Why Michigan will beat Alabama

Submitted by RollDamnTide on April 1st, 2012 at 8:22 PM
April Fool's Day, we all know that won't happen. Now all of you who complain I never get negged can go to town.



April 1st, 2012 at 9:13 PM ^

Was born and raised in B'ham, AL. If I ever see you in person, I'm going to gut punch you for this post, and then buy you your choice of beverage for your more positive contributions to this blog.


April 2nd, 2012 at 1:32 AM ^

I can't believe the amount of negs this recieved. Compared to the amount of fake injurys and other stupid reports this was the only one that actually suckered you in... from a contributing poster, recent, none the less.


April 1st, 2012 at 8:54 PM ^

Well, I am typing this from my brother's back deck down in Daphne, Alabama. Being a fellow UM graduate, he was pretty excited when I read the title off... then laughed when I read the rest. Anyhow, having lived in Alabama for 20 years or so, he commented on how hardcore (actually the word he used was crazy) 'bama fans are, 365 days a year.

BTW, I am taking my kids to the beach (Gulf Shores) tomorrow... It should be 80 degrees. ;-)

Michigan Arrogance

April 1st, 2012 at 9:08 PM ^

Your school is of inferior academic quality.

Your football coach has questionable moral character.

You fans are brutish and foul mannered.

But your girls are hot.


etc etc etc


April 1st, 2012 at 9:11 PM ^

Ah you coulda done better, ie. Bama starting quarterback/running back/linebacker ruled ineligible/has mono/got caught by the po-po; frankly I was prepared to throw some sense into such an obviously maize shaded topic that whatever the reasons, there aren't that many of them.

Space Coyote

April 1st, 2012 at 9:29 PM ^

For a well thought out, reasonable, objective look at the game hoping for a thing or two in Michigan's favor.  I am greatly saddened my the turn of events following the opening of this thread.  You sir have made me feel like a goose... watch yourself


Ball Hawk

April 1st, 2012 at 10:10 PM ^

This game is gonna be awesome. If we're gonna kick bama's ass, its best to do it early and send Saben home crying for the rest of the season.


April 1st, 2012 at 10:24 PM ^

Well played Sir. 

After the game are you going to diss us for Alabama's next major non-league opponent? Like old whores, kicked to the curb for the new hot and sassy team. You bastard!


April 1st, 2012 at 10:41 PM ^

Good one Tide. I do hope you keep your sense of humor. Because by the time Michigan gets through with Alabama, your going to think your reliving the Shula years.

El Jeffe

April 2nd, 2012 at 2:34 PM ^

Let's see... You've managed to insult southern people and women in two posts... What would you say if I told you I had it on good authority that RDT was half Polish and half Mexican?


April 2nd, 2012 at 2:40 PM ^

I would tell him that I need to figure out a way of combining perogis and some type of Mexican pork/salsa. I would leave school and start a company selling those, and I would be rich very quickly. Then again, I think Hokemaniac needs a hug, and I'm having a pretty good day.

Also, RDT, apologies, but I just have to be the 100th person to neg you.