What Did Beilein Say to Get Tossed Out Sweepstakes

Submitted by xtramelanin on February 13th, 2019 at 8:46 PM


Beilein is the greatest coach we could ever ask for and not the least of reasons is his exceptional character.  We all joke about his idea of crazy ('We had subs!') but seriously I have never seen him lose it at a game and as Brian alluded to on the front page, his demeanor yesterday at T-toss was like most coaches greeting their families on Christmas morning.  I wouldn't begrudge him a 4 letter word or two toward the refs that missed the head-shot to Z at the end of the half, but I really don't think he said anything nearly that racey.  So two questions:

1.  If it has been disclosed at a presser or whatever, what did JB say that got him tossed?

2.  Disclosed or not, what is the 'crazy' stuff you could think of that came out of his mouth and end up out of the game? 

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Winner of the questions gets real mythical mgopoints.  




February 13th, 2019 at 9:04 PM ^

“I made your wife holler like that annoying dumbass who yells every damn time we’re on offense because he thinks he’s at a football game.”

He said a lot of words. 

I Bleed Maize N Blue

February 13th, 2019 at 9:12 PM ^

In all my three score and six years, I have never borne witness to such shenanigans and tomfoolery as has been put on display by you referees in this opening half. I am bamboozled, flabbergasted, and flummoxed! You, sir, are a dastard, a rogue and a scoundrel! Why, if I had my walking stick, I should thrash you soundly about the ears! But instead I shall only say, Good Day to you, sir. Good Day!


February 13th, 2019 at 9:14 PM ^

I keep thinking of the Architects Sketch from the Flying Circus....

"Well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.... You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist."


February 13th, 2019 at 9:24 PM ^

"Quiznos beats the crap out of subway and you know it!"

"What's that? Well sure, their new cheesy garlic bread is fantastic, but you know what I'm saying!"


February 13th, 2019 at 9:25 PM ^

"We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.  But all decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting. By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major decisions."

Tools Of Ignorance

February 13th, 2019 at 9:41 PM ^

As a reflection of my love of sports and sports pop culture movies, it was either

1. "Hey Garrison, your wife sucks pussy! She's a dyke. I know! I know!  She's a lesbian...A LESBIAN!!!"

I mean it seemed to piss Hanrahan off pretty bad.  -OR-

2. He called him a "cocksucker."

That's all crash Davis had to do to get tossed. Sport officials hate being called cocksuckers