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10/14/2018 - 7:34am Sure, but they also put him…

Sure, but they also put him in in the first quarter and had him run. It didn't work and didn't really make sense.

10/11/2018 - 1:19pm Seems like UWs super slow…

Seems like UWs super slow pace will help the DTs not wear down too much.

10/10/2018 - 8:00am This feels like a monopoly…

This feels like a monopoly. We should probably get the government to look into it.

10/08/2018 - 10:56pm Pretty much always, in fact…

Pretty much always, in fact. The lack of that is the thing I appreciate most about Belein.

10/08/2018 - 10:09pm I remember vividly when Tom…

I remember vividly when Tom VH left and Brian posted the job opening. I was a bit skeptical when he hired a dude named Ace. “No way this guy is going to be legit.” How wrong I was.

Ace, your gif game was spectacular, but I’m going to miss your basketball writing the most, as well as your banter with Brian on the podcast. I hope you find answers and full healing. All the best.

10/02/2018 - 12:26pm These questions are so…

These questions are so consistently bad, it makes me angry. I don't know that much about football. Seth's Neck Sharpies always give me a headache. And I could still ask better questions than every single one of these reporters. 

09/26/2018 - 8:01am I hate to tell you this, but…

I hate to tell you this, but you almost never see 8 all-American/all-conference quality players on a single team on a single side of the ball.

The good news is they don’t have to be that good for this offense to still be excellent.

09/25/2018 - 1:27pm Almost definitely involves…

Almost definitely involves an impermissible benefit. Better get the NCAA on it.

09/25/2018 - 1:25pm “You’re tearing me apart,…

“You’re tearing me apart, Shea!”

—Zach Gentry, probably.

09/25/2018 - 7:50am It pains me to say this, but…

It pains me to say this, but that’s what I’m rooting for

09/21/2018 - 10:45am Dicaprio Bootle would be an…

Dicaprio Bootle would be an outstanding name if it wasn't so clearly made up.

09/15/2018 - 12:30pm “Default voice set to ‘human…

“Default voice set to ‘human vuvuzela’”

Brilliant.

09/14/2018 - 4:07pm Seriously, what did the…

Seriously, what did the horse ever do to you?

08/31/2018 - 3:39pm It does hurt for sure. But…

It does hurt for sure. But not any more (for me) than the half-dozen or so WIDE OPEN receivers O’Korn missed.

08/31/2018 - 12:53pm If it weren’t for the…

If it weren’t for the existence of Don Brown, this would be an easy choice.

08/29/2018 - 4:04pm /drops stone, kicks dirt,…

/drops stone, kicks dirt, walks away

08/29/2018 - 2:56pm Tweeting pictures of your…

Tweeting pictures of your kids saying, effectively, "Here are the real victims you scumbag media" is a pretty low and troubling move.

Also, for a guy who sucked at coaching yet trolled other teams/coaches/fanbases at every opportunity, I don't want to hear shit about him being mad at opposing fans.

08/28/2018 - 5:24pm 2 things about this.

1-This…

2 things about this.

1-This article implies UM will be an IZ running team because that’s Warriner’s speciality. I thought that was disastrous last year and they were going to focus on power. 

2-All of the formations listed sound fun but you should probably swap McKeown and Gentry in all of them.

08/28/2018 - 10:25am Same. If the OL can pass…

Same. If the OL can pass block at all, and the QB play is average to slightly above, this team will get to double digit wins.

08/27/2018 - 2:22pm Shocker

Shocker

08/26/2018 - 8:02pm Normally I’d agree, but have…

Normally I’d agree, but have you seen them play?

it might be a crime against humanity.

08/23/2018 - 5:10pm God, how much do I want to…

God, how much do I want to see some really damning revelation come out now?

If something really bad surfaced that forced them to fire him, this would all be worth it.

08/22/2018 - 10:03pm https://twitter.com…

https://twitter.com/DanWetzel/status/1032441336421593091?s=20

08/22/2018 - 8:42pm How much you wanna bet at…

How much you wanna bet at least 2 of the dudes in that picture have sexually assaulted someone?

08/22/2018 - 11:01am I kind of hope he is fully…

I kind of hope he is fully reinstated and later this week McMurphy drops another bomb or two. The distractions and criticism will give me a schadenfreudegasm and might lead to his leaving anyway.

08/21/2018 - 12:45pm I see what you did there,…

I see what you did there, but Quintez Cephus is already a Five Star Name.

08/20/2018 - 3:07pm Even stranger that the games…

Even stranger that the games would be less than 3 weeks apart.

08/20/2018 - 12:12pm Easy. He needed to keep him…

Easy. He needed to keep him around so he could keep counseling him.

08/18/2018 - 12:45pm He seems way too small to…

He seems way too small to play left tackle

08/09/2018 - 9:08pm Spoiler: It was intentional

Spoiler: It was intentional

08/09/2018 - 7:48pm Yoda, just remove yourself…

Yoda, just remove yourself from the argument. In the process maybe you’ll accidentally throw DC into a wall.

08/09/2018 - 2:53pm Encouraged, even.

Encouraged, even.

08/09/2018 - 12:43pm I’m definitely not getting…

I’m definitely not getting my hopes up, but we also were not hearing this last year.

what I remember was “someone’s going to play RT. It might be the 2* kid. Whoever it is will definitely have 2 arms and 2 legs”

08/02/2018 - 3:46pm "Whoever wrote that should…

"Whoever wrote that should be embarrassed" would make a nice subheading for that entire site.

08/02/2018 - 2:51pm Went back and listened after…

Went back and listened after reading this comment. No, no he didn't. He said something similar, but much less eloquently and succinctly.

08/02/2018 - 11:50am This is the part I can’t…

This is the part I can’t figure out either, unless,

1) Urban so lacks a moral compass that he truly didn’t care and didn’t think it mattered, or

2) Zach Smith actually does have a bunch of dirt on him

08/02/2018 - 9:13am Yep. This is all just so…

Yep. This is all just so they can negotiate the terms of his departure.

08/02/2018 - 9:11am This is true, but while…

This is true, but while recruits might not bail because of a scandal, they absolutely might because of a coaching change. If a bunch of Urb’s staff leave too, you might see a big hit to their 2019 class. Whether any of them flip to UM is another matter.

08/01/2018 - 1:19pm This is a horrible situation…

This is a horrible situation for OSU, but I still can't figure out why in the world Urban kept him on so long. His coaching alone was a fireable offense.

Unless, as mentioned above, he had some knowledge of something that gave him leverage.

08/01/2018 - 12:48pm Spoiler alert: He probably…

Spoiler alert: He probably won't.

08/01/2018 - 12:47pm 2018 sure is quite a time to…

2018 sure is quite a time to be alive:

1-Facts aren't facts if you don't want them to be

2-Literally everyone who has ever crossed a line sexually at work is getting fired.

Be interesting to see which trend wins out here.

07/29/2018 - 8:28pm You know what the BPI…

You know what the BPI algorithm is really really good at? 


Getting a bunch of chuckleheads to click on a stupid, pointless article.

06/14/2018 - 4:51pm Also, no one in the country…

Also, no one in the country has an actual surname. Everyone’s surname is literally  [dad’s name’s] son or [dad’s name’s] daughter

06/14/2018 - 4:48pm Any answer other than…

Any answer other than Iceland is dumb and wrong.

06/06/2018 - 11:37am (No subject)

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06/06/2018 - 9:40am Yes, but at least he knew…

Yes, but at least he knew how to steal a timeout with nothing but a cup of soda.

05/31/2018 - 4:52pm Not disagreeing, but

that's what people said (over and over) about Kyle Kalis. 

I'm more keen on the "has football intelligence" part.

04/02/2018 - 8:34am I am also of the opinion

That a victory by Michigan would be a desirable outcome.

03/27/2018 - 4:26pm All Hail

John Bielien

03/27/2018 - 4:25pm This is

Depressingly accurate