What are we drinking tonight?

Submitted by DrewG32 on March 12th, 2010 at 2:30 PM

Because... well yea. There have been very few times that are more fitting than now to ask this question.

Me: Beer. Until I can't drink anymore. Don't know what kind. Don't even care.

Comments

speakeasy

March 12th, 2010 at 2:33 PM ^

It was researched once that a 1/2 barrel of Beast is the cheapest alcohol available by dollar per whatever amount of alcohol. I have no link, maybe it's an urban legend, but I'll take it as gospel.
Go for that.

PurpleStuff

March 12th, 2010 at 2:33 PM ^

I just had my first swig of Cutty Sark and it hurts so good. My girlfriend is going to be pissed when she gets home because I am getting tore up from the floor up.

MMMMMMMMMMM, Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch!

K2

March 12th, 2010 at 2:36 PM ^

Im all ready one White Russian down and I am going on a bar crawl with my classmates tonight, good timing on that one.

Steve Lorenz

March 12th, 2010 at 2:38 PM ^

First thing I grab and it will be prefaced by a swift kick to the nuts because that's about how I feel right now. Those guys didn't deserve to lose that way.

Nosce Te Ipsum

March 12th, 2010 at 2:44 PM ^

High school style is in order for today and tonight and the rest of the weekend for that matter. After what has transpired I'm going with a handle of the cheapest vodka on the shelf at the dirtiest dirt hole of a liquor store. Following that I will purchase as many foods as I can find with trans fats in them drink and eat til life becomes euphoric and the loss has been wiped from my long and short term memory. Bonus, max out all credit cards with hookers. I still doubt that will suffice. This pain is eternal or at least until football begins in September.

PurpleStuff

March 12th, 2010 at 2:52 PM ^

Usually you can charge the initial fee with the agency that sends her out, but a credit card won't cut it if you want to get down to business. On the bright side, I've "heard" that some of them will take a personal check, though this can break the illusion when they have to give you their real name (turns out her parents didn't really name her Candy), so I would just leave that part blank.

Dezmatic247

March 12th, 2010 at 2:47 PM ^

I think with me the question lies what am I NOT drinking tonight. I just left work early sick and I'm stopping by the liquor store on the way home for lots of "medicine". Luna is going to feel GREAT tonight....

Chi Go Blue

March 12th, 2010 at 2:59 PM ^

Of the first person wearing scarlet and gray that I see walking the steets.

And maybe I'll mix it with some Arrow or 5 O'Clock vodka, just so I can get drunk too.