Way OT: Lindsey Vonn & Tiger Woods break up
With the Draft, Fight, Derby, Wings Playoffs all over, we are entering a serious sports dead period - luckily the Tigers & U of M Softball are playing well - so this hit the wires today that Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are respectfully calling it quits:
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/05/lindsey-vonn-tiger-woods-break-up
So my questions, if you so choose to answer, are:
- Who is it a bigger loss for?
- Who will rebound quicker, i.e., who will get another celebrity bf/gf sooner?
- What are you drinking tonight?
And let the Perkins/Going Downhill jokes begin....
Oh what am I going to do with my life now.
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with hookers again. Lindsey will rebound much faster.
He's sitting on the better part of $1b. Lindsey's got a few million. She's gonna miss flying private!
Florida. You know that is at least a billion dollar mistake for hard-charging thighs a la Lindsey. Their combined net worth would plummet to zero in her mind.
I beginning to wonder if Tigers first nanny or wet nurse was a blonde that leans to the white trashy but hot and slutty look.
I've only ever seen pictures, but that doesn't seem like a great description of either Nordigen or Vonn.
I don't think he's talking about either of them.
If they're not the blondes referenced, then I'm completely lost (which is definitely possible given the subject matter).
Cast your mind back to Tiger's divorce, and all will become clear.
I got it, I got it! It's because Tiger got divorced because he was sleeping around with cheap, sleazy, strippers and porn stars, right?
Ah what the hell, I'm bored. Bigger loss for Vonn, Woods, and Oberon
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Eh, she's got her own money even if its not as much, so bigger loss for him. She was a 7-8 slumming with a 6.
He can always find a lady that's a 7-8. Not to many guys walking around that are the face of their sport and are also worth close to $1B(Brady & LeBron are happily married with Children).
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Yeah but Tiger Woods looks like such a doofus.
So does Donald Trump doesn't mean he can't get beautiful women to be with him
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Just ew. What would it be like to assume that any woman that wanted to be with you really wanted to be with your money?
it's the only reason anyone would want to be around him. and he's okay with that.
This is absolutely crazytalk. Tiger Woods is many points higher than Lindsey Vonn in the dating market. She's a 30 year old female. He is probably just trading for a younger better looking girl.
Im talking looks alone.
If she was just some lady looking for the spotlight, I could see why she would find herself with Tiger as he's still a big name in the world. But Vonn has her own fame and her own money, so why settle for a goofy looking dude whose past his prime?
Here's the deal. Vonn obviously cares about fame and money, evidenced by the fact that she decided to date Tiger. Two years from now, nobody is going to know who Vonn is. She is worth a couple million dollars, which is a tiny amount for a person to sustain for 50 years on. Her looks are on the decline, and she knows it's time to capitalize on her fleeting fame and find a guy who has some real money to support her.
Also, once girls get past the age of about 25 they start to care a lot less about male looks.
Socially it was unacceptable.
- Pierce Hawthorne
Couldn't believe this made the bottom line on ESPN...smh.
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Really? Outside of games, ESPN is trash.
I lost whatever shred of respect I had for ESPN after this Mayweather vs. Pacquiao fight. The anchors were so biased against Mayweather and couldn't believe their angel Pacman didn't win. It was unbearable.
They made this whole good vs evil narrative just so they can pile on Mayweather when he won, which any boxing fan with a clue knew was gonna happen.
Pathetic.
I think most people knew that Floyd was going to win if it went to a decision. I still think Manny won but knew Mayweather would get to keep his perfect record if he didn't get knocked out.
What fight were you watching? I really wanted Manny to win, but he clearly lost that fight.
Mayweather doubled Pacman's punches thrown and punches landed yet people are still screaming about him running LOL
Shit is comical. All the fans cheering Pacman's missing flurries was even more comical. 18% accuracy haha.
Mayweather's defense is impeccable and made one of the best offensive boxers in history look like an average joe.
Fuck defensive boxing. Boring fight. The fact that the crowd sat on their hands for the whole fight says how dull it was.
Yeah no doubt. This was the the first fight I actually watched in about 10 years, and my god, what a snooze. Mayweather won, but neither of these guys looked like GOAT material. Mayweather is quick, but lacks power, and i am just glad I didn't have to pay to see it. This fight verified why boxing is dead in my book.
Maybe he'll win a chip now... hopefully.
I think this post was intended for MGoPeopleMagazine.com.
I didn't see this mag in the grocery isle or on the googles. But I did find tons of stuff about those Kardashians!!
I'm drinking 21st Amendment Brew Free or Die. Lindsey will hook up with Rory McIlroy, and will be quoted something to the effect of, while he doesn't have Tiger's length off the tee, he's better at finding the hole.
On to the next one
Some Oberons, and honestly, good riddance. Woods just needs to win again.
is Tiger Woods. I do. I get that he was arguably the most famous, dominating & influential sports figure for a solid decade (longer?). In his game he was untouchable. He was historic in skill as he played! I get it. Yet, why does he still command such a following? He hasn't been close to the top golfer since before his ex-wife clubbed him (no pun intended). Why does ESPN run a crawl that he & Vonn broke up? Who cares? Haha. He's not that famous anymore. It's forever a case of "fixing his swing", getting healthy from every joint in his body, etc. He gets his ass kicked now (kicked as in not even close to the front of the pack) and every report if every tournament will show the top 30 finishers & Woods, 20 places behind the 30th guy lol. I don't get it. It's as if his ego refuses to admit that HE isn't what he was so he blames swing coaches & injury. Meanwhile, the sports world seems torn as to whether he should be treated like the Tiger of old or what he is now, the not so squeaky clean average pro golfer that was once beyond dominant. Worse (IMO)? He is still as smug/arrogant as ever. Most openly arrogant sports figure in my lifetime, IMO. It's as if we don't know how to report on the guy now that he's average. I think we should report on him like an average golfer but that's me. His love life no longer needs an ESPN crawl.
"not that famous" in relation to his dominance within his game & overall public respect. Everyone knows who he is. He's very famous! I mean that he's not the guy he was. Not even close, in his game & out of it.
You must have not watched much golf from 1997-2007
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except for the last sentence. No athlete ever needs their love life reported like this. It's ridiculous and if someone actually cared who an athlete was dating that would just be weird to me.
I'm sure there is a publicist behind this being reported(meaning that this informtion is being leaked intentionally to keep their names in the news).
His ex-wife is 7383849927273994 times hotter.
That's just the rounding error.
along with the news on the tragedy in Nepal, the rioting in Baltimore and of course the life and times of Bruce Jenner. I am not sure where the tiger woods/lindsey vonn story fits in the spectrum of world events but all I could think of was, what would Jim Harbaugh do?
Hand jive.
Heh. Hardly.
Good. Hopefully he goes back to banging everyone and winning again.
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Just moved to Utah for an internship. Worried there would be no beer sales on Sunday's but my walk to the grocery produced one bag of food because my other hand needed the summer shandy, the highest percent alcohol sold on Sunday's. Better Than nothin.
If so, you can still find the real stuff on Sundays. All of the breweries in Salt Lake are open on Sundays (Squatters, Epic, and Red Rock) and they all have walk out coolers with their high point brews available for purchase. And best yet, it's cold, unlike the room temp stuff found in the state liquor store.
Yup. Just got in a few hours ago. I'll have to check those out one of these weekends! Thanks!
Bring some home to the wives!