WAY OT: Prediction of iPhone 4 Press Conference

Submitted by Hail-Storm on

Not sure if any of you have heard about this, but this company called Apple came out with a phone that has been in the news a lot lately. Apple seems to be riding this gravy train of free press and is making an anouncement tomorrow. Below is how I think it's going to go down.

Steve Jobs comes out and says, "Yeah the iphone 4 has death grip problems, but what are you going to do about it? Return it? Ha!" and then strap into a jet pack, fly off while giving everyone the finger.

As a disclaimer, I'm not a Mac fanboy (yeah for second mouse button), but I got an iphone 4 as my first smart phone and think its amazing and have no real complaints. Just think it's funny Old Steve-o's got me by the balls.

MMB 82

July 15th, 2010 at 3:43 PM ^

works fine, I do get the decrease in bars but no dropped calls. And mice are an endangered species, we're going touchscreen, baby!

MI Expat NY

July 15th, 2010 at 5:06 PM ^

Yep, the mouse will disappear just as soon as we develop ridiculously strong arms and sholders to hold our arms up to a touchscreen monitor all day, every day. 

As much as Jobs wants us to believe that the touch screen is the way of the future, the physical keyboard and mouse remain the far superior way to input and manipulate data, which is what most work computers are used for. 

Sven_Da_M

July 15th, 2010 at 4:41 PM ^

1   IF MGOBOARD POSTTITLE = "OT" GO TO 2

2   DELAY POST 24 HRS

3  IF MGOBOARD POSTTITLE= "WAY OT" GO TO 4

4  DELETE POST

5  PRINT " I WANT IPHONE"

6  END