Wednesday Ohio Hate thread

Submitted by octal9 on November 24th, 2010 at 2:40 AM

Because why hate just the school when it's so easy to extend it to the entire state, right?

I "wrote" this tonight (ie, I was drunk and bored). Put it to the tune of the Oscar Meyer song and enjoy.

Oh I wish they'd build a wall around Ohio,
that is what I'd truly like to see.
Because if they'd build a wall around Ohio,
none of them could ever bother me.

Build it twelve feet wide and ten times taller,
No buckeye would be able to escape.
And then we could just fill it up with water:
We could turn it into the sixth Great Lake!



November 24th, 2010 at 2:51 AM ^

Now would you create a canal so it attaches to the other Great Lakes? Or would it be some sort of above ground pool for Michigan and Pennsylvania? And have you considered construction costs? The logistics seem puzzling at best.


November 24th, 2010 at 7:17 AM ^

cannot describe my hatred for OSU. I have a friend from my childhood that only calls me once a year, after The Game. Needless to say, it's been awhile since this was a good phone call. FUCK OSU.


November 24th, 2010 at 10:55 AM ^

The Ducks really had no tradition to speak of when they mucked with their unis.  Part of hating OSU is the familiarity of the uniforms.  It screws up the visuals when they're running around in stupid "pro combat" red helmets.  It'd be like if the Yankees ditched the pinstripes for teal.  You'd still hate them, but it would just feel weird.    


November 24th, 2010 at 9:30 AM ^

so Jim Tressel, Denard and Gerg are flying on a plane and there are three parachutes.  The plane engine starts to sputter and finally goes out and the pilot comes out of the cockpit.  He says, "I have to file the accident report", so he grabs a parachute and jumps out.  Jim Tressel says, "I'm the coach for THE Ohio State University.  I'm important and I have to be saved".  So he grabs a parachute and jumps out.  Gerg looks at Denard and says, "Son, you're young and have a long life ahead of you, I've lived a full life and it looks like I'm not going to have my dream job soon, so you take the last parachute".  Denard smiles and says, "That's okay...Sweatervest grabbed my knapsack".


November 24th, 2010 at 10:47 AM ^

Annihilate Ohio State

And humble Woody Hayes

They grow a lot of cattle in Columbus

And send them out to graze,


Knock them from their Ivory Towers

Send the crawling into the showers!

Down With Ohio State

It's a know-nothing, party school.


Bust a your butt, for Woody!

Bust a gut, for Woody!


They say the girls who go to OSU

Are husband-hunting nags

They go for all the jocks who make big bucks

And not the guys with brains


Knock them from their Ivory Towers

Send them crawling into the showers!

Down with Ohio State!

It's a know-nothing party school!


November 24th, 2010 at 10:56 AM ^

I didn't see this posted anywhere, so I figured this would be the best place for it.  Sorry if it's a double-post.

Two wolverines are getting the chance to tear into a piñata designed to resemble the Ohio State University mascot a few days before the annual college football rivalry between that school and the University of Michigan.

The Detroit Zoo said the treat-filled piñata would be given to Luka and Jigi Wednesday morning at the zoo in Royal Oak.

Zoo officials use such piñata to enrich environments and make them more engaging to the animals.


November 24th, 2010 at 5:16 PM ^

The Troy Smith-led 49ers are 3-7 and got shut out 21-0 at home by Tampa Bay.  They also have Ted Ginn Jr. on the roster, and watching those two playing out their "careers" makes me smile.