What Other Big House Improvements Would You Like to See?

Submitted by MGoShoe on July 16th, 2010 at 1:04 PM

Over at MaizenBrew.com, MaizenBrew Dave has listed ten additional things to improve at Michigan Stadium. 

Here's the abbreviated list:

  1. Install a Slip and Slide
  2. Live Wolverine Cage By Visitors Locker Room
  3. Rename One of the Suites the "Up Yours John Pollack Memorial Suite for the Elites"
  4. A Slushee machine in Section 18
  5. Install Cloverfieldtron
  6. If You're Gonna Install Lights, Install 'em With a Dimmer
  7. Put in a Few More Entry and Exit Gates
  8. Install Trap Doors Under the Visiting Fans Section
  9. Bring the Huron River Closer to the Stadium
  10. On field Holding Pen for Other Team's Convicted Felons

Here's my number 11: Apply a small electrical charge to the seating during "key plays" to prevent anyone from yelling "Down in Front"

Number 12, etc.?  Number 5 covers scoreboard improvements, so that's taken. 


Zone Left

July 16th, 2010 at 1:27 PM ^

Fire extiguishers that go off 20 minutes prior to the visiting team taking the field. 

For Sparty, we can rig them to dispense tear gas.  It'll make them feel at home.


July 16th, 2010 at 1:54 PM ^

1. A replica of the moon with 3 UM grads waiving Maize and Blue flags while peering down on the visitors bench. "Space, bitches. Space" should be engraved on the moon. 

2. An odd request, but an edited version of the Yellow Submarine video clip with the Blue Meanies that says "Today, Ann Arbor goes BLUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE"


July 16th, 2010 at 2:05 PM ^

An I. Q. monitor to stop anyone with an I.Q. of under 100 from entering. That would stop all but a few thousand Ohio State fans from entering.


July 16th, 2010 at 2:06 PM ^

Can we just let LC retire in peace??!!  He was a true Michigan Man that did more for the school than you will hope to do.  And he is the only person respected by Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Bill Brasky.

Let it go.



July 16th, 2010 at 2:39 PM ^

And then Zoltan's ship comes from outer space when the opponent gets in the red zone, hovers eerily over their sideline, and then lasers off the endzone if a player happens to be running into it for a TD


July 16th, 2010 at 4:06 PM ^

A lot of people who go to State are generally nice guys. The thing is, they often are generally nice guys who got rejected by Michigan and hold a grudge about it. Hence, during sporting events, they become dicks.


July 16th, 2010 at 3:51 PM ^

the continuous trough style urinal at the south endzone. 

Edit:  Bah.......  I'm way late to the party.  I should have known that this would have been one of the first suggestions..


July 16th, 2010 at 4:06 PM ^

Alot less scarlet at the end of November...........Last year was my first time making it to "The Game" and although I enjoy every visit, the # of buckeye fans made me sick! (That and the vodka & redbull)


July 17th, 2010 at 12:12 AM ^

We should build luxury boxes enclosing the north and south endzone, then build an upper deck all the way around the stadium. Capacity: 200,001