Where is the CRex Update?

Submitted by JeepinBen on April 6th, 2010 at 10:23 AM

It's Tuesday! Where the hell is the new update?

In last week's episode we had bitch slaps, public hitting, sister-tackling dogs and smoked salmon!

I'm dying for an update here! (can you tell it's a slow week at work?)

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CRex

April 7th, 2010 at 10:15 AM ^

So guys, I signed a massive movie deal and part of the deal is no new posts, we have to keep the material fresh. Look for the film to drop in 3 to 5 years, give or take a little. Possibly longer if I keep doing cocaine with my agent.

Seriously though, updates are coming. In a few hours we will department for Detroit Metro, return their rental car and wave good bye to them as they pass through security. After that I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'll be waking up with a massive hangover. I'll get some updates soon though. Plus I need to return some emails. Damn me for being popular.