Way OT: Fantasy football team names?

Submitted by Jehu the Damaja on August 18th, 2012 at 7:33 PM
It's a boring and rainy Saturday night, so I decided to start working on my pre-draft list for my Fantasy football team. The players are easy, but the biggest challenge for me every year is what to name my team. What are some of your favorites (Michigan related, dirty, whatever..)?



August 18th, 2012 at 8:48 PM ^

Not sports related: Areola 51, William Shatner Face (two names we would use for trivia nights).

Multiple Scoregasms

Sweep the Leg (for all your kicker friendly/heavy teams)

I Got the Runs (for your elite RB teams)

Touchdown Syndrome (my personal fav)


August 18th, 2012 at 9:14 PM ^

Guns, Vodka, & Bullet Proof Vests

A huge smile appears every year when the commish (who happens to be an OHIO graduate) announces my team is on the clock.

oc michigan fan

August 18th, 2012 at 10:54 PM ^

a few with moderate success:


Ultimate Daydrinkers

Tremendous Upside

Tremendous Backside (the next year)

Balls Models

This year I think I'm just going with "Heisenberg" or the "Pinkmans" 



August 18th, 2012 at 11:28 PM ^

I always go controversial for my team name. To do so, I inappropiately use the biggest NFL offseasaon scandal. Past team names include: Vick is my dogsitter, Stallworth is my d.d., IgoclubbinwithBigBen and Cam Newton's Pay to Play(as). This year, I'm the "N.O. Boba Fetts."


August 19th, 2012 at 12:32 AM ^

How do you use that as a yahoo name because it says you're only allowed 20 characters when I try to change my team.  ...And so a lot of the names suggested here that I want to use in some of my leagues I can't because of the 20 characters max.


August 19th, 2012 at 1:08 AM ^

I know this is completely random, but I have gone with "The Raptor That Mauled Muldoon" for about two years in public leagues after I throttled my buddy (who had named his team after Muldoon). It's brought me lots of good luck since.