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01/09/2015 - 11:33am My god, it's like looking . . .

in the mirror!  That handsome fellow could be my twin!  Who is that?  I'd like to meet this guy. 

12/31/2014 - 2:49pm There are rumors Ferrigno . . .

will be kept on the staff.  Hopefully, he will have learned to count to 11. 

Please don't shoot the messenger!

12/23/2014 - 1:27pm Here's how . . .

You buy their newspaper or TV station and then you fire them immediately.   I call this the Rupert Murdoch approach . . .

06/14/2014 - 11:27pm Thanks for posting Carlos Spicyweiner

Thanks for posting Carlos Spicyweiner

04/29/2014 - 2:10pm Sir, what does the acronym POV mean exactly?

I'm confused.  I always thought it meant something very different. 

04/19/2014 - 11:44pm Any relation to Black Belt Jones?

If so, take him!

10/09/2013 - 8:00am You mean Blue?

Blue's dead. Saw two ladies flash their breasts and died of a heart attack. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

08/14/2013 - 2:41pm Don't like the fit . . .

I prefer the baggy, old school wife-beater jerseys, ala the Fab Five. 

05/20/2013 - 8:01am Bo . . .

would never have done that.

03/09/2013 - 10:23am Any Jim Jarmusch movie . . .

and I literally mean ANY movie written/directed by Jim Jarmusch.  The guy is really a genius.  Can't believe he's not better renown. 

I also really like the earlier Woody Allen (Manhattan, Annie Hall, etc.).  Not really under the radar, but most people can't stand him or his movies.  But Woody has a way of getting under your skin and those earlier movies are really masterpieces. 

02/26/2013 - 4:43pm Yeah???

Well too bad for the Blackhawks. Frankly, the Wings deserve better.  They've been keeping the Western Conference afloat for 20 years playing every screwball team the NHL dreams up (the Mighty Ducks, Phoenix Coyotes, etc.).  It's been a complete joke.  And then you add to that the amount of travel the Wings have had to put up with during the regular season and the playoffs.  It's amazing the Wings won as many games as they did during that era.   

02/14/2013 - 4:16pm Never a good idea to let out a fart . . .

But if you do, casually move to the left. 

01/25/2013 - 5:27pm Actually, rumor is the guy has serious mental issues . . .

and suicidal tendencies. Not joking.  That's why the Lions have been treating this situation delicately (i.e., they don't want a reoccurence of the Kansas City Chiefs situation).  They're going to cut him, but taking careful steps along the way. 

12/11/2012 - 10:46pm Wow . . . Herm is AWESOME!!!

This post is a HALL OF FAME post. Everything about it is brilliant. Genius!!!

I want to worship at the alter of Herm.

Herm, please impregnate my girlfriend. I want to raise the son of God.

11/21/2012 - 11:20pm Athletes (especially football) generate millions of dollars

At schools like Michigan, but get very little out of it except for the degree. I think that's the argument. I'm not making it so don't neg bomb me.

11/14/2012 - 1:40pm You lie . . .

presenting me with these facts.

11/14/2012 - 11:56am But what about Toledo???

What do we with that???  Am I the only one concerned about this often overlooked historical footnote in Ohio/Michigan history?  In some way, we should honor the heros lost in that Great War.  Perhaps a patch in the shape of Toledo on our uniforms. 

10/24/2012 - 4:48pm When I think of Bill Martin running the athletic department,

I think of Homer Simpson working at the nuclear power plant.  Funny stuff if it weren't so true and close to home. And squash no less.  Who the hell plays squash except old dudes with those tube athletic socks and "Bike" shorts?

07/17/2012 - 1:55pm And the sarcasm . . .

went clear over this guy's head (and I'm afraid others). 

I would have thought the absurdity of the original post would have been enough.  Maybe the saddest thing is that it's not such an absurd post after all, at least in some people's minds. 

07/17/2012 - 11:59am Hell yeah, honkey tonk Dudeness. . .

My holster's custom made and embroidered with PAIN. 

07/17/2012 - 11:58am Why don't you go watch some . . .

Charles Bronson movies and see what happens?

07/17/2012 - 10:36am This is why you need to carry a fire arm at all times

Open carry, especially at bars and other drinking establishments. 

There's no better deterrent to shooting violence than every last one of us carrying guns. 

You just never know when somebody's going come up from behind you and shoot you.   

06/20/2012 - 1:35pm I still think we need to get that . . .

tight rope guy (Wallenda) to tight rope walk across the stadium on game day. 

That would blow away the fly over and the parachute guy.  Totally worth the increase in ticket prices.

04/01/2012 - 9:17pm Novak on steroids???

That's like Hulk Hogan, the Ultimate Warrior, and Randy the Macho Man Savage all rolled up into one man.

Be careful with such reckless hyperbole.

01/30/2012 - 10:11am Not to be too picky here . . .

but this article doesn't really quote any independent sources.  I'm all for Michigan homerism, but Allen Trieu isn't exactly an independent observer of Michigan recruiting (even if he's the "Mid-West" recruiting guru for Scout).   Just wish Kyle would have gotten some quotes from better sources, that's all. 

11/24/2011 - 10:18pm FootbaIl, it doesn't matter. Nobody cares except them

The game really has no significance except to them. 

Now, if you're talking about other sports.  BBall and hockey?  That's a different question. 

10/05/2011 - 2:13pm As far as I know, there isn't one and . . .

wasn't one when I was down there 5 years ago. 

You should just start one.  Best sports bar down there is Flanigan's off Bird Avenue in Coconut Grove, but that's not really the type of bar you'd be able to take over.  You could probably takeover Sand Bar in Coconut Grove, which is also pretty decent. 

09/30/2011 - 12:14pm Wait . . . I finally figured it out

If you in any way like "In the Big House" by Pop Evil (other than on some ironic, perverse, or maybe even a sadomasochistic level), then you are a "Walmart Wolverine."  So let it be written. 

09/25/2011 - 9:28am Yes, Lloyd Brady . . .

At 20:25 of the first quarter.

08/21/2011 - 8:00pm Don't post here much . . .

But for you to lump Delillo together with all of the other writers out there who really use and abuse the "I don't give a shit" schtick is an abomination. And DFW would agree.

07/09/2011 - 11:07am People forget that Alexander . . .

Was a better receiver (not return man) than Desmond Howard. They were our bookends on offense. Desmond won the heisman in 92 because Alexander was out the whole season with an injury. We didn't have anybody else other than Howard. Eventually teams started to double up on Howard, which is what happened in the 92 rose bowl when we got destroyed by Emtman and crew. What a sad game that was . . . I'm convinced Emtman was on steroids.

07/04/2011 - 10:54pm I only have granny porn on mine . . .

So that's what I'd recommend. Then again, whatever floats your boat . . .

05/04/2011 - 8:50pm I do . . .

Give em to me big boy!!!

05/04/2011 - 8:09pm I don't understand what you mean by "screwed" . . .

Most would say that the Lions will be a better team than 2010, a year in which only a couple of close losses kept them out of the playoffs.  In fact, the Lions made a bit of a run toward the end of the season without Stafford, including the win against Green Bay.  They can definitely make the playoffs without Stafford playing.  And if Stafford is healthy, watch out.  

04/26/2011 - 8:57pm Boston/Montreal game

Good god this is a great game - a lot of hitting and scoring chances.  And man these two teams hate each other.  Great rivalry.  

04/25/2011 - 10:07am I know Kelly will get an offer

from UMiami.  He may even be a lock for UMiami.  

04/25/2011 - 9:00am Rosey's is the place for you . . .

It's at Huron and 4th.  

04/24/2011 - 6:08pm I can't stand using these internet websites as a barometer . .

Maybe a better method for ranking schools in terms of recruiting would be to use the number of offers from the top 25 programs in terms of wins-losses over the past 10 years.  All this other stuff is so arbirtrary it's meaningless.  

04/16/2011 - 11:19am Actually the ambulance service in Detroit . . .

has gotten notoriously bad of late - in fact, it's the worst in the country.  Charlie LeDuff (local reporter, Michigan grad, former writer for the Michigan Daily) has been covering this quite a bit.  If you need an ambulance for any reason in the city of Detroit, it could take 20-30 minutes for anyone to come.  You're better off driving yourself to the hospital than waiting for an ambulance to come.  

04/14/2011 - 12:04pm I know. Fantastic. What was Barry doing . . .

sitting on his couch in his living room?  Surprised I didn't see a beer in his hand.  

03/30/2011 - 12:27am Scheisskerl, are you . . .

into scatology?  Just curious.  

03/18/2011 - 2:30pm Didn't she date David Terrell?

Or am I confusing her with someone else?

03/13/2011 - 11:05am Bo?


03/07/2011 - 1:59pm TomB

is such a douche bag.  At some point, that crap is going to bite him in the arse, if it hasn't begun already.  This is the only site you should be posting on.  

03/07/2011 - 1:57pm "Higbe" mentioned . . .

that QW is going to be on defense for good.  QW is Schofield's roommate.  

03/05/2011 - 11:21am Negative attention?

Despite the NCAA stuff that came down, this was probably the most influential college basketball team ever.  It literally captured the entire nation's attention at a time when you also had Jordan's Chicago Bulls and Duke on the same stage.  This Michigan BBall team was the Muhammad Ali of college basketball. 

03/04/2011 - 8:35pm MC Hammer . . .

used to go to those games.  And he'd bring his WHOLE entourage.  It was ridiculous.  That's what is so crazy about these recruits going to other schools and getting blown away by the atmosphere.  If one of those recruits went to a Fab Five game, they'd never be the same.  It was that crazy.  

02/26/2011 - 6:40pm Will there be . . .

Live tackling?  If so, I hope to God they wrap Denard in bubble wrap. 

02/03/2011 - 5:02pm My money's on . . .

Matty Moroun (Detroit's own Mr. Burns).  

01/22/2011 - 1:23pm All of these are good recommendations . . .

Especially Prime 112.  I'll only add a couple of good sushi spots, both of which are in South Beach.  Even if you don't really like sushi, it's pretty f'ing good in Miami.  

I'd try Bond Street Lounge or Nobu (which is the more expensive of the two).