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11/30/2017 - 1:57pm Maryland accepted 100% of

Maryland accepted 100% of holding calls?

10/10/2017 - 11:22am Only if she's 5' 3"

Only if she's 5' 3"

10/07/2017 - 8:06pm Thank you Don Brown

Thank you Don Brown

10/06/2017 - 11:55am It's a Konami reference

It's a Konami reference (which includes Contra) and is used for two player mode. The standard single mode version is the same without the Select Button being pressed.

10/05/2017 - 1:54pm FTFW Mark and Warde

"While both Michigan and Michigan State hope to come away with a win or dignified loss,"

10/04/2017 - 9:44am Insert a "smack some sense"

Insert a "smack some sense" joke here.

10/04/2017 - 8:47am Search the interwebs. There

Search the interwebs. There are countless videos of women (often young) violently hitting men, embolded by the fact that "men should never hit women." There's some videos where the men are knocked out, while there's others where the man reaches his limit and retaliates. All of these are sad scenarios that aren't likely to happen to some people, but for others it's unfortunately part of their life.

10/03/2017 - 10:59am Thanks for this. Now I'm

Thanks for this. Now I'm going to be pissed off the rest of the day.

09/27/2017 - 12:43pm I believe you mean

I believe you mean subjectively. Objectively would be doing the momentum calculations, reaction times, etc and determining if it was possible to avoid this hit.

09/23/2017 - 7:05pm Get the Referee a bigger

Get the Referee a bigger monitor!

09/17/2017 - 10:13am Why would we want to? I think

Why would we want to? I think we all suffered enough depression and anxiety (and alcoholism) throughout that period. No one wants to relive it.

09/16/2017 - 3:08pm Here comes a 54 yarder from

Here comes a 54 yarder from Nordin

09/16/2017 - 3:07pm Depends. Are you counting

Depends. Are you counting actual penalties or are you including the bullshit ones?

09/16/2017 - 3:06pm Nice crotch adjustment there

Nice crotch adjustment there Poggi

09/16/2017 - 3:05pm Could you over-explain that

Could you over-explain that for me?

09/16/2017 - 2:59pm That's not good.

That's not good.

09/16/2017 - 2:59pm Isaac, Metellus, and now Gary

Isaac, Metellus, and now Gary hurt? NEVER FUCKING SCHEDULE AIR FORCE!

09/16/2017 - 2:58pm Looked like the DB got a hand

Looked like the DB got a hand on it.

09/16/2017 - 2:57pm I have this feeling that

I have this feeling that Speight is somehow great in practice and then can't make decisions in actual games.

09/16/2017 - 2:56pm So Speight can overthrow him?

So Speight can overthrow him?

09/16/2017 - 2:55pm Take away the Gentry and DPJ

Take away the Gentry and DPJ large YAC plays, Speight is 4.1 YPA.

09/16/2017 - 2:53pm First team B1G!

First team B1G!

09/16/2017 - 2:52pm Why the fuck are we running

Why the fuck are we running to the right side? Great call coach, you just got our best RB hurt. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

09/16/2017 - 2:48pm Don't worry, they'll give the

Don't worry, they'll give the defense at least a 3 minute break.

09/16/2017 - 2:48pm Hope he does. He deserves it

Hope he does. He deserves it the way he's been playing. Let's finish the game with only FG's and Special Team points. 

09/16/2017 - 2:47pm Only 3? PSU, UW, OSU only? If

Only 3? PSU, UW, OSU only? If this offense doesn't figure out how to finish a drive and hang onto the ball, we lose 4 to 5.

09/16/2017 - 2:45pm On D, you have to DECIDE

On D, you have to DECIDE which guy you're going to tackle. You can't fucking stand between the QB and RB on an option and take NEITHER. FFS

09/16/2017 - 2:43pm At this rate, we lose to

At this rate, we lose to purdue 15-17

09/16/2017 - 2:42pm 3rd and inches, and we line

3rd and inches, and we line up 3 on the line, and 3 2 yards off the line. Great call coach!

09/16/2017 - 2:22pm What's the record for most

What's the record for most touchdowns taken away from a team by bullshit penalties, because we're well on our way. FUCK YOU REFS.

09/16/2017 - 2:12pm I could see that blitz coming

I could see that blitz coming from my living room. Speight has got to check out of that play or call a fucking time out.

09/16/2017 - 2:11pm Good read Speight. FOR THE

Good read Speight. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

09/16/2017 - 1:19pm "Speight has better command

"Speight has better command of the offense."

Well this offensive game plan is offensive.

09/16/2017 - 1:16pm For the love of all that is

For the love of all that is fucking holy, please pull Speight. FFS

09/16/2017 - 1:15pm Smart by Speight? THROW IT

Smart by Speight? THROW IT THE FUCK AWAY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

09/16/2017 - 1:13pm (No subject)

09/16/2017 - 1:12pm Was this a Brandon schedule?

Was this a Brandon schedule? I tried looking it up, but Google is as sick of this game as I am.

09/16/2017 - 1:10pm Speight overthrowing and

Speight overthrowing and making bad decisions. Questionable play calling. Bad vision RBs. Bad pulls by the OL. Bone-headed penalties. Bad turnover. Forgetting to account for the QB on an option run.

09/16/2017 - 1:08pm How bad are we missing Jedd

How bad are we missing Jedd Fisch? We could use some good shit right about now.

09/16/2017 - 12:52pm I'm sure Speight would find a

I'm sure Speight would find a way to overthrow him.

09/16/2017 - 12:51pm If we could have gotten

If we could have gotten Peters in the Cinncinati game and started him today, he'd have 2.5 games before Staee. And if he started to struggle in that game, you can bring Speight in off the bench. If he makes it through Sparty, he'd have 4.5 games in before PSU...

Now what do we have? The lowest ceiling QB since Bellomy?

09/16/2017 - 12:48pm At least our offense isn't as

At least our offense isn't as bad as Florida's! Right? RIGHT?!?

09/16/2017 - 12:47pm More DPJ and Black please.

More DPJ and Black please.

09/16/2017 - 12:46pm I wonder if he thinks

I wonder if he thinks Michigan needs to draft more wide receivers.

09/16/2017 - 12:45pm You've got 50 lbs on that

You've got 50 lbs on that guy. Lower your shoulders and run him the fuck over. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALREADY!

09/16/2017 - 12:45pm God dammit Speight! Keep the

God dammit Speight! Keep the fucking ball!

09/16/2017 - 12:45pm Why the fuck is Speight

Why the fuck is Speight overthrowing every touch throw this year? This is going to be two weeks in a row that we don't get a chance to get Peters in the game.

09/16/2017 - 12:41pm Moar DPJ please!

Moar DPJ please!

09/16/2017 - 12:14pm Damn she was hot.

Damn she was hot.

09/16/2017 - 12:09pm I like this Nordin kid.

I like this Nordin kid.