Zoltan article I HAD to click on

Ten of those dogs put together wouldnt match those quads.

Many years ago I used to work out at the Twinsburg Rec Center which is part of Twinsburg, Ohio high school.  I used to wear my Michigan gear there and was used to taking crap for it from the OSU faithful.  One Saturday afternoon I was in there working out with an "M" shirt on and when I walked by this very large kid he started singing the Victors.  I asked him if he was a Michigan fan (didn't meet too many there I can assure you) and he said "I'm going to school there next year.  My name is Zoltan Mesko and I'm a punter."  

He was even then like the nicest kid ever.

So very strange but amazing

I would like to wear a speedo like that, but my penis is just way too small.

when your team is done for the year?

OK, I wouldn't have guessed this.

Man, Z is jacked for a punter.  Legs are massive, you could hide a VW behind his thigh.

What's even creepier than the speedo? The tan line from the boy shorts.

Thanks for the new desktop background. 

Zoltan Mesko truly is America incarnate.

Your average city rat has a larger brain pan.

It looks like he is deciding which dog to launch into space.

Could you imagine the damage he would do if he kicked the dog?!?

a) what would you expect the Space Emporer of Space to look like in a speedo ... Captain America? b) no Patriot's cheerleaders this year ...

but I am so proud this guy went to Michigan.