Will Brandon feel like he has to order Domino's pizza after this?

Submitted by Swayze Howell Sheen on

I am just wondering.

(my point. just in case it wasn't clear: this is about as interesting to answer as the other questions about Brandon and his upcoming decisions)

Brandon_L

November 27th, 2010 at 3:36 PM ^

strong willed CEO's will make their own informed decision. Brandon will collect all the facts and data he needs to make his decision. He will not let fat rich un-informed alums make the decision. If he let them decide it would have ended after penn state.

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samber2009

November 27th, 2010 at 4:00 PM ^

Ok, I'm not as informed as most of you guys, but I dont get all this Malzahn talk. We already have an "innovative offensive" mind named Rich.  How will switching help? I'm not sure if getting Harbaugh will do a whole lot either, but another offensive coordinator wont change much. 

exmtroj

November 27th, 2010 at 4:33 PM ^

A big plus is the lack of another pro-longed transition to a drastically different offense.  He's a quick-riser in the coaching world, and he won't bring the controversy and bad press with him that Rich Rod did.  In other words, he won't immediately piss off and annoy alumni with a massive lawsuit/settlement and he won't have an entire fanbase/state calling for his death when he departs Auburn.  His offense will be similar to ours, and he knows what it takes to win in a real conference.  We won't have a chance at him after this season, he's a hot commodity right now, I know Vanderbilt is throwing themselves on him like a dog in heat right now.

wolverhorn

November 27th, 2010 at 3:32 PM ^

When he orders he'll have to eat in a focus group room which is secretly transported to a field where the Michigan secondary surrounds him. Fortunately he will have no trouble evading them.

chris.mac

November 27th, 2010 at 4:25 PM ^

I don't really know that the pepperoni pizza really works in the Big Ten. But after careful review at the end of the season about flavor, speed of delivery, product quality, and next-day-eatability, he will make a well-informed decision.

Sommy

November 27th, 2010 at 5:01 PM ^

Has anyone else noticed that Southeast Michigan is responsible for producing, like, 3/4 of the world's shittiest pizza?

I mean, I guess PIzza Hut takes up a large glut of the non-Michigan-based portion.