November 2nd, 2018 at 10:34 AM ^
He'll take off more than just an arm, if you're not careful.
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:47 AM ^
I'll bite your legs off.
November 2nd, 2018 at 8:52 AM ^
Should have let him take your kid's arm off. Sure he/she would miss it, but life lessons like that only come along once in a great while.
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:07 AM ^
There's a reason you don't get invited to parties...
EDIT: Replied to the wrong post! The double got me - sorry Sloth, you didn't deserve this!
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:36 AM ^
Now that I think about it, I don't get invited to many parties.
Wow. Feeling a little down now.
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:04 AM ^
It ?
You called Murderwolf it ??
That kind of insincerity can cause the Great Murderwolf to pass you by.
November 2nd, 2018 at 11:17 AM ^
If Murderwolf passed him by, it's because Murderwolf has already been there
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:11 AM ^
It? "...just a random dude wearing a costume and it wouldn't be safe to approach."
As I inadvertently (and wrongly) said to Sloth - you don't get invited to parties for a reason. The pearl clutching here is a bit much...
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:25 AM ^
"it's just a random dude wearing a costume", this seems like it could work as the definition of a mascot.
November 2nd, 2018 at 8:49 AM ^
By the way, has anyone ever seen Murderwolf and Keanu Reeves together??? Hmmmm.....
November 2nd, 2018 at 8:55 AM ^
That’s cute but not quite correct.....
Its actually Mork Dantonio in there. He’s the lil brother always trying to sneak in to the big brothers much cooler parties....
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:40 AM ^
Wait, Mark Dantonio is Keanu Reeves???? That would explain the wooden acting and affinity for ohio state...
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:03 AM ^
Is it just me or was Murderwolf a lot more fun when he wasnt a "thing" around here? Man it sure feels like we can take virtually any joke or meme and then DRIVE. IT. INTO. THE. GROUND. in no time flat.
Anyways I'm going back to selling jerseys here in Ohio. Given that Oakland is still in play that would be a good start.
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:23 AM ^
I totally get what you're layin' down here.
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:33 AM ^
I think jokes like that are funny around here between 3 and 9 times.
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:12 AM ^
We shouldn't stop laughing at the joke until we beat Ohio State.
Murderwolf has always been laughing.
November 2nd, 2018 at 11:45 AM ^
well rev king, there's been a change since 2 weeks ago. now those jokes are funny.....94 times!
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:44 AM ^
What does this have to do with Mike Jones? And who's Mike Jones?
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:13 AM ^
I am Murderwolf. We are all Murderwolf. And we have always been...
(I really want that head gear!!!)
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:19 AM ^
In your dreams/nightmares.
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:29 AM ^
He was hanging out by the band during GameDay. Got a picture with him, turned around, saw WD. Funny moment.
No idea as to where he hangs out around gametime though.
November 2nd, 2018 at 12:23 PM ^
Or was it someone dressed up as WD?
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:42 AM ^
Right behind you.
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:45 AM ^
Has Ace said yet if he is going to the game? No one has ever seen both of them at the same place at the same time.
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:57 AM ^
Where does Dire Wolf hang out? Please don't murder me.
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:33 AM ^
Plus One for making the Dead reference.
November 2nd, 2018 at 9:59 AM ^
Just say his name 3 times...if you dare.
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:06 AM ^
Now, now.....Murderwolf transcends time and space. He is not limited to a single location - he can be everywhere and nowhere, but he can also be right next to you and you may not even be aware of it.
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^
Has the “It’s MurderWolv*” guy given in and accepted the popular opinion?
November 2nd, 2018 at 11:04 AM ^
Man, if the MurderWolv(f?) guy shows up wearing costumes as photoshopped/MS Painted here and on the interwebs, I will literally figuratively die.
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:11 AM ^
Murderwolf is omnipresent
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:16 AM ^
You don't find Murderwolf, Murderwolf finds you.
November 2nd, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
MurdaWolv sings:
"I was around when Jesus had his moment of doubt and pain.."
November 2nd, 2018 at 11:15 AM ^
Today he is hanging out in James Franklin's mind
November 2nd, 2018 at 11:15 AM ^
I got my picture taken with him at the Western game. He was hanging out near the South entrance to the stadium.
November 2nd, 2018 at 11:46 AM ^
obvious answer that i may have missed scanning the posts, but the accurate response is:
any place he wants to!
November 2nd, 2018 at 11:59 AM ^
In our opponent's head
November 2nd, 2018 at 12:03 PM ^
James Franklin's nightmares.
November 2nd, 2018 at 12:06 PM ^
Murderwolf once threw a bomb that killed 50 men, and then the bomb exploded.
November 2nd, 2018 at 2:36 PM ^
In your soul.