Why isn't Harbaugh listed
As one of the coaches for the coaches poll? Did I miss something?
The Amway Board of Coaches is made up of 64 head coaches at Bowl Subdivision schools. All are members of the American Football Coaches Association. The board for the 2016 season: Chris Ash, Rutgers; Dino Babers, Syracuse; David Bailiff, Rice; David Beaty, Kansas; Bret Bielema, Arkansas; John Bonamego, Central Michigan; Terry Bowden, Akron; Matt Campbell, Iowa State; Ron Caragher, San Jose State; Rod Carey, Northern Illinois; Paul Chryst, Wisconsin; Chris Creighton, Eastern Michigan; David Cutcliffe, Duke; DJ Durkin, Maryland; Larry Fedora, North Carolina; Jimbo Fisher, Florida State; James Franklin, Penn State; Justin Fuente, Virginia Tech; Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State; Bryan Harsin, Boise State; Clay Helton, Southern California; Tom Herman, Houston; Doc Holliday, Marshall; Skip Holtz, Louisiana Tech; Joey Jones, South Alabama, Brian Kelly, Notre Dame; Sean Kugler, Texas-El Paso; Mike Leach, Washington State; Lance Leipold, Buffalo; Seth Littrell, North Texas; Rocky Long, San Diego State; Mike MacIntyre, Colorado; Gus Malzahn, Auburn; Chuck Martin, Miami (Ohio); Doug Martin, New Mexico State; Derek Mason, Vanderbilt; Urban Meyer, Ohio State; Trent Miles, Georgia State; Philip Montgomery, Tulsa; Scottie Montgomery, East Carolina; Chad Morris, Southern Methodist; Dan Mullen, Mississippi State; Mike Norvell, Memphis; Gary Patterson, TCU; Chris Petersen, Washington; Brian Polian, Nevada; Mark Richt, Miami (Fla.); Mike Riley, Nebraska; Rich Rodriguez, Arizona; Nick Saban, Alabama; Tony Sanchez, UNLV; Scott Satterfield, Appalachian State; Kirby Smart, Georgia; Frank Solich, Ohio; Rick Stockstill, Middle Tennessee State; Bob Stoops, Oklahoma; Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M; Dabo Swinney, Clemson; Tommy Tuberville, Cincinnati; Ron Turner, Florida International; Matt Wells, Utah State; Kyle Whittingham, Utah; Kevin Wilson, Indiana; Everett Withers, Texas State.
Morty d'Antorinio.
Middle Tennessee State would be there...
consuming bowls of pasta?
That's racist.
Don't you see that his name is clearly Italian?!
/s
Because this is the 2nd time I've seen this joke attempted, I'd like to clarify something. Pointing out that Italians like pasta is either prejudice or ethnicist, but it's not racist. There is no "Italian race."
Way to throw cold water on what 99% of us understood as a joke.
Im guessing you werent around for the thread yesterday.
...and of course most SJWs dont know the definition of the words which pass so loosely from their lips -- hence the "jokes"
Only 64 are pulled and they are pulled from coaches that want to be a part of it. Either he told them no thanks, or didn't get his name drawn.
Harbaugh isn't allowed to vote in the Coaches Poll until he beats OSU and MSU.
Made me chuckle. As much as this is overplayed....
Gotta admit, this was the first time I found this meme funny.
OT, I know, but you live in Wichita I assume? Might be moving there in the not too distant future.
I did for a few years. Currently in Costa Mesa, CA. You want a few pros and cons about the place?
Sure! email me if you want. <username>[email protected]. Just in case, insert my username for the <username> piece and you're good. Thanks!
there are pros. Interested in hearing about them.
I drove through Wichita once, not much. they do have a firehouse subs though.
Wait a second?!?!?! I thought in another thread today you mentioned we weren't even supposed to talk about THAT!!!!!!
Actually, he was listed slightly to his right as a child.
As in Pulled Pork Sammiches? Yummmmmm...
you'll find the answer in the other thread. But I'm not telling you which one.
I'll play your game, Putin....
The summary thread?
Oh, wait...
The coaches poll is made up of 62 coaches so they don't use every coach. He was part of it last year
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Pat Fitzgerald missing too. I'm sure others.
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Along with Claeys, Hazell, Ferentz and Lovie Smith.
And everything else falls in to place.
Anyone else come to this thread expecting a stalker like story where the OP was foiled by Harbaugh's unlisted telephone number?
No? Just me? Well I had a joke ready, and I refuse to waste a Tommy Tutone reference:
Something something 867-5309
My kids love Tommy Tutone
So they love him or the one song he is known for?
Little known fact, Dick DeVos stole Jim Harbaugh's cherios at summer camp in 1968, so Jim doesnt support anything that Amway is involved in.
Little known fact, DeVos and JH went horseback riding, but there weren’t any horses around. Well, JH throws a saddle on DeVos' back and rides him around Wyoming for three days.
/cheerio'd
Did you know about the time JH took DeVos out to go get a drink?
They go off lookin' for a bar and can't find one. Finally, JH takes DeVos into a vacant lot and says, "Here we are!" Well, they sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around them.
The day they opened it, JH ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. JH yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found them!"
Another little known fact...
DeVos went camping with Harbaugh … JH is in the back of a pickup with a live deer. Well, Harbaugh grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, ‘Who has got it better than us'??? Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth — “Nooooobody” It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer.
Who cares, the SID poll is truly meaningless now with the CFP committee.
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Couldn't ask this in one of the 43 poll threads?
Honestly, Harbaugh probably told them he didn't want to vote because he doesn't make comparisons. Somebody always gets diminished.
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I cannot imagine that Harbaugh would not volunteer for this. He loves the game too much.
We need a hero to rescue us from these shite threads. It is the hero MGoBlog deserves, but not the one it needs right now. That hero is...
JOHN CENA!!!
Bonnie Tyler.
Why are you using the word "shite" are you from Blackpool?
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He's not listed as one of the coaches voting in the coaches' poll because he's not one of the coaches voting in the coaches' poll.
You think you're so damn smart with your 'facts' and 'logic', don't you?
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Fuckin' A right I do.
I don't know if your numbers add up.
Amway doesn't want to mess with their current pyramid scheme by introducing Harbaugh's Pyramid of Greatness to the equation?
It's a shame, too. I really wanted that single #1 vote next to our name. Alas.
Brian's gonna hit us with a draftageddon post this afternoon and the board is going to melt down aren't we?