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04/28/2018 - 2:11am Matt Millen

Sucks. He is possibly the worst announcer I have ever seen. He has belittled players at least once in memory, and his analysis is self absorbed. Sorry, not sorry, my comments so offended your sensibilities.

04/27/2018 - 10:39pm Can they also

go ahead and give him a brain transplant at the same time?  Or better yet, a big syringe of shut the hell up?!

04/02/2018 - 9:07am Sweet


03/13/2018 - 9:59am Is it just me

or does that picture of him dancing look kinda like a scene from Beauty and the Beast?

03/08/2018 - 6:50pm I thought to post this

But didn't. The other day I read an article about how Dominos recently took over the #1 spot for fast food pizza chains. This rather drastic change started taking place almost the moment that Brandon left there to lead Michigan's athletic department. I sense a pattern emerging.

02/13/2018 - 9:51am I would update that

To say poor oline play and hurt qbs play was the cause.

11/10/2017 - 10:51am A 10 banger


11/07/2017 - 9:33am Part of the reason I love

College football so much vs pros is each week is its own season, ala last week where Iowa put it on the buttguys.

11/07/2017 - 9:24am How many times

Did Gruden talk about the 'turkey hole'? Jesus man, color commentating has gotten out of control. Shut up and tell me what's going on in the game and stop trying to start new hashtags.

11/05/2017 - 6:38pm I wanted to see this thread

For a laugh, but wouldn't mind this scenario where we beat the buckeyes.

10/25/2017 - 1:30pm Let it be said I'm a dirty Michigan fan

An upper decker as per urban dictionary: The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl ofbeef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on peoplewho deserve it.

10/25/2017 - 10:14am Is Ohio a state

I never realized, I always just thought of it as a place to take upper deckers when driving through to Ann Arbor.

10/18/2017 - 6:30pm I only notice when I hear

Matt Millen's voice.  And I'm not sure if it's his voice I hear, or the type of comments he tends to make.  This is coming from someone that could drive down the road quite a few miles listening to static, because I wasn't paying attention.  Millen however, ensures that I will look up the Brandstatter broadcast online, and hit the mute button.



10/10/2017 - 9:42am Baby got back


10/08/2017 - 7:34pm I miss

Good shit Jedd!

10/06/2017 - 10:52am Let's Go Blue!

Back to back wins equals back to back six packs of Bells Two Hearted from my Sparty friend.

10/06/2017 - 10:48am Man do I know that feeling

Thank you for your service!

10/05/2017 - 4:26pm Bwahahahahahahahahah

Shoulda thought about that before giving fans for both teams an extra 7 hours of drinking.

10/05/2017 - 2:23am As I was reading

Your post, my mind went to 'Love the double ' chin. I coulda swore you were gonna go with chin. Gangsta lean was also good.

10/04/2017 - 2:13pm I feel like these

Comments were made while driving down the road in their pickup with a shotgun hanging in the back window. I do think we just wrote a hit single between us.

10/04/2017 - 1:38pm A boy

Named Sue.

10/04/2017 - 1:36pm Sounds like there's

A couple hit country songs in those comments.

10/03/2017 - 5:40pm This picture is only missing one Harbaugh

the one inside Dantonio's head!

10/02/2017 - 6:10pm He cracks me up

In these pressers. He seemed to be annoyed from the get go today. Like how do I answer your poor questions in the quickest manner possible...oh you already summerized it for me. Thanks and good day.

09/29/2017 - 10:06am I'm no recruit

But one of my favorite things about moving out west is the 10 am kickoffs, and the night games being over by 8 or 9pm. Gameday @ 8am? Yes please!

09/28/2017 - 11:19pm I love that you have

A pic of Tressel. He was the 1st image that came to mind when I saw the espn article title about Meyer having an opinion about the basketball scandal. Fuck Urbs and fuck ohio. Go Blue!

09/28/2017 - 9:51am Wait, Sparty has a recruiting base?

Somebody really needs to tell their recruiting coordinator this info quick!

09/25/2017 - 2:40pm I've actually learned to recognize

Matt Millens voice without having to see him on camera. If its not the Michigan game I'll change to any other game. If it is Michigan, you're darn right that mute button comes out, and then bring on Branstadter via the internets!

09/22/2017 - 3:16pm You're welcome Purdue

Sincerely -
Michigan fans.

09/22/2017 - 12:47pm What you said

But I always root for a giant sink hole to open up during those two games. Time for the black swamp to live up to its billing.

09/22/2017 - 9:31am Is it wrong

To want to see Purdue's qbs collapse into a mushy pile of goo after repeatedly being bashed by our D? If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right. Smoosh em Blue!

09/16/2017 - 9:46am Seems plausible

Most everything i know about college football I learned from this blog, watching games on tv, and playing NCAA football on PlayStation.

09/16/2017 - 9:44am Ewwwwwwwwww

Sparty No!!

09/14/2017 - 5:03pm If only

I had 2 accounts so I could give another upvote!

09/14/2017 - 9:55am I think Speight is gonna be just fine

I liked a previous article that refers to the curse of Navarre. Navarre took a crazy amount of criticism throughout his career, yet he led us to our last outright B1G championship in his final season. I really think Wilton's got the ability to do the same. He doesn't have to single handedly win games, just play within the scheme and limit mistakes.

09/13/2017 - 12:17pm I miss the other part of Kaiju

Devin Asiasi

09/12/2017 - 7:55pm This is going to make me

take another look at the dvr of this game to see this happening!

09/11/2017 - 10:10pm This guy seems overdue

For an infarction

09/11/2017 - 3:11pm See ya there!

Gonna be a fun game to see live, one that should end in more than a few renditions of The Victors being belted out!

09/11/2017 - 3:05pm I told a friend

That lives in Cincy that they got a good one. He was one of my favorite players to watch on D the last two years. That's awesome that he is doing so well already!

09/10/2017 - 11:03pm Sounds similar

to script ohio coming from the Michigan marching band.  OSU really does want to follow in our footsteps.

09/10/2017 - 10:59pm Wait...what?!

RCMB has high ACT scores?  Oh....I get it....ACT stands for Amateur Couch Torching, or was it Advanced Cow Tipping...I can never quite remember.

09/10/2017 - 5:55pm Not nearly

EVERY single snap was a run in that game.  It was sickening to watch because we couldn't stop it.  I'm not 100% on that, but I don't remember them passing it once in the 2nd half.

09/10/2017 - 5:50pm If only Wilt

could take intruction like you do, we'd all be sunshine and Rose bowls!

09/10/2017 - 9:57am The look on Urbans face

As he walked off the field. Loved it!

09/09/2017 - 10:01am I bet our

Jaeger has a mini sized Bush missle that can track and destroy Wall-E!

09/09/2017 - 9:56am No surprise here

Michigan is prime time good again, and has the fan base to prop up ABC ratings. Go Blue!!

09/09/2017 - 12:33am I wanna sleep

But I can't sleep. Shot time! Baaaaaaand take the field! Let's Go Blue!!!

09/05/2017 - 8:12pm Just reading the OP headline

makes me want to take a shower.  Gross!  I never want to hear anything positive about our team coming out of Pete's mouth, not after he's had Nick Saban's junk in there for so long.

09/03/2017 - 8:26pm Go VTech

I'm pulling for the Hokies!