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If Pitino was still at…

If Pitino was still at Louisville, that's what he'd be saying on the official visit

Top 5 Parks and Rec episodes…

Top 5 Parks and Rec episodes (for Pawnee, IN)

In the same boat. Got the 3…

In the same boat. Got the 3-game package so I got to go to SMU and Nebraska but I was hoping to recoup the cost by selling the Wisky game. Looking like a net loss now.

NCAA: Oh sorry, we don't

NCAA: Oh sorry, we don't recognize Algebra II, it's actually Algibra II. 

HS: Who the hell told you it's "Algibra"?

NCAA: North Carolina.

I was told there would be no

I was told there would be no math

Let's goooo

Let's goooo

952639

Not sure if /s

Not sure if /s

I don't know what Henrik

I don't know what Henrik Zetterberg has to do with congratulating Jake /s

2017 Ohio State

2017 Ohio State

A walking boot, or as Brady

A walking boot, or as Brady Hoke would call it, a boo-boo shoe

hooray for ignorant, outdated

hooray for ignorant, outdated stereotypes

It's nice they're including

It's nice they're including tickets to a viewing party for the Rutgers game so season ticket holders can at least witness one win. 

's much more talented twin

's much more talented twin brother Dom Anastos

A couple of sources believe

A couple of sources believe Vanek's value isn't as high as people think because he's known to disappear in the postseason (for Minnesota and Montreal)

To ensure everyone still

To ensure everyone still possesses manual driving skills in the case of a massive glitch/hack/EMP situation, you'll only be allowed to purchase/operate an autonomous car past the age of 35. That way you still had roughly 20 years of being a driver.

How fitting would it be if

How fitting would it be if the accused/charges come to light on March 9th

Hey, if you want Crean, you

Hey, if you want Crean, you do you. He's got a bunch of family ties in AA now that him coming to Michigan is more plausible than not.

But no thanks.

Let's just call it

Let's just call it eCompetitions and move on (or eComps for short)

Looks like I'll be changing

Looks like I'll be changing my MGoName soon

Some morally bankrupt program

Some morally bankrupt program is about to have a happy Easter!

After this news: they gon'

After this news: they gon' die MORE

Cover early, like 35-0/35-3

Cover early, like 35-0/35-3 at half early, but then let Illinois get some points once the 2nd/3rd units come in.

51-6 M

I do not wish to be the

I do not wish to be the person who mistakenly sent out that card. Can't imagine what kind of wrath Harbaugh would bring down for messing up on something as vital as recruiting.

if it really becomes Little

if it really becomes Little Caesars Arena, I'll just call it the LC. "Going to the LC for the Wings game"

"In my America, you can camp

"In my America, you can camp outdoors wherever you can find green grass and blue skies." 

Jenny said whaaa?

Jenny said whaaa?

I just got into Lucha

I just got into Lucha Underground recently and it's amazing. I love WWE, but LU is a breath of fresh air for wrestling fans. 

CERO MIEDO

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Dog the Bounty Hunter

should rename the event

should rename the event "Harbaugh's Ark" since there's gonna be 2 GOATs in attendance

I'd engage in a Pokemon

I'd engage in a Pokemon battle on my Game Boy Color, cable linked to another Game Boy Color held by a reporter, and at the start of the battle, my 1st pokemon would be named "I Will Be", then I switch to "Attending the", then switch to "University", then finally end with "of Michigan"

Wrong De La Salle.
Tru Wilson

Wrong De La Salle.

Tru Wilson is from Warren DLS (MI), the guys you mentioned are Concord DLS (CA)

People underwhelmed with the

People underwhelmed with the hire = stereotypical Michigan arrogance that our rivals love to call us out on. How dare we settle for a DC from Boston College! Come on. Don Brown is gonna rock and is gonna make us better.

Chris Faytok from

Chris Faytok from NJ.com:

We're told Kareem will be in the room to announce at 12:30. We'll turn the video stream on at 12:15 just in case he comes in early. 

American Colosseum: How

American Colosseum: How Michigan Stadium was Built

basically a historical piece going through how the Big House was built and how they did it way back when, then they can go in-depth on present day things like all the moving parts and procedures that happen on a game day

 

 

oh look, another home loss to

oh look, another home loss to OSU, another subsequent fan-blaming post on mgoblog. 

Hey, stop losing to MSU earlier in the season thus relegating The Game to bragging rights-only status, and then actually earn those bragging rights more than once every 13 seasons.

shame they never made a

shame they never made a sequel to Pokemon Snap seeing as there are 721 Pokemon now

OHL

OHL

I'd go back to 2006, find the

I'd go back to 2006, find the hotel Michigan is staying at in Columbus, find Shawn Crable, and tell him "Beware the late hit out of bounds. Trust me." 

may completely change how we look now, but it would most likely erase The Horror and the following Seven Year Void

a forced fumble on Cook deep

a forced fumble on Cook deep in our territory which we convert for a TD

Recla[]\/[]ation Tour

Recla[]\/[]ation Tour 2015:

(checkmark) Harbaugh

(box) Paul Bunyan

(box) Little Brown Jug

gonna need some bend, don't

gonna need some bend, don't break D until they get the jitters out

2002 Citrus Bowl
2003 Outback

2002 Citrus Bowl

2003 Outback Bowl

2013 Outback Bowl

Michigan 20 - Utah 24
:/

Michigan 20 - Utah 24

:/

healthy Jake Butt
he's gonna

healthy Jake Butt

he's gonna have to put the passing game on his back early on as Mr. Reliable for the QBs. Can see him putting up Gronk/Graham-esque numbers.

but are you wearing khakis?

but are you wearing khakis?

Bruce Madej told my Sports

Bruce Madej told my Sports Media class that Moeller would've been retained if Bo was in town to cut off the media firestorm, but alas Bo was on vacation.

or that catch at the wall for

or that catch at the wall for Buehrle's perfect game

Well they do have a club

Well they do have a club football team now

(hey that can apply to both the NFL Raiders and the Golden Grizzlies!)

Computer science
At least I'd

Computer science

At least I'd be a coding slave with a decent job than a marketing/business major with a not so great job.

People assume that time is a

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, It's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey...stuff.