to my wife.
07/18/2008 - 12:16pm You haven't lived until You haven't lived until you've stuffed yourself with 6 German Chocolate Cakes and felt the excruciating pain of your stomach staples poping and buckling. WOW WHAT A RUSH. IT'S LIKE SKYDIVING FOR FAT PEOPLE.
07/18/2008 - 10:21am Joey Chestnut is a pussy. Joey Chestnut is a pussy.