You stay classy Columbus

Submitted by Rescue_Dawn on September 15th, 2009 at 3:20 PM

"For those who arrive on campus early, will there be enough toilets?

Ohio State hopes so and says it has learned its lesson from big matchups such as the Texas game in 2005, in which cleanup crews found several soiled shorts and a few coolers filled with poop."

WOW! I caught this on DeadSpin, but they reference this article.…



September 15th, 2009 at 3:24 PM ^

Was from the Columbus City official who said: "You either deal with the problem up front, or you deal with it later when it's ugly."

To which I would reply: "Um, taking a shit in a fucking cooler is pretty fucking ugly."


September 15th, 2009 at 4:00 PM ^

Stomach wrenching tailgaiting food $20

Case of the beast $15

Shitting in a cooler: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, being a dumbass Buckeye fan is one of them!


September 15th, 2009 at 4:37 PM ^

Tickets to this game were going for thousands.
Thousands of Dollars.

To see them lose again.

For the Daily Condom (I mean Trojan)

Field-level seating, available only in the long-sold out contest, starts at $1,000. Seats on the 50-yard line — only two are advertised for purchase — are being offered on resale site for no less than $5,000 apiece.

People had been talking about it for weeks, how expensive the tickets were.


September 15th, 2009 at 4:00 PM ^

I had to laugh out loud... to read the actual article makes it even better as you can see it in the context of what appears to be a normal bland article.

Great find.