You might be an MGoBlogger if...

Submitted by UMgradMSUdad on March 31st, 2012 at 10:38 AM

In case the sports news is a bit slow today, here's a bit of humor (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy) for your Saturday morning. I'm sure some of you creative posters out there will be able to come up with better ones than I have, but here's a few to get started.

You might be an MGoBlogger if...

*you read a news story about Michigan atheletics and realize you know 10x more about the subject that the reporter who's getting paid to know these things.

*your significant other suspects you of having an online affair because you're constantly slipping away to check the computer.

*you wake up late and hungover because your MGoBlog surfing of 15 minutes and a beer turned into 5 hours and a 12 pack.

Comments

LSAClassOf2000

March 31st, 2012 at 10:49 AM ^

....you immediately think about recruiting whenever someone near you uses the word "tremendous". 

....the "What Are You Drinking?" threads remind you that you wanted a drink anyway. 

 

Nick Sparks

March 31st, 2012 at 10:55 AM ^

You yell "Tacopants!" when a pass sails over a receiver's head

You give detailed backgrounds on ever player who checks in and out of the game... leaving other people at the bar to wonder what's wrong with you

funandgun

March 31st, 2012 at 11:03 AM ^

You are watching a game and people make incorrect statements regarding Michigan sports....sometimes you bite your tongue and just go with it so people don't ask how and why you know so, so much about all things Michigan. 

OR you find yourself right by a Michigan recruit like I did last week.  I sat right behind Taco's bench and he was walking towards me.  I was really, really tempted to stand up and do the pose that he made with Shane Morris in that picture that is always posted.  I then thought to myself....I am a grown man and this is ridiculous.  I am pretty sure he would have laughed, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. 

donk_destroyer

March 31st, 2012 at 11:08 AM ^

when nothing is news to you. when all other media outlets and paid recruiting sites are just excersises in discovering where the information u already possess came from.

ST3

March 31st, 2012 at 11:19 AM ^

... you spend hours debating whether or not a post is "diary worthy" or merely just board material, when in reality, aren't they really pretty much the same thing?

...before posting, you ask yourself, is this safe for Mrs StephenRKass?

... you understand the significance of Michigan jerseys selling in Ohio.

... you know who Mike Jones is.

... you know who Ohio is, and who OHIO is, and what (NTM) means.

... you bought a "Cue the Muppets" t-shirt.

... you mumble to yourself, "Space, bitches, space," whenever UofM is mentioned positively in the media.